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    What is time, anyway?

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    Jaskier had always assumed that all Wolf Witchers were a bit like Geralt. Strong, brooding, attractive. But the bard had always been a man with a taste for variety. And some dark secrets of his own.

    Enter Lambert.

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    “Kiss my ass you festering shitnugget!”

    As last words go, not the most profound. But even with his final breath Lambert can sneer in the face of the disgusted Noble who ordered him killed.

    Isn't Lambert surprised when his execution goes off track in the most unpredictable way.

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    When Lambert gets shot during work one night he decides the normal human thing to do is break into his crushes coffeeshop and leave a note after raiding said crushes first aid kit.

    Besides the fact that he never met the man in person before and they only flirted via coffee cup notes what could go wrong?

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    Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.

    Angst, whump, eventual comfort.

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    Friend(s)
    1a : one attached to another by affection or esteem
    b : acquaintance
    2a : one that is not hostile
    b : one that is of the same nation, party, or group
    3 : a favored companion

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    River:
    1: a natural stream of water of fairly large size flowing in a definite course or channel or series of diverging and converging channels.
    2: a similar stream of something other than water: a river of lava; a river of ice.
    3: any abundant stream or copious flow; outpouring

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    Idiot rescue mission with banter & snark galore.

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    Sequel to Hold On

     

    It's been a year since Geralt and Yennefer rescued Jaskier from Nilfgaard's clutches.

    However, Nilfgaard still refuse to give up the hunt for both Jaskier and Ciri, leaving Geralt to guard his beloved Bard, keeping him safe from Nilfgaard, as they journey along the Path, with Ciri safely tucked away in Kaer Morhen.

    Nilfgaard is moving along the Continent at an alarming pace, taking over more and more of the South, leaving Jaskier fearful that Cahir will find him again and would take him away and cage him.

    They couldn't even being to guess what Destiny had in store for them.

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    Lambert and Julian have a fun night getting drunk which, inevitably, leads to sex.

     

    Set a long time before All the world

     

    Can be read as a standalone

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    Jaskier is the Witchers omega in every sense and every winter he enjoys the attention of all four of his Witchers.

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    Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo
    Prompt: A/B/O

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    Lambert gets Geralt drunk enough to beat him at gwent. Unfortunately for Geralt, the game isn’t the only precious thing he loses.

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    Cats have always sensed that Geralt is... different. He can't get within five feet without them hissing and scrambling to get away, which is why- promise you won't laugh- Geralt of Rivia, the great White Wolf, has never pet a cat before. And neither have his fellow Witchers for that matter. What happens when Geralt finds a stray kitten in some backwater town in the middle of Velen, ribs showing and half frozen to death? And what happens when he decides to take the poor thing back to Kaer Morhen with him?

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    Jaskier is cursed to be a cat. The Wolf Witchers find him and instantly fall in love, giving him cuddles and kisses. Things sure get awkward when they find out that the kitten they've adopted is actually the bard who's been singing about them for more than twenty years.

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    Eskel and Geralt just have a few too many aesthetically pleasing attributes to ignore, which Jaskier tries not to make into a problem. Of course the two most attractive people in town are married. To each other! It’s fine, it will be fine, because he’s here for the adventure, and the change, and to make friends. A boy can dream and appreciate the nice things that present themselves to him so handsomely, ok?

    Or: Geralt and Eskel are hot and competent farmer husbands, Jaskier is their new oblivious vet who is looking for adventures in the little mountain village of Morhen, Lambert and Aiden are absolutely besotted with each other, Vesemir is the proud farmer dad/grandpa, and Ciri has always loved rainbows.
    A Modern Farm AU where everyone is queer, including Roach.

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    Jaskier has been a professional figure skater for years, and he knows when to get to the rink early to get the good, unblemished ice. As he trains for his upcoming competition, he begrudgingly has to cross paths with the local college's hockey team.

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    Modern!AU with Figure Skater Jaskier and Hockey Player Geralt

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    **Wanted: Nude Model for painting (canvas, not you) - Men/women/other, serious inquiries only**

    For Larkin (or Jaskier, as she’s more commonly known), taking a side hustle as a nude model was an easy way for the struggling grad student to earn some easy money.

    For Geralt, a horse trainer, painting was a hobby; a way to help manage his anxiety and depression. Placing the ad itself was just the first step to changing his life forever.

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    A few weeks after Geralt's Big Mistake, Jaskier runs into Lambert.

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    “I can’t stand the waiting,” Jaskier finally admitted. “The hours before Geralt leaves for a hunt. It feels like the calm before the storm, but then then the storm is just more waiting. Waiting to find out what state Geralt will be in when he comes back, waiting to see if he’ll even come back at all.”

    “You care about my brother.” It wasn’t a question, more a statement of fact, but Jaskier felt compelled to reply anyway.

    “Of course I do,” he said. “I care about him so much, but what can I do, really? I’m not a fighter or a healer, for all that I’ve tried to learn what I can over the years.” He gave a heavy, dejected sigh. “I just...play silly songs, and wait for him to return.”


    Jaskier's first introduction to Lambert doesn't go quite as well as he'd hoped. He's nothing if not persistent, though, and it turns out that the two of them have more in common than they realize.

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