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    For your first conversation with a human other than the only other surviving person on the planet, you suppose it could’ve gone worse. This Jake guy ended up quite a lot more interesting than was previously expected. You anticipated a typical kid from a happy, normal family to be bitter about, but as it turns out, he’s almost as isolated as you are. His story sounded a bit farfetched, but you’d found yourself believing him because he just seemed so painfully... sincere.

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    30/?
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    During their second year on Earth C, the players start to drift apart. This is made worse by a disastrous wedding, and the effects of trickster-related humiliation cause further interpersonal tension.

    This is part of a series that fills in the gap between the end of Homestuck and The Homestuck Epilogues. It is not a happy story. Updates weekly.

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    6/?
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    John Egbert lived his entire life on the island where he was born. John's never been a skilled swimmer... or skilled at magic or anything really... so he's eager to train for his upcoming trail of passage.
    Meanwhile, Dave Strider at the age of seventeen was dragged across the world and to a secluded little island with hardly any of the comforts of home. To make matters even worse, Dave's expected to swim out to the ocean and dive to find some trash to bring back to the island to complete some kind of trail of manhood once he turns eighteen.
    Neither of them are ready for what their real trail has instore for them.
    Music Playlist: (YouTube Link)

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    10/?
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    Dirk just wanted to get through high school, not be hunted down by an evil organisation but apparently he doesn't get a say in the matter, also why won't this ghost leave him alone and what is he hiding? Hopefully all the shit he's going through doesn't affect his social life and grades.

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    14/?
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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER, today is your BIRTHDAY, your friend ROXY LALONDE has thrown a surprise birthday party for you.

    What will you do?

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    1/1
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    Six years ago, D Strider went missing. A note and a photo were left behind in his LA apartment for his then 15 year old brother, Dirk, to find. Since then, Dirk has spent every free moment looking for D.
    And now, almost six years to the day, Dave goes missing too. The investigators say he's dead, but Dirk won't believe that for a minute. Maybe that's his downfall.

    Prequel to Reunion of the Damned

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    3/?
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    Dirk Strider attempts to play with a younger version of himself, but finds himself biting off more than he can chew when a certain Jake English enters the fray.

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    It's been about 3 years since they beat Sburb. Everyone has settled down. There no more wars, no more fighting, Everyone is finally able to calm down.

    But are things every really calm?

    Jake, Dirk, and Hal were living peacefully. They were happy together, Everything was okay.

    At least, Jake and Dirk thought everything was okay.

    But when you wake up to find a flash drive and a missing android, you become concerned. And become even more when the flash drive shows his decent into his own form of depression.

    Earth C is peaceful. It's beautiful, right?

    iT sUrE iS mOtHeR fUcKeR.

    ---

    This is a story inspired by my last one shot sad stuck story, Their Anniversary. I've had help writing this from an amazing writer and I will be giving credit where credit is due. I hope you enjoy.

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    2/?
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    Alright, you’re gonna do it.

    And pray to whatever God up there that Dirk doesn’t catch you in the act.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Just inverted classes, aspect, and blood/guardians with some changes.

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    2/?
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    dave learns to hush up his anxiety, and teaches jake another way to please him

    also, there's piss. a lot of it. there's a joke in all this somewhere, i think it's a pun involving the work title

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    Anyway, fr33ze frame. Yeah, that's me, Davepeta. I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. The situation where I'm traveling through a black hole, riding Lord English like a buckin' bronco, yee-hawing it up? No. That's obvious. You should know that already.

    Yes, I know. I shouldn't be addressing the audience. It's fine. I'll stop soon, purromise. I'm obliterating all the rules.

    Anyway. What I meant by this 'situation' is narration. How did I get the narrative? Surprise, I'm my ultimate self. It was super easy what with being part Time and part Heart, plus being a sprite squared. I don't want to be an asshole and make a big deal out of it or anything though.

    Don't worry, this isn't just going to be me talking about how cool I am while traveling through a spacetime tunnel. I swear. So yeah. Long story short…

    The vibes I'm picking up from the timelines are beyond shitty, and the Heart player in me wants to turn some furrowns upside down. Hopefully, I succeed.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    89
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 1]

    ♒︎️ In which Eridan is cruelly punished for his actions in the session. Can he be saved?
    Does he even deserve to be saved?

    ***This is going to be a very graphic read, containing rape, self-harm, and the like. Please do not read if these topics are upsetting to you.***

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
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    Bro Strider lives on a ranch with his three boys, Dirk, Hal, and Dave. They're a close knit family with rough-and-tumble duties around the ranch, always taking good care of their horses.

    Dirk has a crush on Jake, the veterinarian's son, but with Bro taking advantage of it to have some fun, it won't quite turn out the way that Dirk hopes- but it might just be the way that Dirk needs. Whether or not he knows that is another thing, though.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    20
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    3
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    366
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    A young child, younger than most, falls into the underground. He is strange, much like the humans before him, but in a different way - he's stronger than most, yet all he remembers is his name and a few short things.

    John is worried. His best friend has gone missing, and things have fallen into chaos. He wonders if Dave ditched them, but then deems it impossible, and continues to search for him. When he spots Dave in another universe through a dream bubble, things get complicated.

    How will either of them survive?

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    3/?
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    32
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    6
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    The grim truth about Hanahaki is the life and death situation, if you dont find your soulmate, you'll suffocate on flowers. If you choose to remove them, your soulmate dies.

    Dave is the unlucky one with the horrible disease, his soulmate seemingly doesn't exist and he's running out of time.

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    2/2
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    An unmarked car and a gun and a gag and it wouldn't be a problem, you tell the boss, and there's a thunk and the table shudders as he puts a knife right in it an inch away from your hand. 

    Shut the fuck up already, he says, ain't no need to make a problem and seriously what the fuck is wrong with you that you wanna go make one.

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    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    Dirk began writing Sarah Smiles when he and Jake were still together and gave it to Jake unfinished because he never was going to finish it. They broke up over complications in their relationship. Years later, Dave finds the original sheet of music in a brainstorming session, and he and Jake start trying to finish it. They premiered it at their band’s next big concert, which John and Dirk are both encouraged to attend for nostalgia and some shocking announcements.

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    Eridan Ampora has gone through it. Being selectively mute after a horrifying accident that he believes to be his fault, leaving his zoned school for three years, only communicating through Karkat has left him less social than he would like to be. When he finally comes back he realizes everything is absolutely wayward and not what he had in mind. His crush on the guy who hates his guts couldn't be any more complicated.

    Sollux Captor despises Eridan Ampora, the quiet not really new kid to the school. Just looking at the guy makes him want to punch his teeth in. However, he can't as their mutual friend Karkat won't let Sollux physically near the mute. Personally he finds the mute boy unnerving, and is irritated at his very presence. Until the two numbnuts finally communicate and realize that not everyone is perfect.

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    Dave Strider is a Hunter in a Big City. All is well, as much as well can be when one is confronted with the supernatural on a daily basis.
    Until one of the other Hunter Agency of the city burned to the ground and cohabitation is forced upon them.
    Will they be able to catch the culprit? Will Rose successfully psychoanalyse them all to the bone? Will Dave finally find love?
    Or will they all succumb to paranoïa and madness?

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    English
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    3,269
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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