7 Works in Jake (Schitt's Creek)/Rachel (Schitt's Creek)

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    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

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    She knows that the negotiation behind their open relationship isn't because he's aro, and how offensive it is for someone to imply that. She knows he doesn't sleep with other genders because she isn't enough for him. She knows it doesn't feel precisely the same for him when she cuddles against his chest, or when he reaches for her hand and holds it tightly.

    "I love you," she tells him, usually in the mornings, or when she's hanging up the phone. Jake is her person, the one she wants to share the rest of her life with.

    "I love you," he tells her, usually at night, especially when they're apart. She knows that she's his best friend, the person he'd drop anything for in a heartbeat.

    OR: Rachel ruminates on love, relationships, and what it means to experience queerness.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees.

     

    I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more.

    I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves.

    OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some.

    Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    This is so typical, isn't it? Hollywood would have a field day with her; of course the woman catches feelings for her sex friend first, because that's what women do. But why is it always painted as something bad, to feel this way for someone she's grown so close to? Why isn't she allowed to want to have someone in her life, to miss them when they aren't around, to crave them when they're near?

    So what if it's complicated? So what if he doesn't want the same thing? So what if she gets her heart broken again? It's a miracle that her heart even wants to try again. 

    It's been almost two years since Rachel and her sex friend, Jake, started up their sex friendship. What comes next doesn't look like what they've been told it should, but when has that ever truly mattered?

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    Rachel is embarrassed after driving all the way to Schitt's Creek to try to win Patrick back. So she spends her evening making herself a new tinder account.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    2
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    It's nice, to have someone she doesn't expect something from. It rewrites a little bit of her self-identity, the fact that she can be this woman with a sex friend, and she's surprised to learn that she feels lighter this way. She can do whatever or whoever the fuck she wants now that she isn't waiting for something that will never happen.

    This isn't about Rachel getting over Patrick; it's about Rachel getting into herself, with the help of her sex friend named Jake.

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    Comments:
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    The last time she had sex was the night Patrick left town — she’d gone out and gotten far too drunk and woke up the next morning in a stranger’s bed hating herself. This feels different, more deliberate; she’s pretty sure there are worse ways to kick-start getting over her ex-fiancé than a one night fling with a hot lumberjack-looking guy she’ll never see again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    806

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