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    Sometimes when you're desperate, you make questionable choices. Sometimes the questionable choice involves a demon who's almost charming enough for the deal you made with him to be attractive, on your end. Sometimes the demon you made a deal with is more complicated than you expected. Sometimes there's a ghost, and some magic...and maybe a couple kisses.

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    English
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    33,542
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    13/?
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    11
    Kudos:
    35
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    6
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    594
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    Клип на песню "Чёрный цвет солнца" группы "Сплин". Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    2,492
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    34
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    2
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    368
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    The Mayor is certainly a cheerful little fellow, isn't he? Always seems to have not a care in the world, with a childlike innocence that brightens up the dismal, vapid days spent living in these gogforsaken rocks. How he can spend so many hours completely engrossed by metal cans, of all things, is a mystery to everyone, but he's just so gosh darn cute that it doesn't really matter.

    (The story of how the Wayward Vagabond picked up the ice pick, and made the pain go away.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    49
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    English
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    50,794
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Jack sees random flashes of a boy he doesn't know. Telling the guardians about him doesn't seem to help. At least not without the Man in the Moon suddenly choosing the said boy into a guardian.

    This is a repost of my old story on FF.net.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    35
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    841,881
    Chapters:
    68/?
    Comments:
    866
    Kudos:
    1276
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
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    beware, beware, the woods at night
    beware the place beyond the light
    beware the spirits find you there
    beware the haunting in the air

     

    stay close to edge, stay safe behind
    keep journey's end fast in your mind
    no rest nor tarry may you take
    when through the woods a journey make

    beware, beware, for foe or friend
    will somehow, always, find an end

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    2,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    39
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    3
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    1494
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    Dave Strider, better known to the news and a dozen tabloid blogs as Magicae Clockwork, and Jade Harley, currently a-k-a Magicae Witch, face off against the latest monster of the week. Repeatedly.

    Or: a magical girl AU someone did technically ask for.

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    English
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    3,834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    13
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    105
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    Клип на песню "Про дурачка" Егора Летова в исполнении группы "Чиж & Co".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    After surviving the strife against Bec Noir, it does not feel like victory as a Feathered version of your brother bled out in your arms.

    Fuck this. you are alive. might as well get some use out of this fact.

    or.

    Bro lives longer than he's supposed to, and make it his mission to keep the person he cares about from kicking it. (as well as trying and sucking at being a functional person.)

    Series
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    English
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    12,924
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    A Legitimate Businessman returns in this thrilling sequel! Five years later, Jack "Spades Slick" Vantas has it all. An escape from the world of crime and conspiracy. A truly legitimate business. A future for his adopted son Karkat at a nice college. But when Karkat goes missing, Jack realizes he has only one chance to get his son back: summon (and incidentally hire) the problem sleuth known as Patrick Sloan.

    Series
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    English
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    6,247
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    267
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    just me putting my kin memories into a fanfic. dont mind this, i just want to keep this mostly for reference.
    TW: bro, ngihtmares, jack/bec noir, bro dying, blood, character death, lil cal, caliborns snakes,

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    English
    Words:
    396
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    23
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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    English
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    237,619
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    5438
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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    106,212
    Chapters:
    15/23
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into what you are, before giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and surviving to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol might in fact have been a fate worse than death.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,383
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    444
    Kudos:
    556
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    10323
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    Home isn't a place. Karkat and the others found this out. Home isn't a place, it's... Well, this is fucking cliché, but home truly is where the hearts at. It's the people you surround yourself with and how you feel when you're around them.

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    English
    Words:
    588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1597
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    A tribute I made years ago to everyone's favorite omnicidal maniac, the sax playing, power foregoing, repressed, violent & murderous Ace of Spaces that we all loved to hate, lol. Jack of Spades? Whatever.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    21
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    On the heels of their victory against Caliborn and the Empress, a pair of mysterious figures appear to explain some of the mysterious happenings of the Session, all the while gearing up to fight Doc Scratch (who isn't dead) and the First Guardian imbued Carapacians who threaten the peace so tenuously obtained.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,236
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124

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