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    Voilà pourquoi James Bond était un homme bien.
    Petit recueil JB

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    Français
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    13,086
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
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    280
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    M held out the file in her hand and Q automatically took it.
    “It needs the new Quartermaster’s signature”.
    The reminder of the Major’s death, the kindly old beta who saw him for him, brought tears to his eyes, and he desperately hoped that the smoke would hide it.
    “... Okay. Who do I give it to?”
    “It’s quite a few years ahead of schedule, and quite frankly I’m not even sure if it’s going to work, but Boothroyd always spoke highly of you and you are one of the very few TSS workers still remaining. I’ve spoken to R, the only survivor with seniority over you, and she is quite adamant to remain in her current position with your approval... Which leaves you”.
    M held out a pen.
    “Quartermaster”.

    Or:

    “I don’t just have one alpha”. Q grinned, bloody and feral. “I have nine. They’re called the double-0 program, perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,664
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    909
    Kudos:
    1289
    Bookmarks:
    374
    Hits:
    34034
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    Q rebuilds his life while suspended from MI6 after the tumultuous events of "001" and "Quartermaster (Q)". It is an exercise in trust and allowing people back into his life. With help from his friends, brothers and a particular double-o with whom he has started a tentative relationship with, Q re-learns what it means to be a Holmes.

    And perhaps not particularly the sane one as many had thought. After all, there are four Holmes siblings - who is to say that any one of them is sane?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,051
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    723
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    The year is 1967 and 007 has been given a new task. He has been sent into the beating heart of Latveria to assassinate it's mysterious and verbose autocrat after he makes a threat against the British Prime minister.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,284
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    66
    Hits:
    22
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    Q is kidnapped, not for the first time, not for the last.
    For the first time, he and Bond both have some things to say afterwards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,312
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    5521
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    Q is unwillingly drawn into the dark orbit of a former 00 agent become Minister of Parliament who is determined to use him for his own ends while turning Q against everything he loves: England, MI-6, and even James Bond himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,298
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    10399
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    After a beautiful MI6 agent goes rogue in Kuala Lumpur and creates an international incident, James Bond is sent to capture or eliminate her in order to avoid a war between India and Pakistan. But as he pursues her through Southeast Asia, he discovers there is much more to the situation than meets the eye, and comes face-to-face with an old enemy and must race against time to foil a plot that could throw the region into chaos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,181
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    276
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    Shortly after the events of Die Another Day, M gives 007 his most personally-challenging assignment yet: assist in the exfiltration of the North Korean Intelligence officer who tortured him during his time as a POW. Torn between duty and the lingering psychic wounds of his confinement, Bond must also navigate the elusive and conflicting agendas of Her Majesty's government, the Korean Intelligence services, and an increasingly-ruthless CIA. Against this backdrop, Bond must grapple with a new world and decide what his place in it will be...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,258
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    In a post- alternative No Time to Die universe, James Bond still reeling from Madeleine Swann's betrayal has met his match in Jayne, a young, brilliant, damaged CIA agent. James eventually falls for the beautiful Jayne after having a brief fling with Q and in an uncharacteristic move marries her. James and Jayne are no sooner back from their honeymoon, when they learn that their respected agencies are far from happy about their marriage and that they are grounded from all missions indefinitely. That makes matters worse when they realize that the mission, they met on is far from over. In a mission that leads them to Washington DC and Kazakhstan, both James and Jayne must confront their past and future. As the bodies and bombshells pile up, James struggles not to fall victim to past mistakes as he wrestles with the question, is Jayne the right girl for him? Or will she betray him like the others?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,215
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1800
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    After discovering he had fallen for a lie and that Madeleine Swann was never on his side, James Bond is called back into the field. He must stop an arms dealer bent on destroying the world! In Prague, he is paired with a CIA agent wanting to prove herself in the field. James soon falls into old habits but will he fall for the sexy CIA agent or will he discover her dark secret? Meanwhile Q ends up in a fake relationship with James. James soon discovers that he is in love with two different people, the MI6 Quartermaster and the CIA agent! Who will he choose? And what will happen when his secret daughter is revealed? Will Spectre destroy James Bond's chance at being happy?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,113
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2272
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    James Bond and Q are finally married but will they be able to enjoy marital bliss?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,069
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1089
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    James Bond along with Sebastian Ronson is one step closer to uncovering the secret organization behind Quantum and getting the hard drive in a mission that leads them from Zurich to Monte Carlo to Amsterdam. However, standing in their way are James' old enemy Mr. White and a beautiful heiress, with a connection to M that holds an important clue. As Bond and the heiress begin to connect, will he keep his promise to M? And has he finally met the love of his life? Wonder what James Bond was up to during the gap between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall and how he became involved in the opening events of Skyfall? Wonder no longer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,640
    Chapters:
    8/16
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    954
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    A new take on the Goldeneye train scene. Natalya allows herself to be seduced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,931
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    214
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    A decorated MI6 agent, a crime-fighting cheerleader, a rogue IMF operative, and a platypus. They make an unlikely team, but - like it or not - their skills are going to save the world. From the universe of Disney Ghostbusters comes "Mission: Possible," a spy crossover in which the worlds of Disney are intertwined with James Bond and Mission: Impossible. Bond, Kim Possible, Ethan Hunt, and Perry the Platypus must band together as a new unit of spies (referred as "The Team") against the forces of their greatest enemies that have formed a deadly alliance known as "The League." In the process, they must also protect "the asset" - the League's primary target that they believe will change the future of the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,468
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    386
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    Requested by Anonymous on Tumblr: “James comes home from a mission and sees his [fiancé] unconscious on the ground, someone tried to break into their house. Love concerned James.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,651
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    472
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    At first, Q thinks he's having a nightmare.

    (In his defence, it's an entirely feasible occurence; after 18 hours fending off the CIA's shoddy attempts to get their fingers into some of the MOD's more classified pies, there's nothing he wants more on this mortal earth than his cashmere blankets and a cup of that tea 003 brought back from her holiday.)

    A subtle, sharp pinch to his thigh through his trouser pocket proves that hope as tragically shortlived. The realization kicks in abruptly, shortly followed by a swell of hysteria.

    "What do you mean, I'm being transferred to active field service as a Double Oh?!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,846
    Chapters:
    2/15
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2181
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    Q's throat has been absolutely ravaged, and he sounds like he's got a whole frog choir in there. Alas, he still has to give his report to M, who's waiting to hear what in the name of God (and anything that's holy, if it can be still found on this Earth) happened at the Spectre funeral. Q expects to catch flack for his voice. Q does not expect the REASON for his voice's condition to be PRESENT IN THE OFFICE.

    It all goes downhill from there.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    724
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    Requested by Anonymous on Tumblr: "If you don't mind, can you do a James Bond (Craig) x Reader where Bond gets stabbed in the stomach by one of the henchmen he is fighting and the reader cauterizes his injury and tries to take care of him whenever he gets ill from his stomach wound."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    As you walk out of the kitchen after putting away an evening snack, you find a rather adorable scene in front of you.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    269
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    Since James enjoyed fucking his lover in M's office or being fucked by Q with a strip-on, he has to figure out a way to convince M to let them keep fucking in his office. He whispered to Q quilty, "Why not invite M to join us? You don't want the door to the rooftop locked, eh?"

    "But, Bond," Q whined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,507
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    714

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