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    After Wade accidentally spills the beans to Steve about his steamy night with Peter, how do Peter and Wade move on from that? How does Tony react?

     

    Part 3 of the series, set after the events of Manners.

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    “There’s a pixie here,” Wade told Weasel between customers. The pixie was dancing—terribly—with the elf, both of them giggling like teenagers. As he watched, the pixie shrugged off his jacket to reveal a pair of tiny, glittering red wings, fluttering to the beat.

    “No, really? I didn’t notice it suddenly smelled like a candy factory.” Weasel rolled his eyes, but Wade’s eyes must have started glowing again because he glared. “Stay away. I’m not filling out sexual harassment paperwork again.”

    “You didn’t have to fill any out last time,” Wade complained, offended at the accusation. Wade had had to fill the paperwork out himself.

    “Just do your job, dumbass. We don’t need a fire in here because you’ve got a hard-on for glitter junkies.”

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    Our boys have been hiding in fish bowls for years. They keep to themselves, go out when only absolutely necessary, and they keep their circles tight. But really, how easy can it be to keep to yourself when you’ve got these 5 cramped in closer quarters than should be legal?

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    Peter Parker is not someone who gives up. Or so he thought. After Gwen Stacy, his best friend (and occasional lover) was killed in a car accident, Peter takes up a rather dangerous hobby of drinking. Aunt May takes notice and forces him to go to Alcoholics Anonymous where he meets Wade, an ex special forces hunk with an over the top but charming personality, who becomes his sponsor. Cue the forbidden relationship and things get dicey.

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    – Что тут вообще происходит?
    – Так это, Питер у нас теперь каждую субботу выступает.
    – А по понедельникам на утренниках?

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    Тони не хочет спать с Бейонсе. И с Джессикой Альба тоже не хочет...

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    Peter Parker is a vampire and looking for a new donor. His friends suggest a dark web website where humans have signed up to be willing ‘victims’ for vampires. Peter is uncomfortable with the thought of being a sexual fetish (that’s all Eddie saw him as), but when he comes across Wade's profile, he decides to give it a go...

    Response to the prompt: Person B is a vampire, and Person A is a willing 'victim' for them. Person B is incredibly concerned about the welfare of Person A, and always fusses over them after a feeding, making sure they're still safe and comfortable. They often cuddle and fall asleep together after the feeding.

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    10/10
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    The man takes out a gun, he points it at Wade and before any of them can do anything he starts firing.

    “Why won’t you die?” Every word is punctuated by a shot to Deadpool’s body.

    Wade smiles. “I ask myself that everyday”

    The white haired man sighs.

     

    (The Wilsons are surprisingly a very long family, people don’t know that, until they do, due to… weird meetings.

    Slade hates Wade, he is scared of Janet, Wade doesn’t mind Slade, he is scared of Janet, Janet thinks her brothers are both funny and weird, like a puppy who is deaf and blind, but still tries)

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    Matt tried to shake off the unnerving feeling in the pit of his stomach, it felt like something was wrong, but then it could have been the roughly prepared meal they'd grabbed during lunch. He shook it off as best he could as he rubbed his eyes and went to the other office to check with Foggy to see if it was the aura of oncoming food poisoning or not. “Foggy, you feeling okay? Lunch doesn't seem to be settling well for me.”
    “Ugh, it's not just me then-” Foggy grumbled as he stood up, “Great...”
    “Karen, you feelin' okay?”
    “Yeah, I'm feeling fine-” Matt blinked, that wrong feeling was getting worse, making him stumble and shut out the image of Karen's wide eyes, “Matt, Foggy? Hey, hey!” He reached out when he felt her moving closer but he still fell, blinking around and confused when he saw Foggy getting to his feet next to him.
    “Um, what, what the hell just happened?”
    “I, where's... where are we? And,” Matt blinked, mind suddenly clicking, “Oh, no...”
    Foggy grabbed his arm as more and more started appearing, “Matt, is that what I think it is?”
    “That's the Gates...” Matt felt himself breathing heavier as more and more started crowding, just as confused. “This can't be-”

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    Matt was just trying to carry on. After Frank, after... all the chaos and destruction the man had put his city through, just get back to work. He was in the middle of crossing a witness when he suddenly felt a pulling in his chest so hard he stumbled and clutched at it. “Mr. Murdock, are you alright?”
    He couldn't shake it off, though he tried to sound reassuring. It didn't help when Foggy grabbed his arm, whispering, “Can Demons have heart attacks?”
    Matt shook his head, “No, it's not my heart. It's,” he actually stumbled away when it felt like he was physically pulled away from Foggy, leaning hard against the table his partner had lead him to. “Can we, recess...”

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    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    But then one night, his skin turned blue.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

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    Matt snapped back, grabbing the hand touching his face and coughing, “Easy, Matt, it's okay, reel it back in alright?”
    Matt turned away, coughing again, feeling like he'd just sucked down nothing but exhaust fumes, “I'm, yeah, I'm here- Foggy?”
    “Yeah, buddy, um, Wade called me on your phone. Said I might need to help bring you up from this... Just, reel it in alright?”
    “Fuck,” Matt panted when it finally felt like he wasn't choking on smoke and heat, “Everything just- hurts.”
    “Yeah, we, can tell... Um, you doing better?”
    Matt finally sat upright, wincing as the world snapped and crackled around him, “I, shit, I got the spins now...”
    “Yeah well, according to Weasel you set the fucking bar on fire there buddy... Wade was able to help him get it out but, yeah you went full anti-christ for a bit. Like, trance and all. What happened?”
    Matt grumbled, “I, fuck, I don't even remember I just. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-”

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    1/1
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    Matt and Foggy were by the 15th, picking up a client from the drunk tank... Poor guy, apparently fell off the wagon and ended up in a bar fight on the way down... “Murdock, hey, I need a minute,” Brett's voice made him wince. Ever since telling him his story, Brett just put Matt on edge.
    “I've got a client waiting, can it wait?”
    “Not, exactly, they're worried about escalation but when I saw it I thought you might know more about it.”
    Matt grumbled, “Go ahead, Foggy, I'll... catch up.”
    “Don't take too long,” Foggy mumbled toward him before heading back to the hold.
    “Know anything about this?”
    Matt blinked, feeling like a photograph was handed to him, “I, can't see, Brett...”
    “You can't, like, tell?”
    “Not 2 dimensional things like images and text, I am still blind after all.”

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    Matt rushed the door to Sister Margaret's huffing and puffing, “Matt,” Karen's voice gave him a bit of relief. “We're in the corner, far end.”
    “Didn't think you'd pull this Deal off Murdock,” Grotto's voice made him slump into the neighboring chair in relief.
    “Karen, you told him the Rules, right? Buck, you told them not to take any Deals, right?”
    “Uh huh, they've been good. No Deals, though- Weasel isn't happy. Had to get their drinks for them.”
    “He knew they were for humans right?”
    “Uh huh.”
    “Good, good,” Matt sighed as he laid his head on the table.
    “Matt, you're beat up pretty good,” Karen shifted his head up, making him smile, “Everything go okay?”

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    Matt was honestly at the point he was debating just drinking the glass shoved to him, “What do you mean this guy isn't a fucking Demon?”
    “Not a Demon,” Weasel shrugged as he nudged the glass again. “He's human, Murdock... But, he sure as shit is on the path to becoming one if he keeps this shit up.”
    “A human, took out the Irish and the- fuck, he's taken out at least 3 of the ruling factions of crime in Hell's Kitchen, ALONE, Weasel, there's no way in hell this guy is human.”
    “He is, I uh, we've met...”

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    If you need something done, off the books and not exactly legally, there was one place to guarantee to get it done... usually messily. Matt knew of the place, he'd tracked it down many years ago, hearing those like him whispering about 'home' on occasion. Ever since his self imposed Ban on Demons and Devils in the Kitchen, he stayed clear of the place, given he's physically left a few uncooperative souls limping back to it when he caught others making Deals in his territory. He wasn't too surprised when the door closing behind signaled a lull in the noise. “Shit,” Matt just smiled at the bartender, poor soul, ended up stuck as a servant to the Damned... He'd never know his story beyond that. “What,” he stepped up to the bar, “What brings you here tonight, Murdock?”

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    Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

    Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

    We do what we must.

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    14/?
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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    .oOo.

    When a stupidly handsome patient with a persistent streak of injuries he mysteriously gets better from walks into Bucky's life? He about loses his mind.

    His biggest regret?

    Not being able to stay the hell away from him.

    OR

    That long awaited as fuck prequel I mentioned forever ago to The Doctor & The Captain.

    .oOo.

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    3/3
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    54
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    Everyone has a soulmate. Someone to call their own. Someone with matching marks on their skin, who will love you forever, right? That's how it was supposed to go, but not for Wade Wilson. Each birthday passed with no soulmark, each time he became less and less hopeful. Until one hot day in August when the small black smudge appeared on his wrist.

    --Full story for "Oh, I say I do, but I don't"--

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    1/1
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    167
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    24
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    3292

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