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Acting One's Age (When One Will Never Get Old or Die) by fighting_chance
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Mar 2024
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"What is it you said...that trolls are like bears?"
"Mhm! In this instance, yeah. I mean, trolls are mostly like bees, sort of like bats, and kind of like dolphins, but they're like bears when it comes to attacking people. If you aren't looking to totally die, you have to stand your ground and talk low. Screaming and running just make ya look like easy prey."
You stare at the humming green pod and imagine Karkat, your friend, leaping and trying to slash at your stomach, your throat. Doing it out of fear and obliviousness, only to find out what he'd done later. Even if you'd revive (and you're pretty certain you would), he'd never be able to live with himself. "Remind me what the word for "harmless" is."
Roxy smirks, huffing out of their nose and looking up at you through pink, heart-rimmed shades. "Pfft. 'Fraid not. Alternians don't have a concept of a total non-threat."
"Hm."
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Follow the everyday lives of 16yo. teenage losers and their growing crushes on girls…who have no idea that they share the same feelings! As John, Karkat and Dave learn about each other's secret crushes, they decide it's time to make a move. Let's see who's the bravest! Vriska, Jade and Jane still haven't told anyone, and they intend to keep it that way! Will they be able to get closer to the boy they admire, all by themselves? From nerdy kids to growing men and women, how will they handle their first steps into maturity? Exploring topics such as gender, family and physical attraction, it's not easy being a teen. Even harder when your gamer besties are aliens!
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- 2,421
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- 1/?
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Everyone in the pawlycule suffers from nightmares, and everyone has their own way of comforting the others.
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John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.
But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?
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Jade Harley has never quite been able to take complete control of her body and mind, lingering taints of dogginess springing up at in-opportune times. Karkat winds up getting roped into some desperate attempt to 'get it out of her system', which becomes complicated once Nepeta realizes what's going on and feels quite left out.
NOTE: I am ignoring vast swathes of canon relating to how Homestuck ended and any epilogue content for this. Sorry.
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THE HOMESTUCK THANKSGIVING SPECIAL by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2023
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Actually "KIDS FIGHT THE ZOMBIES," this is the third and last of the "KIDS FIT" badfics I wrote in the MSPA Forums a while back. (Although it's a standalone, not a sequel.) It's a dumb short joke story about the eight humans dealing with a zombie invasion, an OOC villainous Karkat, and the evil Rick Abs. Took heavy inspiration from the Sonic Zombie series from ages ago.
(So this is another port of a port. First from the MSPA Forums, then from FFN.)
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- Part 9 of "SBIG"
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- 11,245
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Karkat's mutation apparently goes deeper than just his blood color, and now he and his partners have to deal with the realization that there's going to be grubs on their hands soon.
Rated T for both the typical "gross" stuff that happens during pregnancy, and Karkat's mouth.
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- 3,015
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Jade and Karkat hate each other to the ends of Earth C.
[Smutty sidefic to "Date Night" in the Skaian Pantheon series - this won't make as much sense unless you've read that fic first.]
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Jade has a date tonight. Unfortunately, she has to get through a stressful day of being a goddess first.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon series, where the kids chose not to skip ahead 5000 years, and instead settled down in Earth C's first city along with the carapacians. 14 years Post-Landing]
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- Part 15 of The Skaian Pantheon
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None of them were expecting something like this. They were all different species, who reproduced in different ways. And yet here they are, with three eggs to take care of.
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Karkat is actually a good friend? Realization of the century. by Geriina
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Nov 2023
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While showing off her home, Jade slips up by mentioning to Karkat how she's lost on how to feel about her privileged upbringing. Even though she usually tries to ignore the topic out of fear of being insensitive towards Karkat's hard living situation, she opens up. He goes out of his comfort to accommodate her and try to be an arm to rest on (literally). she realizes he's the one who's been looking out for her, and he feels happy she trusts him. One step closer to realizing they both need each other!
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I Hate You More Than I Hate the News (And I Really Hate the News) [JadeKat] by AndrogenCyanide
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Oct 2023
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You may be familiar with my Katnep fic, if so, think that, but instead of being in a flushed relationship with Nepeta, Karkat's in a pitch relationship with Jade. Think about this as like sort of, a sister fic of sorts. Same interpretations of these characters and all that.
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I Want You With My Full Awareness by The_Dancing_Walrus for Rairi
Fandoms: Homestuck, Traveller (Roleplaying Game)
16 Oct 2023
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You’re five when you shoot your grandfather.
The way you remember it the gun fell out of a display above the mantle piece. It hit the stone floor with a thunderous din. He came in when you were half way up the tower of tables and chairs you'd built up next to the mantle piece. And he reached for the gun.
Because he loved you. Because he wanted to protect you.
But he startled you and you dropped the gun. It went off.
He was the only adult you knew. The only other human you'd shared space with. And suddenly he was gone.
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In which Jade finds messages from the future that come to define her entire life.
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He puts a hand on Jade’s shoulder, instantly grounding her. “Listen, uh..” He mutters, close to a whisper. “I could help you with your... situation… if you want.” Her canine ears perk to this offer. You never expected to hear such an offer from KARKAT of all people… But hey, you aren’t complaining. You’ve liked this angry dork for who knows how long. In a time of need like this? How can you refuse?
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filling Hippofox's prompt: Karkat plays spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven for the first time. bonus points for maximum snark, I love the idea of Karkat loudly proclaiming how dumb he thinks this is but secretly being so so into it. Someone's gotta get Karkat REAL hot and bothered
This party sucks, and this game sucks worse. Good luck for Karkat that his friends seem to be conspiring to get him off.
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Dave loves his partners :)
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Karkat calls his partners Calliope and Dave to have a conversation about their quadrant.
[Side-fic to Homestuck: Karkat Fucks Around And Finds Out With Ectobiology - 14 years Post-Landing, overlapping with and immediately after the end of Karkat Fucks Around. Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the kids didn't skip forward in time five thousand years, and are instead trying to build civilization themselves and live up to the expectations placed upon them as gods.]
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- Part 14 of The Skaian Pantheon
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In which Karkat can't believe how perverted human sex practices can get, Jade wishes he would zip it for once, Dave won't stand for his girl being smack-talked, and John is just trying his best (to walk the line of 'technically not twincest').
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- English
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- 1,391
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- 1/1
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- 12
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Homestuck: Karkat Fucks Around And Finds Out With Ectobiology by Liyuna_Bass
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Mar 2023
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Thirteen years after landing on Earth C, Karkat revisits his old enemy, the Ectobiology Apparatus, and breeds a fuckton of grubs. Chaos ensues from there.
[13 years/6 sweeps Post-Landing]
(Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe - our heroes did not travel forward five thousand years after terraforming the planet, instead opting to settle and forge Earth C's civilization with their own hands. Whether this was a good idea or not remains to be seen. Also, All Kinds of Bullshit.
This was originally saved as my "Ectobiology Wishfic" and spiraled into whatever the fuck is going on now - i.e., this is where it all began.. Prepare for heavy self-indulgence. You have been warned.)
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- Part 13 of The Skaian Pantheon
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A few ships and stuff idk I'm bored. Barely read Homestuck and I just know a lot abt it from other fanfiction and shit I read lol. Pls don't expect everything to be accurate because once again, barely read it. may add more ships in the future
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- English
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- 114
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 1
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- 64