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    Leonard and Sara have to pose as a newly married couple in a spooky New England town to prevent a terrible incident. While they get closer, so do the paranormal incidents. With a town on edge, looking for a way to stop the witchcraft, Leonard and Sara make their own kind of magic.

    A chapter a day until Halloween!

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    “Adora, that’s not possible! You’re just being par—" Glimmer started to say but was interrupted.

    “You aren’t LISTENING to me!” Adora shouted. Turning around to face them, tears in her eyes and hands balled into fists, shaking.

    Catra ran over to Adora’s side, sitting her on the ground and beginning to hug her gently, “Hey, hey it’s ok Adora.” She said, rubbing circles into Adora’s back as she started to cry.

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    11-year-old Adora and Catra run away from Shadow Weavers home for Orphaned children after years of twisted abuse at the hands of their caretaker.

    After being taken in by Angella, the two live seemingly normal lives till their junior year of high school; when Adora starts to suddenly see Shadow Weaver everywhere she goes.

    After all, it isn’t paranoia if they’re really out to get you.

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    You've never been someone "big" at any point in your life. You've kept quiet and to yourself, never headed into anyone else's business, and let the heroes save the day.

    So when a restaurant worker by day, stripper by night gal like you gets the chance to do something amazing,

    You're sure as hell gonna do it.

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    The morning after her and Byleth's wedding, Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg wakes up in her old bedroom in Garreg Mach to discover that she has brown hair, only one Crest, ten happy and healthy brothers and sisters, and a bad habit of sleeping through her professor's lectures. Hubert is unusually cheerful, Byleth teaches the Blue Lions, and nobody has heard of the Flame Emperor. Instead, a figure known as the Hurricane King and his sinister cohort the Death Knight stalk the monastery.

    No sooner has Edelgard sought out out this new world's Byleth than she finds herself standing in the eye of a storm of continent-spanning conspiracies centered on a young man with snow-white hair — one that will engulf Garreg Mach, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the Adrestian Empire, and Edelgard's own family as it carries the roaring winds of war across Fodlan. A threat from a past so ancient it predates even Fodlan's oldest and murkiest myths is stirring, threatening to tear time itself asunder — and it may be her only way back home.

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    Book Three Babes! PoA but different because I solved the main plot point in ODTKYN so now I have to fix it so there's actually something going on lol.

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    “Pesky Bird, I knew you’d take the stairs,” snickered B.O.O., crossing his arms. 

     

    “Really? Am I that predictable? Because if so, I can just jump off this roof at any second.”

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    or two women, who happen to be friends, are adopted by opposing sides, chaos ensues

     

    or or mud and stones

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    The nameless demon takes over Brady's body the same way he does in canon, but things have already gone differently. Immediately assaulted by memories that indicate Sam has a crush on him, "Brady" decides on a new track for his mission. He will seduce Sam Winchester, leading him down the path of darkness as he does it.

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    If he'd considered the idea of quirks being forced on people, he wouldn't have gone out that Saturday.

    Yet... If he hadn't, he wouldn't have met the family he had today. His mismatched, caring family.

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    Ichigo is stuck in Soul Society after the events of the TYBW and is left with too much time on his hands because there is no way he is going to join the Gotei. So, he finally has time to puzzle some stuff out (which he should have done a long time ago) and eventually figures out, after witnessing some horrible deeds, that Aizen might have had a point despite his dubious methods. So Ichigo starts his new mission: Vive la révolution !!!

     

    Extract chapter 9: "I much rather have you on my side this time, or at least not actively against me, than you being blindsided again by the persuasive arguments of those hypocrites who would turn against you the first chance they get. Believe it or not, Ichigo, I hold no hatred or revenge against your person; I was never your enemy."

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    Stay calm, Denki told himself. As long as you can think, you can do anything.
    But Denki had no idea what to do. Katsuki was one of the strongest people in their class, and Iida was far and away the fastest, and Denki could tase shit real hard, but at the end of the day they were just three teenagers trapped in a hostage situation in the middle of the biggest support company conference of the year with no way to contact anybody and no idea when help was coming.
    Iida said, “I—”
    “If you say another fucking word I’m turning my hearing aids off,” Katsuki snapped. “This is not the time for one of your shitty inspirational speeches, Four-Eyes.”
    Iida’s mouth snapped shut. He knew as well as Denki did that, given the opportunity, Katsuki would follow through on that particular threat.

    OR: Bakugou, Kaminari, and Iida's Hot Hostage Summer.

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    Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
    Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.

    AKA

    Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.

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    Chat Noir is, and always has been, Paris's favorite superhero. For the past two years, Adrien has done nothing but fight for the people of Paris. And in that time, the most consistent thorn in his side has been Ladybug, a strange, incredibly powerful villain, whose motives no one seems to understand.

    Tasked with finally taking her down once and for all, Adrien probably should focus on the mission at hand, yet he finds himself distracted.

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    He must have been lost in thought, because Tommy's voice startles him out of place. "Well? What's it taste like big man?"

    Tubbo stares at the other boy for a while. Almost a full sixty-seconds of unrelenting silent staring before his eyes drift back to his cup. "It tastes like I ate the sun." He settles on.
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    For Tubbo what is supposed to be another boring day of working at a gas station and dodging conversations with his drunk father turns into the adventure of a lifetime. When a fairy literally crashes through the window and extends their hand to him, offering him a place at their secret magic school, he can't help but say yes.

    This leads him down a treacherous path to discover the secrets behind his birth, the hidden history whispered about among the witches, and two people who could help him tear the universe in half. That's a lot of power to put in a sixteen year old's hands--it's a good thing his birthday is in a few months!

    OR:
    DSMP Winx Club AU with Tubbo as the main character, OG L'Manburg dynamics, and tons of Benchtrio shennanigans!

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    Four years after the war, things should be peaceful on the Brigid Archipelago. Petra should be focused on assisting her Grandfather and learning to rule fairly like the Spirits intended.

    Only--

    Their harvests are failing, plague is striking, dark magic is blooming across the land, and there are whispers of mainlander mages with bird-nosed masks moving about the islands. There's only one person Petra knows who can stop the rising tide, but there's just one problem: Hubert von Vestra isn't stable. Not since the death of his liegelady and oldest friend.

    If Petra is to have any hope of saving her people, she'll need to convince Hubert that there are still things worth fighting for, worth dying for.

    The "living for" will just have to come later.

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    Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy has fought everything and everyone to get to where he is. Sure, his mental health might be shit, but he has a job and that's something, right? He thought that having an Auror drop in for a surprise inspection of his Potions' lab was bad enough, but why is the Auror wearing a glamour? And why is the custom potion he wants so urgent and shrouded in secrecy? When people start dying, Draco gets consulted for a case with none other than Auror bloody Potter.

    Aka a semi self-indulgent fic where Draco is a very smart, broken, soft boy and Harry is a big bad Auror who actually kind of has his shit together... maybe. Probably not. A lot of people want to cause problems for them. But Harry has a bit of a 'thing' for saving people. And Draco definitely needs saving. But progress isn't linear and it's much easier to heal when you aren't entirely alone.

    Cross posted on ff.net

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    The story of Tom Marvolo Riddle's youth, a drive towards insanity for the sake of control.

    or alternatively, the creation of a revolutionary.

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    "You told me I'd never amount to anything," fingers twitching, his hand coiled around the white wand so tight that nails dug into his palm, blood beading into a crimson mess. "You said that I was a worthless thing, that I'd be lucky to suffer the same fate as my mother." he smiled, a cruel thing full of teeth and mirth, "well, I could say the same for you."

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    "Fuwa, did you just type what I think you did in the class chat?

    "What, that Korosensei has a crush? If so, yeah, I totally did."

    "Why, just why would you type such a thing?"

    "Oh come on, I know how much you love gossip. Don't you want to find out?"

    "..."

    "Who?"

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    If you asked, Izuku would say nobody truly knew him, and therefore he didn't give a flying fuck about anyone's opinion. Nobody knew that he skated across rooftops in the dead of night, or how he tinkered as a hobby, or how he loved stargazing, and could name constellations at the drop of a hat and that his biggest fear was some ungodly combination of thunderstorms and fire. That his favorite pet was a cat, or that he had a habit of mumbling while his mind raced, that he cried during sad movies, or how his language consisted of sarcasm, dark jokes, vines, and the occasional self-depreciation. That, despite what many thought, he was content with the quirkless title, and despite all the bullying, suicide baiting, and torment he had gone through, he still believed that everyone deserved to be saved. He had seen things that most wouldn't even be able to stomach, and he would be damned if he let anyone else experience anything similar.

    So, when he was told, "I'm sorry young man, but someone quirkless cannot become a hero."

    He couldn't resist the urge to laugh.

    Or, in which Izuku is schizophrenic (maybe), owns his own cafe, with a vigilante side job, and Aizawa needs to learn to stop adopting strays.

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    Phenomenon of Tasting the Food your Soulmate eats in your own mouth as phantom flavors-( Idea by ME cause I've never seen it)

    I've had food cravings for food normally only found in Japan since I was a kid. It started with savory flavors and sauces, of seafood in tempura batter. It wasn't until I went to a Japanese restaurant did I connect what the flavors were to the foods they were.
    It was an odd phenomenon but finally after years of tests and diets and forced medications by my overbearing parents, especially my mother.

    They found out it was because I had a soulmate

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    Midoriya Izuku was told his entire life that he couldn't be a hero because he was Quirkless. Apparently, he wasn't good enough or something, which was just stupid. Even if he did want to become a hero, he would have to do so much unnecessary work, just because no one believed he could do it in the first place.

    So, he takes an easier option, and becomes the vigilante Rook. And maybe the informant and hacker Checkmate. Hey, he never said he made all these vigilante personas on purpose.

    Along with Shinsou Hitoshi as Mockingbird, and Hatsume Mei as Magpie (and various others), he's got all the backup he'll need to show the world that he can do it. And if he just so happens to dismantle society's perspective along the way, well, it's their own fault for thinking that way in the first place.

    Featuring a few extra vigilantes who will be revealed later on, a scheming principal who knows everything but is still baffled by the entire situation, a mysterious older brother who does as he likes, an exasperated lie detector, and the world's most exhausted Underground Hero who would very much like his idiot problem children to go home, because they're too short to be in this much danger.

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