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    Izzy gets what he wants for his birthday- to be fucked by everyone.

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    When Izzy stands again, Roach finds he misses the image of Izzy beneath him. It sends out a curious churning of interest. Pretty, violent Izzy being compliant and delicate has a certain appeal. Taming a wild creature, whilst there’s still prey stuck in its teeth.


    'Hephasteus' prompt for the OFMD Olympian Challenge on twitter.

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    When Edward gets a stalker but refuses to hire personal security, Izzy has to accompany him to an exhibition opening.

    The thing is, nobody's really believed Izzy when he says he knows how to defend himself. He's just the butler, right?

    Right?

    Another instalment of the Butler!AU, but can be read on its own.

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    After hitting rock bottom, Roach helps Izzy find his feet again.

    Or the modern au where Izzy is an ex-drug runner, and Roach is the chef that offers him a job

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    "Ed," Stede said. "What happened?"
    Ed looked down at the water. "It's Izzy," he said, and turned away.

    Roach plays surgeon to the world's most difficult patient, as the crews of the Revenge and Royal James navigate their reunion.
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    Roach and Izzy go into port together and find what they're looking for.

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    This was fucking idiotic. Possibly the most idiotic thing that he’d ever considered doing. And, honestly, that was fucking saying something!

    Or…Izzy does something nice and nearly panics over it.

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    Roach shaving Izzy early in the morning.

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    Ed and Izzy have always known each other. Ed was there for Izzy's first fistfight, Izzy was there for Ed's first heartbreak. It was after one of those, way into their third or fourth "f that guy" drink, that they made the pact: if both of them are still single by 40, they'll just marry each other.

    Now they're 39, and Izzy is so relieved. He can finally stop hiding his lifelong love for Ed, and stop sabotaging each of his relationships.

    Ed, on the other hand, is desperate. He knows he's a lost cause when it comes to relationships, but in a last bid to stop this 20 year old drunken madness, he tries to find a guy for his best friend.

    The guy he finds is Stede Bonnet.
    Things do not go as planned.

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    Izzy has a request for Roach.

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    A prompt that did not make it onto the Roachyhands Bingo Card was "Roach laces Izzy's pussy piercings with spaghetti noodles, then eats them". So for Beatle411's birthday, I made a MadLibs-style fic and a bunch of us filled in the blanks. And now this exists.

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    Worming his way through the gap, Izzy finally entered the building only to be greeted by a broom hit to the face. As he flew across the room from the force of the swing, Izzy decided that this was definitely the worst day of his life. 

     

    “Shit!” A voice cried, presumably the person who had flung him. “Fuck, Stede’s gonna go crazy.” 

     

    “Stede?!” Izzy exclaimed, forgetting that he couldn’t actually talk in anything other than “eep”s.

     

    Izzy’s noise brought the attention of his assailant back to him, causing a shiver to run down his small mouse back in fear of being whacked again. His attacker was a tall man, with beautiful curls Izzy could imagine running his hands—or he supposed paws—through. He wore an apron, fitting since they were in a kitchen, and a frown, concerned for the small animal.

     

    “Oh,” he said, expression softening, “You’re just a little guy, huh.”

    Or; Izzy gets turned into a mouse, and meets a very strange man who makes his bad day not so bad.
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    Roach's shoulder is acting up, and as much as he insists he'll be fine on his own carrying a week's worth of the Bonnet household's groceries to and from the car, Izzy doesn't believe him.

    The Bonnet kids have never been grocery shopping before, because rich people are just like that, apparently.

    Either way, they're all piling into Izzy's car right now, so even if he did regret his decision to drive them all to the market, it's too late to back out now.

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    A lightkeeper and his assistant share a moment on their stranded rock.

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    He was lauded for his culinary skills, as he should be.

    Yet he had yet to show off his skills as a doctor.

    And his ability to kiss things better.

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    The ship stinks. It stinks of bodies he doesn’t recognise, it stinks of unfamiliar food, and even the wood smells different - the smell that the salt water brings out. It’s all wrong and he hates every inch of this ship. They will burn it into the ocean, he thinks, when-

    He rounds a corner and freezes.

    The brig is small, with barely enough room for a man to lie down fully stretched out. But the man in there isn’t lying down, he’s huddled in the corner with his arms around his head, curled in on himself as though he can somehow protect himself like this. Izzy grips the bars on the door, suddenly lightheaded. He thinks he might collapse at the sight of the tattered purple-striped shirt, hanging far too loosely off bony shoulders.

    “Roach?” he whispers hoarsely.

    After Izzy rescues Roach from weeks of imprisonment and torture, he finds that recovery involves more that just the healing of physical wounds. It takes time and patience. Things pirates generally don't have the luxury of having.

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    The biggest pirate festival of the year takes place in the Republic of Pirates. The Buccaneer's Bacchanalia—lovingly called the Buccanal, pronounced the most provocative way possible—attracts scoundrels and plunderers from all around. They swap their tri-corner hats for laurels and sub rum with wine. Or they mix them together! After all, that's what revelry is all about.

    6 ficlets about what Stede and Ed's estranged crews get up to on this very historically accurate and extremely holy day.
    Each ficlet comes with lots of art; I'm talking ten pieces of classical art and eleven pieces of fanart total. Art is in its own chapters.

    Created for the OFMD Olympian Challenge.

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    An Izzy-centric fic which the crew takes the matter of their problematic, pent-up first mate into their own hands, with tactics equally aggressive as in canon, but pointed in a slightly different direction.

    (There will be a significant BlackBonnet B-storyline, because I can't leave any of our precious pirates out in the cold!)

    Based on this tumblr thread (and fanart, go check it out!) suggesting that the crew make a wager on who could seduce Izzy the fastest.

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    25/?
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    Dr. Ed Teach should have everything he wants. He’s a highly acclaimed researcher with a stellar reputation, several of his lab’s papers have been published in Nature, and he’s making a ton of money.
    But he isn’t happy at all, he’s bored out of his fucking skull.
    Dr. Stede Bonnet is eager, enthusiastic, and passionate, but struggles constantly to get funding for his projects. Devoting his life to studying a species of mice that live atop mountains may have been a grave mistake.
    But a chance meeting at a zoology conference may be enough to both help Ed rediscover his passions and help Stede more successfully break into the world of academic research. And just maybe, they’ll discover something else too.

    Modern AU with Scientists Ed and Stede (cross-posted from Twitter)

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    The ghost of a lighthouse keeper waits for her wife to join her in death.

    Then a ship gets stuck on the rocks, and strangers arrive.

    They break the monotony, that's for sure.

     

    (Takes place in the universe in which Stede and Ed do not reunite until 1929, when they're both shocked to learn that they have both been vampires for 200 years. This fic is set in the 1820s—AKA, halfway through.)

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    12
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105

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