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    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

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    English
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    13,950
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1499
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    David Rose follows Sebastien Raine to Harvard Law - what, like it’s hard? When David gets there he finds out not only that he’s got what it takes, but also that a certain teaching assistant just might be the love of his life.

    A Legally Blonde AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,816
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2220
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    Senior year has arrived for our protagonists. And with that comes adulthood looming over the horizon...some might say it's the twilight of their adolescence. There are college applications to worry about, identities to form, and...werewolves to fight?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    13,824
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Patrick is living in Schitt's Creek, content in his post apocalypse life. That is, until he started getting texts from his ex fiancé's phone, but it isn't her. For a reason Patrick isn't quite ready to admit to himself, he convinces 'David' to make his way to Schitt's Creek, a boarded up against the undead. Fighting his feelings, Patrick must guide David to Schitt's Creek, hoping that he will get there safely.

    This is an alternate POV of Figmentof's Zombie Apocalypse story, 'Make It To Me' written in Patrick's perspective.

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    English
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    1,085
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    191
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    After a big day for David & Patrick, Stevie seems to walk in on something more than just their scheduled movie nights, and leaves feeling a little lonely.

    Series
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    English
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    827
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    623
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    Life is lonely when you’re David Rose. So he numbs the pain with alcohol, with drugs, with the touch of a stranger whose name he won’t remember in the morning. He likes the attention, revels in it, but it’s all empty. No one stays. No one cares.

    But when someone does care, when someone wants to stay, David doesn’t know what to do.

    Language:
    English
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    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    364
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    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,500
    Chapters:
    15/31
    Comments:
    419
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3991
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    If you had been at the Grand Reopening and Halloween Party for Twyla's Cafe Tropical, here are some things you might have seen.

    Series
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    English
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    191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    46
    Hits:
    126
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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

     

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

     

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

     

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

     

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    English
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    30,445
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1423
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    Mutt moves back to Schitt's Creek and reconnects with Jake — a friends to coworkers to fuckbuddies to lovers epistolary fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    78
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    “That’s gorgeous.”

    “He is,” David agreed.
    .
    .
    .
    Patrick likes an audience.
    David knows just the place.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1087
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    Jake had made everyone promise to keep their costume ideas a secret. “To make the night more fun,” he’d written on the Facebook invite.

    His message definitely reached at least two people.

    Language:
    English
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    1,013
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    116
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    After he's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Patrick blows up his entire life and goes on his dream vacation.

     
    Story is based on the movie Last Holiday. As usual, I’ve only retained the broadest strokes of the movie plot & taken many liberties. You don't need to be familiar with the movie to read this, but I love and recommend it. Queen Latifah is amazing. This was meant to be written with alternating POV by chapters, but David, and especially Patrick, had other ideas and I let them do what they wanted. I think the POV changes are clear, though.

    ***If you need/want assurances about this story before choosing to read it, please click here, but be aware SPOILERS lurk there.***

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,877
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    418
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5449
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    When Patrick, best of the Greeks, and Roland, leader of the Greek army, quarrel, Patrick refuses to fight. But how will the Greek army defeat the Trojans without their best fighter?

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    An Iliad/Trojan War AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,696
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    Between the stark brightness of the sun and the water's reflection, Patrick could have sworn he saw something shimmering beneath the surface.

    This man was the single most fascinating thing he had ever seen.

    "Come back."

    -or-

    The Little Mermaid AU some of you asked for.

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    English
    Words:
    30,245
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3631
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    Legally Blonde AU

    David Rose thinks he's going to marry Sebastien Raine, but when Sebastien breaks up with him, David follows him to business school to prove his worth and get him back. Enter Patrick Brewer, who helps David realize he's worth so much more than that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,669
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    710
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    Season 2 of Vampires Are People Too!

    This season, the gang is on summer break. They have endless time to spend chilling at the creek, making out in the back of various pick up trucks, and experimenting with their superpowers. What could go wrong?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    50,449
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1025
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    Rose Gold, the up-and-coming New York based PR firm run by brother-sister tag-team David and Alexis Rose, specializes in making over both individuals and organizations from the inside out. Still new to the game, their services haven’t exactly become as sought-after as they were hoping in the big city. Their saving grace – both personal and professional – comes from the last place David ever thought he would find himself again - and he doesn't just mean Canada.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,812
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2227
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    The conversation had started a year after their wedding, popping up here and there - a future project, something they couldn’t quite yet afford or dedicate the time to really consider.

    It was fun to fantasize though; the space above the store was huge, a whole extra piece of real estate they weren’t even using. Over the next few years it became an increasingly familiar discussion, always springing up in response to their needs in the moment.

    It was a lot of talk, but never materialized into anything. Until it finally did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,360
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    461
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    Jake wanted to give her his jacket, but she’d probably only see it as an act of charity. God knew she didn’t accept help easy. He’d seen Stevie cut down enough people to know better than to try.

    He settled for breaking his bundle of daisies down the middle. They were for her dead mother, not her, but still. Stevie took them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87

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