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    Children are meant to be seen, not heard.

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    4/8
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    3
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    12
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    We see Rose and Dave ascend and take robot forms. Their bodies too weak for their godtier powers. But Dirk never takes a robot form. Why is that?

    Together, we’ll explore the older Strider’s possible ascension and find an answer ourselves.

    Language:
    English
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    1,813
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    "You're not Jake!" Roxy's shrill voice screamed, shock was etched on her face as the figure raised its gun towards her.

    BANG.

    The gun was now turned towards me. All I could do was stare at the flashing colours and light. 'This is it.' I thought. I couldn't raise my blade to it, I just couldn't bring myself to harm him. I let my katana fall form my hand, and accepted my fate...

    or so I thought.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Since he left Jake one year ago, Dirk has been lost. After all, it’s not easy wandering around homeless… especially when you’re a former enslaved spirit who is haunted by the memories of his kingdom and family all being destroyed. Or… were they?

    With events in the present bearing dark similarities to the tragedy of Derse thousands of years ago, Dirk realizes that time is running out. He needs to find his reincarnated siblings, relearn his powers, and discover the secrets his lost memories may hold before whatever force out there succeeds in killing them.

    He can't fail. But to win... he'll need hope.

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    English
    Words:
    71,087
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    249
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    286
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3302
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    On the twelfth hour of the thirteenth day of April, 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Lady Constance Crocker, bootylicious billionaire and intrepid entrepreneur, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    She got eight of them.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    16
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    506
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    The story of a Roxy Lalonde.
    Prequal to Alpha camp.

     

    (Originally posted on 8-9-18)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Roxy, Jane, Jake, Dirk and Calliope have built a life in the woods sheltered from the infected and other people, but that was going to change.

     

    (Originally posted on 18-6-18)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    188
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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This work is updated every other weekend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    146,161
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2333
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    Rose is feeling dissatisfied with her marriage. When she confronts Kanaya about it, she doesn't get what she anticipated...

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,828
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    330
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    Dirk takes over the narrative, and takes control over Jake's sexual encounter with one Jane Crocker.
    This, as you'd expect, doesn't go very well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    167
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    TUE - 18: PALE/ASHEN/PITCH/FLUSH

    4 chapter fic, all 4 chapters have been uploaded.

    In a world where SBURB and SGRUB never happened, a boy and a girl have four different relationships.

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    English
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    9,352
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    7
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    231
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    It’s more than just mind control and knowing where you end and where Crockertier begins is impossible to tell.

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    English
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    451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    148
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    It was suppose to be a normal day for Jane Crocker, work on the new laws, make sure the troll population was under control, deal with the stupid clown that was obsessed with her and then come home to a loving husband and their first born child.

    It was supposed to be that way anyway.

    What she actually came back to was a new husband that was destroying her home and her drones, demanding for a divorce and fiercely protective over their child.


    Waking up in Jake English's body after reviving from some death was bad, especially when it turned out to be drunken suicide. Waking up in Jake English's body during the Epilogue was even worse. Now he had a kid to take care of, a megalomaniac, fascist and tyrantess wife who's cheating on him with a deranged clown fuck, an existential crisis in realizing he was actually a part of the original Jake English and two brain ghosts who are just as confused on his situation as he was.

    But one thing was clear; He was taking Tavros and getting the hell away from Jane. Jane, Gamzee, the whole fucking Epilogue can kiss his ass, Dirk Ultimate was coming and he was NOT going to be involved with this horse shit.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    783
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    in which the author tries to write a mixture of grease, west side story, and hairspray while not knowing anything about the 60s and fucking it up because apparently she wrote fight club in hee that isn't in the 60s but fuck it because she wanted to write a musical and she thought it would be a good idea and jesus christ this is long what was she thinking.

    Language:
    English
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    10,152
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    85
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    - Read the Candy Epilogue beforehand -

    Dirk's grip on Jane has loosened, she realizes now, she has made a horrible mistake to many of her friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
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    Read the title silly.

    Language:
    English
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    73
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    93
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    Satisfied Songfic for Dirk and Jake. Enjoy!

    Inspired by potato potato's 'Satisfied - DirkJake (animated)' on Youtube, go check it out!

    Language:
    English
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    2,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
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    118
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
    (ALL SPELLING AND GRAMMAR NOW FIXED!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,177
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1958
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    Jane finds the strength to leave those feelings behind, but is this what Dirk and Jake really want?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,877
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    540
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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,883
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1350

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