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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    Karkat is seventeen years old, almost eighteen, and starting his junior year of high school. This wouldn't be so bad if his eldest sister Terezi wasn't leaving to go to college in Scottland. It would also be a hell of a lot easier if Karkat didn't have a huge crush on her Boyfriend, John fucking Egbert.

    But he wasn't going to acknowledge that, nope, no fucking way. He'd written a letter and stuck it with the other four to be forgotten in due time. They were his secret, never to be sent and never to be read by anyone but him. If he had anything to do with it, the letters he'd written to a kid from model U.N. in fifth grade, a girl from summer camp, the fashion queen of the school, his sister's boyfriend, and the biggest shades-wearing douche would never be seen by the recipients.

    But, like always, life just loves to fuck Karkat Vantas at least once a week, if not more. (Hint: It always fucks him more)

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    "I wanted her to have a proper bachelorette party," he says, trying to be reassuring somehow, even as he thinks, Not that I really got a proper bachelor party. "You know, I think it was probably on me for inviting three people who were in loving relationships. Two of those people are even dating each other, like... How dumb can I get."

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    She doesn't know how long it's been when she cracks her eyes open and sees Dave, and for a moment she panics because she's still in her wedding dress and he's gonna see her and everything is gonna be ruined but she looks down at herself to find that her bridesmaids have taken care of her. Her wedding dress is nowhere to be seen (likely taken back to Rose and Kanaya's apartment where it won't be forgotten tomorrow) and she's in one of Dave's shirts and some pajama pants.

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    Neither of them has ever been the sort for a fancy sort of date. Date nights for the two of them are dropping Bec off at John's so they have the apartment to themselves and ordering pizza, then sitting on the couch and taking turns choosing stuff to watch on Netflix (which often leads to their weeks alternating between BoJack Horseman and Blue Planet and leaves Netflix wildly confused about what to recommend them) until nine o'clock.

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    In which Dave and Jade have their first time. Made for a friend.

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    You're high, your mind is everywhere and you know he doesn't like you back. But that doesn't stop you from kissing him.

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    Her second and third communion with the Noble Circle were far more gentle, even as the intensity of their love increased to levels that humans could scarcely understand. She just got better at handling it, at communicating with them, a mutual exchange of desires like a proper relationship should be. Her desire to allow them into her world, and their desire to consume, to incorporate, and introduce themselves to every writhing cell, every iota of information, cellular and memetic, until all was entrapped within their boundaries. She thought that was awfully gregarious and magnanimous of them.

    Still, she thought it was unfair, possibly even rude of her to not induct her friends first, before the Horrorterrors performed their less personal incursion upon the Earth. They deserved to be brought into the fold at the same, or similar, of a tier as she was. As far as she was concerned, the rest of humanity was little more than mutton. They could all become extensions of Gl'bgolyb's lesser tendrils, for all of the fucks that she gave. John, poor, sweet, innocent John, deserved a far gentler touch. A needle, as opposed to her masters' hammer.

    (WARNING: AWFUL)

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    Space without Time is frozen. It exists, but without motion, thought, or feeling. Without Space, Time still passes, but who could notice it? In a Void without objects to move and interact, even Time cannot know itself. It exists, purposeless and alone. So, when the gods of Time and Space go their separate ways, all of creation is torn asunder.

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    In hindsight you were utterly unsuitable to raise a child. You didn't really understand emotions, and you were a DJ and puppet porn site owner. Not to mention that humanity in general was a mystery to you, yet you'd fumbled through this shit as best as you could. But as you block another attack, the sound of steel against steel grating in your ears on this godforsaken disk on a blistering hot planet, you pray to whatever passed as God in this place that you'd at least prepared him to succeed and end this game.

    You lose your footing on a groove in the disk below you, and the dog-monster thing takes his chance. You don't even feel it when the sword goes through you and everything goes black.

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    Want to take my own jab for a fix it/rewrite Homestuck. There are certain parts I am not too fond of, mainly stuff after Act 5 Act 2 and onwards. Feel free to disagree if you thought the canon progress went well or not. This is somewhat to personally vent ideas talked among with friends about it. They could do it better than me once they have the time. As well as any others who would be interested to make their own spin.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Short little shipfics written in response to requests on Twitter. Lightly edited.

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    John Egbert is starting his first year at Skaia High School Alongside his sister and two of his other friends. Watch them grow alongside one another, as people and in their relationships.

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    Drawn in 2013

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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    Skystuck season one

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.
    Dave didn’t think that saving the only survivor from the crashed government freighter would cause him this much trouble, but then again he didn’t really know what he was expecting in the first place. He did know what he wasn’t expecting on the other hand, and what he wasn’t expecting was this. Not any of this. Maybe he saw some of it coming, but most of the things had just materialized out of the void to smack him right across the face, one after the other.

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    Whilst on the way to the new session with Terezi, Dave, Rose, Vriska and the Mayor, Karkat and Kanaya go to the new session a little ahead of schedule. Paradox space allowed this so surely there is some reason they are here... Oh, and they both are human. With parents. And school. Did I mention they really need to get back? Karkat really wants to talk to Dave and Kanaya misses Rose. Uncertain teenager angst galore!

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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

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