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Izzy looks to Edward, mouth working helplessly.
“Just let it happen, mate,” Ed suggests.
“I was hoping,” Stede continues, a little irritated by the lack of support, “that you’d let me—and Ed—know if there’s anything we could be doing differently, to make you more comfortable.”(Or: How Izzy Hands learned to stop worrying and love his co-captains.)
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- Part 1 of love like a powder keg
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Counting the swears of Our Flag Means Death - Video Series by Rindecision
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death
01 Jul 2022
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Just a silly series of short videos counting the total number of swears used in Our Flag Means Death.
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After the death of his mother, Lucius now has to care for his younger siblings....on a pirate ship. While the crew now also has to get acclimated to children, Stede and Ed think about the future and Izzy isn't too happy about this. Meanwhile an evil lurks within the waters searching for the crew.
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- Part 1 of Blow Us All Away
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Step 1. Text the wrong number. Step 2. Hassle the recipient until he starts doing it back. Step 3. Profit!
OR: Don't talk to strangers unless they call you a "drunkard" first. Conversations like these always end well.
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Izzy picks up the tumbler, but doesn’t drink yet. “And?”
“And he smells like a three day old latrine.”
Izzy drinks a swig of the brandy. Stede grins like a fool and follows suit.
“A latrine that someone emptied all the ashtrays into the night before.” Izzy grins and takes a long sip. Emboldened, Stede hastily adds, “And the state of his hair! If I could stand to touch him we could press him for the oil and make a fortune.”
Izzy snorts and nearly chokes.
“I’ll give you that one, Bonnet,” he coughs. “That’s a good one.”~~~
Calico Jack is visiting again. This time Stede is determined not to be roped into the fray, and he's not the only one who's found the perfect place to hide.
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Cry on the bathroom floor when you look in the mirror by izzyhands_is_mothman
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jul 2022
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Izzy comes out to his mom and it goes wrong, Stede and Ed make him feel better. They're in college because why not.
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Your Songs Remind Me of Swimming by Carlos_Of_Night_Vale
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jul 2022
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It was a small town, where the harbor was. Busy during the day, and the only people out at night were loud and drunk. Stede didn’t stay much past sundown.
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Faded Ink and Frayed Pages Make a Man Weary, Dreary and Weak by MooseMan
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jun 2022
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Stede, a divorced man trying to find himself, buys an abandoned library, supposed to have housed the famed Blackbeard at one point before he went down with his ship. It might take a bit of elbow grease, but he’ll make it work. Even if the towns a bit suspicious of the place, even if there are unexplained noises in the middle of the night, even if he feels like he’s being watched.
Maybe there’s more to their stories than he’d first thought.Or: Dead Blackbeard haunts a library and Stede says I live here now.
Updates whenever I feel like it. I’m gonna put more ghosts into this bitch or so help me god. Time periods kinda nebulous. 1900s America-ish.
Shout out to fandomPhantom1 and lesbianfucker (nice name) for commenting ideas I’ll be usingSeries
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Helpless by BonitaBreezy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
30 Jun 2022
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The Scoobies search for Ed. Izzy tries to bring his sire back.
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- Part 5 of Welcome to Sunnyhell
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“No,” Ed says. “I’m not happy, Stede. That’s the point, isn’t it? You can’t just show up again and fix everything -- you can’t fix me.”
Ed has been stuck in a rut since Stede left. He would like nothing more than to shut himself away, but his crew needs a captain, there’s a cat inside his cabin, and bounty hunters have begun to target pirates on the high seas.
And Stede? Stede has a plan to take back the Revenge and make things right. What’s a little piracy amongst pirates?
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“I'm cold, Pete” Lucius managed to say after a moment, though he didn't stop crying “I'm so, so very cold”
Lucius needs comfort. Who else better to provide it than Pete? Also, Izzy gets his ass kicked in the process
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Izzy wasn’t stupid; he knew he wasn’t too old to go into heat. It had been a long time, yes, but he would be the type of omega unfortunate enough to have a body that gave a last hurrah at the worst possible time.
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The Revenge had only stopped to replenish the crew they'd marooned on some godforsaken islet somewhere in the Caribbean Sea, but Izzy Hands gets more than he bargained for when a mysterious man with a bright smile signs on.
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Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night by MsThunderFrost
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jun 2022
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“Easy there, captain.” Roach abandons the half-placed bandages in favor of retrieving a cup of water from the bedside table. Sliding a hand behind Stede’s back to prop him up just far enough to prevent choking, he helps him to take a few small sips, “You can have more in a bit. Drink too much at once and you’re liable to upchuck all over your expensive linens.”
“T-Thank you, Roach.” His voice is scarce above a whisper, and even sustaining that seems to be causing him immense pain. “What… What happened to me? I feel like death.” Roach lowers him back down onto the bed to continue fussing with his bandages.
“There was a storm.” He says, matter-of-fact. “You took a nasty blow to the head and fell overboard.” He casts a sidelong glance in Izzy’s direction. Now that Stede is awake, Izzy seems determined to look anywhere and everywhere else—“Izzy saved you.”
Silence. Then, “Iggy saved me.” He repeats, like the idea is so ludicrous he doesn’t even need to make it a question. “You’re joking.”
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Stede and Ed are slowly building up their relationship again after their reunion. But Stede doesn't know how to deal with his guilt and intrusive thoughts of killing Nigel Badminton. Au in which Stede has Real Event-OCD
Pls read the tags for cw/tw!
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This is a story about Izzy Hands, processing trauma, accepting vulnerability, and learning to love again.
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Edward’s eyes darted up, sharp. “Shema Yisrael,” he murmured.
Listen, Iz, Israel thought stupidly. He wondered if he should start going by Ed’s stupid fucking nickname after all. His name felt strangely intimate now, spoken so softly under the night sky.
“I remember that one,” Edward said. “Sing it?”
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- Part 2 of jewish ofmd fics
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What if Stede's only a brief obsession to Ed? What if it's not him that falls in love, but Izzy?
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A fic that follows the major plot beats of canon, but with a little twist.
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The podfic for Blackbelt, as read by the author with accents and all! I think I'm particularly good at Stede's!
Blackbelt is a modern AU of Our Flag Means Death in which Ed Teach is a Tang Soo Do master and Stede is a divorcee professor who has just enrolled his children in Ed’s class.
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After Buttons sees Blackbeard and Captain Bonnet nearly kiss under the full moon, he decides a lunar fuckery is in order. The crew devises a plan to bring their Captains closer together, and their clumsy but well-intentioned attempts lead to a romantic evening in the moonlight.