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    Depois de ganhar o jogo, a preocupação dos vencedores se torna se adaptar ao novo mundo. Com a rotina completamente mudada e muitas oportunidades para tudo virar uma merda, Karkat não está muito seguro sobre como seus amigos, trolls e humanos igualmente, estão lidando com a situação.

    É bom que ele tenha Gamzee para fazer companhia e mantê-lo calmo, mesmo que ele também tenha seus próprios problemas.

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    you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.

    is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.

    wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!

    (any explicit scenes will be clearly marked.)

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    "I feed on pain.” Jake raises a hand before Dirk can respond. “To be specific, emotional pain. But I prefer not to cause it, and so my preferred partners are those who already carry a great deal of it around.”

    Well, that’s the most fucked up thing Dirk’s heard in a while. “You want me for my trauma?”

    “Just so. Are you saying you’re not interested?”

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    He's possibly the most incorrectly built human you've met, but that's kind of rude to say, and you shouldn't even be thinking it. The way his limbs stretch out and fasten together like they're the wrong pieces forced together, the way his words are disjointed and stiff, the way he tries so hard to act so cool but can never hide the visible discomfort in his posture. He is the sole reason your world changed and started crumbling, but you can't blame him for just being himself. It's hard to know whether you are also plagued with his discomfort in life or if you somehow wish you could be so true to yourself like he is. All you can really tell is that he makes you so viscerally curious that you can't help but want to figure out what makes him tick and how to fit his bones in their proper place.

    This shouldn't be how you feel about him. He's not your friend, he's not interested in you, and there's so much wrong with how you're feeling.
    -
    CHAPTERS WERE COMBINED TO MAKE THEM LONGER! New content will be added to the end of chapter 4 and then everything will continue like normal :-)!!

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    4/?
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    Крутые парни не страдают от несчастной любви.

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    There's this new model in art class Dirk has a crush on and on a drunken night he decides to draw him as he never drew before.
    Shenanigans happens. What's best between fantasy and reality? Discover Dirk's quest on objectifying a man he just met and ending up with a living sex doll but made of paper and then feeling bad about it (but not too much).

    Author's note: I was too tired to write a summary so my translator did it, I promise it's more serious than what it implies. It's a Porn WITH Plot, a plot as big as Paper Jake's cock.

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    After a betrayal by a friend, Terezi Pyrope just wants to trade memes, make allies, and survive the Scholomance. She's on her way to do that, until a rebel princess saves her life and old tensions flare. Between the hungry monsters of the school, romance in the air, and an evil sorceress with half the school in her pocket, Terezi may not survive the year...

    A Scholomance x Homestuck crossover. Please bear with me, I'll try to explain what I can.

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    Your name is Jake English. You made some stupid decisions in your youth as a gun for hire, and now, that's coming back to bite you. Just not in any way you could have seen coming.

    ---

    This is the second installment of a series. Keep 'Em Close is the first. It is the exact same story from a different POV. You can honestly read them in any order.

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    No matter how whetted one’s appetite for adventure, no matter how much fun it’s been exploring the Medium with your friends, there’s only so many fisticuffs and hijinks and secret puzzle skulls a man can occupy himself with before the shine wears off and it all becomes a bit of a pointless fucking chore.


    After four and a half months spent in a stagnant Void session and dealing with an incredibly fraught first relationship, even Jake is beginning to have his doubts. Dirk, meanwhile, won't rest until he gets to the bottom of things.

    Their latest attempt at tomb raiding does not go as planned.

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    Your name is Vriska Serket, and after all this time, you're finally in a band. But why does the keyboardist have to be so unreasonably hot???

    A Humanstuck College/Rock Band AU where Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon and Terezi Pyrope form a college rock band. Where exes are friends, the drama is neverending, new crushes are formed, girlfriends date and break up and get back together again, old wounds forgiven, drugs are smoked and music is made.

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    Dirk blinked slowly, and he took his left hand to place it on top of mine. “You worry too much”.

    “Worry is all I have these days. Worry about death, about whether my money will last forever, about Jane and Roxy… I’ve become unbearable”.

    Dirk looked at me with an expression only he had while the skin on my cheeks trembled and my eyes went up and down his face. I felt my chest get heavy, and there it all came. First, it was the sigh, and then the crying.

    (Where Jake English receives a visit. It's as simple as that).

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    two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. shenanigans ensue.

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    4/?
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    Dirk Strider is known as one of the best cargo pilots hailing from Derse. He moves cargo around the galaxies along with his trusted co-pilot: Jake English. It all seemed like a regular trip to Skaia delivering cargo when two members of a space pirate group are found on their ship. To make things worse, some kind of parasitic affliction is spreading through the systems, causing an Imperial Alternian war ship on a crash course through hyper space to force them off course and onto their prison colony moon. Can the two of them find a way out of this predicament?

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    “John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—”

    Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?

    This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.

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    Chapters:
    35/35
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    On a mating run, Jake follows a tantalizing omega's scent, only to find the omega menaced by another alpha.

    The omega proceeds to wipe the floor with that alpha, to Jake's admiring delight.

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    1/1
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    48
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    Cinco deuses alugam um apartamento em Manhattan. Isso soava como o começo de uma piada ruim.

    Onde Loki Língua de Prata não é o único deus perdido que cai em um mundo que não é seu.

    (Tradução da fanfic "A Lullaby For Gods" de Aseraphfell, fanfic original em: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8868388)

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    Português brasileiro
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    218,422
    Chapters:
    38/?
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    It's been almost four years since John Egbert and his friends completed their conjoined game of Sburb. Since then John has become depressed and reclusive, rarely even leaving his house. One evening however, a chance conversation with a friend allows John to see and experience what had been missing from his(?) life for so long.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    98
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    12
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    John has been watching over the magical golden feather for years, ever since his dad entrusted it to him to protect. He's never had a lot of direct contact with all the magic stuff before, despite his mother being from *there* (the other world, that is), but that all changes when the feather starts to glow and suddenly the Strider twins are dropped directly into his life.

    John may not know much about the power struggles happening in the other world, or have any idea how to fight off bounty hunters and mind lords, but he does know one thing: he’ll do whatever it takes to get those boys back where they belong, even if he has to drive across the country on an extended road trip and fail high school to do it.

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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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