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    His breath caught in his throat, shaking hands bracing against the small slats in the wood as he peered out from his closet.

    A masked man slipped in through his window, landing with hardly a sound on hardwood floors. He peered at the bed, where Finney had been laying moments ago.

    He didn’t believe in God, but he prayed the man didn’t turn and look in the closet.

    “Such a shame… I’ll see you another night, then, my dearest.”

    Not if he never left Robin’s. He didn’t think he could after this.

     

    The Pyxis constellation, also known as the compass, Finney thought suited him best. After all, Robin Arellano has always been Finney’s compass.

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    Beth ascends the world stage.

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    22/25
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    The rise lot, but human, and pirates. Read the tags. + Casey Jones and Cassandra because they are icons.

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    1/1
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    Leo comes out.

    [his full name is Lenore but everyone calls him Leo at his request]

    Lenore is such a theatre kid name. I’m jealous.
     
    round of applause if you can guess the two references in the chat fic portion, one is far more subtle but I’ll give a hint: YouTuber, Raph’s name is the name of his channel

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    4/4
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    The Star Allies have been kidnapped. As they try to sort out their situation, someone among their ranks is making them disappear little by little. Who is behind this, and why?

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    36/?
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    "You know what, no. It is the realistic 'once upon a time.' Our stories do not end til we die, and neither does this one. So we are continuing with this one until everyone dies. "

    This is a crack-treated-seriously Isekai fiction for my friend Vin -who is going to become the main character. This is a trans and queer medieval-time royalty story. Summary and tags will be added as I write.

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    4/?
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    Post Movie 2: Arkin is convinced his tormentor is still alive, despite evidence he did, in fact, die at the warehouse fire. This belief survives, under the surface, long after he's told to move on with his life. Now, years later, his daughter starts college, and quickly becomes attached to one of her freshman professors. He shows her favor, and a strong interest in Arkin when they meet on campus.

    Is he really a professor? Yes. Are his credentials valid and real? Also yes.

    Is he who he says he is? Hell no. What does he really want with Arkin?

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    13/?
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    Adora only ever wanted to make her dad proud, and keep her brother safe, even if it killed her. Catra only ever wanted to prove her mother wrong, even if it broke her. Until they met randomly at a club. Somehow, they ended up like this. A cop and a drug dealer, trying to figure out their relationship whilst also dodging the law and organized crime.
    Was it really just a coincidence they met?
    (A semi-serious attempt at a storyline that might take itself a little too seriously at times, but like... with romantic comedy too. I promise it isn't all angst)

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    16/?
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    Bakugou Katsuki was never one to fail at something, but when his old childhood friend returns it completely turns his world upside down.

    He’s now at the bottom of the food chain, desperately scraping for an inch of his sanity and dignity. It was never like this before! What the hell is going on?!

    don’t mind the dead dove tag it’s not that bad i swear *twiddles thumbs*

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    when strange movement in a pharmacy catch's Casey's eye one night, no one could have known the stress, panic and confusion the next few months would bring
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    a turtle not in their right mind ends up in an unknown place with even more unknown threats lurking around every corner, with a hurt little one there's nothing he can do but what his mind screams.

    protect his bale, at any cost

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    While on his journey to find his childhood abuser, Wash is threatened by a ragtag team of idiots who have no skill, no destination and an awful sense of humour that he can only just get along with. The question is, will they help or hinder his objective?

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    13/?
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    Three seasons in, even if Ivory says it's "season two point five", Derapchu realises he's completely alone.

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    1/1
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    Lightbulb has lost some of her best friends, MePhone has mysteriously disappeared, And she's accidentally hurt the people around her. Feelings are ramping up, as she has to slowly come clean about her past. But can she really trust the other contestants?

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    7/?
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    He doesn't know how he got here. He doesn't know how to stop the future from occuring. But Damien will be damned if he doesn't try.

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    11/?
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    " TUBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰000OOOOO!!!! "

    That may have been the loudest I have ever scram..Scrum? Screamed?..screamed.
    Why is it allways me getting chased anyways? Why not Tubbo, he was closer. And where THE FUCK WAS IT'S HEAD?!?!?!

    " GET OUTTA MY HALLWAY! "

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    Warily, he opened the door.

    Standing on the step was Inspector Barnes. Lockwood has seen Barnes in many fashions over the years - stern when he’d investigated the rug Carver died on, disappointed and angry when he’d accidentally burned down Mrs. Hope’s house, frantic when he’d arrived at Combe Carey Hall, but never had he seen the old inspector look so defeated. He looked even more grim than usual, his bulky mustache seemed to droop like a sad caterpillar.

    “Ah, Mr. Lockwood, I’m afraid I come bearing bad news...terrible business, terrible…,” he drifted off, looking even more depressed. “May I come in? This is news best taken sitting down, I think.”

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    What if Lucy’s injuries from the park chase were more severe?

    Canon divergence - Creeping Shadow

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Izuku was desperate and people do stupid things when they're desperate. Summoning a demon and bargaining for a quirk classified as a stupid thing. But hey, at least it worked. Kinda. He just really wished his freeloader would shut up.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    two private school girls fuck around and start a fight club, but when someone dies in a match, everyone's torn between telling the truth and covering it up.

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    18/?
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    Following the civil war, the Albarea name ascends to the height of political leadership within the nobility, gaining numerous enemies in the process. Things finally come to a head four years later when a string of assassination attempts prompts the Imperial government to investigate. Jusis, however, takes matters into his own hands. Bargaining to keep the Imperial Army off Kreuzen lands, he's given limited time to solve the case on his own, with the help of the Imperial government’s best investigator. Working together, Jusis and Machias must find the people responsible for the attacks before time runs out—or Jusis loses his life.

    A darker take on Erebonian politics post-CSII, where we consider the implications of the fact that Jusis now leads the nobility. Intending for this to be a longer story centered on mystery, intrigue, and of course, the chaotic romance between our main characters. Will change tags and rating as new chapters are added.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    4
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    Ophelia is your average modern witch; she sells crystals she doesn't believe in, she totes the power of herbs she hasn't bothered touching in years, and recommends books she wouldn't use if they were the last remnants of the written word on Earth.

    However, one fateful night, with an old book of spells and more than a little tequila, Ophelia is reminded, don't ever break rule one of spell casting.

    Never summon a demon.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    187

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