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    Dirk Strider attempts to play with a younger version of himself, but finds himself biting off more than he can chew when a certain Jake English enters the fray.

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    It's been about 3 years since they beat Sburb. Everyone has settled down. There no more wars, no more fighting, Everyone is finally able to calm down.

    But are things every really calm?

    Jake, Dirk, and Hal were living peacefully. They were happy together, Everything was okay.

    At least, Jake and Dirk thought everything was okay.

    But when you wake up to find a flash drive and a missing android, you become concerned. And become even more when the flash drive shows his decent into his own form of depression.

    Earth C is peaceful. It's beautiful, right?

    iT sUrE iS mOtHeR fUcKeR.

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    This is a story inspired by my last one shot sad stuck story, Their Anniversary. I've had help writing this from an amazing writer and I will be giving credit where credit is due. I hope you enjoy.

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    Bro Strider lives on a ranch with his three boys, Dirk, Hal, and Dave. They're a close knit family with rough-and-tumble duties around the ranch, always taking good care of their horses.

    Dirk has a crush on Jake, the veterinarian's son, but with Bro taking advantage of it to have some fun, it won't quite turn out the way that Dirk hopes- but it might just be the way that Dirk needs. Whether or not he knows that is another thing, though.

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    The grim truth about Hanahaki is the life and death situation, if you dont find your soulmate, you'll suffocate on flowers. If you choose to remove them, your soulmate dies.

    Dave is the unlucky one with the horrible disease, his soulmate seemingly doesn't exist and he's running out of time.

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    Dirk began writing Sarah Smiles when he and Jake were still together and gave it to Jake unfinished because he never was going to finish it. They broke up over complications in their relationship. Years later, Dave finds the original sheet of music in a brainstorming session, and he and Jake start trying to finish it. They premiered it at their band’s next big concert, which John and Dirk are both encouraged to attend for nostalgia and some shocking announcements.

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    Eridan Ampora has gone through it. Being selectively mute after a horrifying accident that he believes to be his fault, leaving his zoned school for three years, only communicating through Karkat has left him less social than he would like to be. When he finally comes back he realizes everything is absolutely wayward and not what he had in mind. His crush on the guy who hates his guts couldn't be any more complicated.

    Sollux Captor despises Eridan Ampora, the quiet not really new kid to the school. Just looking at the guy makes him want to punch his teeth in. However, he can't as their mutual friend Karkat won't let Sollux physically near the mute. Personally he finds the mute boy unnerving, and is irritated at his very presence. Until the two numbnuts finally communicate and realize that not everyone is perfect.

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    After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

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    Surprise! The multiverse theorem is real and because of that, everything, in a sense, is real... including Homestuck, unfortunately.
    One can imagine the infinite possibilities! Anything stretching from the regular game of SBURB to a universe where everyone except John is a cat and he just so happens to be allergic to cats. Basically, everything happens one way or another.
    With that idea in mind, there is also a universe where Homestuck is fictional.
    As it turns out, with infinite possibilities and infinite timelines, there is always room for Murphy's Law.
    If anything can go wrong, it will.
    Dave lives with Dirk and Bro in a small apartment in Houston Texas where he discovers a Webcomic. Things go downhill very quickly.
    TAGS ARE BEING ADDED AS WE PROGRESS (I just want to get a good sense as to what characters will show up and what triggers will apply)

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    John and Dave have been dating for about a month and a half and they completely forgot to tell all of their friends. When they did, Dirk pretty much demanded they go on a double date with him and his on again- off again boyfriend.
    For JohnDave Week 2020 - Day 5 Doubledate

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    wrote this for some friends

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    Sometimes Jake gets scared. He gets scared when his grandpa tell him all the ways he'll make prospit a better kingdom. He gets scared when his grandma tells him about all the wars he'll fight in. He gets scared when Dirk talks about marriage. He gets scared when he has to pick between love or prospit.

    Sometimes he chooses prospit but realises that'd be selfish.

    So he picks Dirk. Now it's all catching up to him. All the fear, all the sadness. Everything.

    So he's hiding under Dirk's bed after running away from his own wedding

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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    k so my friend wanted me to explain Homestuck. this is probably longer then it should have to be but oh well.
    (idk if this will stay up so) ill take critique and stuff. and other interpretations help

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    Una vez que Dave comienza a cuestionarse todo lo relacionado con su vida, descubre hechos que lo dejan inquieto, mas debe recordarse que distinto no significa extraño, no importa cuan incomodo pueda volverse

    Sus hermanos resultan tener gustoso que nunca pensó o que no se le pasaron por la mente, demostrándole cuanta individualidad tienen, mostrando su originalidad cuando él resulta ser todo lo contrario a ellos

    Conoce personas diferentes, de extraña actitud, tan abiertas con temas que consideraría tabú en su vieja vida

    Y se encuentra a sí mismo recordándose su sexualidad, no importa que tan tentado este por alguien que resulta compartir su mismo sexo más no su misma especie

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    At a party he doesn't want to be at, Dirk Strider runs into an old flame. What starts as an awkward conversation between a hermit and an elite socialite turns into a question of what it means to hurt, what it means to be normal, and what the hell is wrong with them.

    Jake breathes out a weird golden fog every time he lies. Their good friends have become heartless corporate machines. And Dirk can't stop getting these awful headaches, and flashes of memories that shouldn't be his.

    ("Pre-epilogue" Dirkjake hurt/comfort. Exploring Dirk and Jake's respective powers and postgame situation. They deserve to heal)

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    "Even if humans don't count it as an important annivwersary," Cronus adds, sliding an arm around your waist as Dirk moves to loop his around your neck, his other hand sliding up into your hair. "Sevwen's a number of powver—a milestone for fae, proof that vwe're really meant to have you."

    Cronus wakes Jake up early on a special day.

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    From an outside perspective, Hogwarts was everything that Dave had ever wanted... Until he realized that he literally didn't know anything about magic. At least he got the chance to meet his friends and reconnect with his estranged brother, for better or for worse. While the journey of becoming the 'dopest wizard ever' was going to be much easier said than done, he always had other shit to focus on. Because fuck it, why not become the best goddamn seeker the school had ever seen?

    Too bad Dirk Strider's pre-existing reputation loomed over him since the second he arrived at Hogwarts. Hopefully Karkat Vantas, his new friend and trusty quidditch partner, would give him the boost he needed to catch up to his brother.

    Though despite Dave's desperate attempts to ignore them, spending all of his time with Karkat was resulting in a lot of mixed feelings. Feelings he didn't quite know how to deal with.

    Fuck... he was so screwed.

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    During their second year on Earth C, the players start to drift apart. This is made worse by a disastrous wedding, and the effects of trickster-related humiliation cause further interpersonal tension.

    This is part of a series that fills in the gap between the end of Homestuck and The Homestuck Epilogues. It is not a happy story. Updates weekly.

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    “It’s just… I can’t remember the last time I felt so at peace, I guess. It was such a lovely jaunt with Jade, and instead of being all torn up about coming home, I feel even better, now. It’s actually been a real while and a half since I felt… bad, you know? Like actually bad.”

    You don’t have much in the way of emotional permanence about that sort of thing. Surely it was months ago, when you were staring gloomily at the bottoms of bottles like the world’s most up-his-own-ass useless overdramatic dilettante. Did it even really happen, if it all, in hindsight, just seems like a dumb pantomime of misery to get attention? A successful dumb pantomime of misery to get attention, mind you, you definitely got it, and a boyfriend to boot. Was it ever really as atrocious and apocalyptic and unsurvivable as it seemed?

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    For your first conversation with a human other than the only other surviving person on the planet, you suppose it could’ve gone worse. This Jake guy ended up quite a lot more interesting than was previously expected. You anticipated a typical kid from a happy, normal family to be bitter about, but as it turns out, he’s almost as isolated as you are. His story sounded a bit farfetched, but you’d found yourself believing him because he just seemed so painfully... sincere.

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