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    It was supposed to be an innocent prank

    So how had it all gone so wrong?

    Written for Whumptober Day 1: A Little Out of the Ordinary / Adverse Effects

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    Alma runs away from home, away from an arranged marriage. She's trying to find her father, but after a bit of a miscommunication ends up reuniting an estranged family, and maybe finding a new family of her own.

    Izzy struggles after being banished to the QAR post Kraken/Ed and Stede's reuniting. He's trying to keep it together, but he's definitely not thriving.

    Speaking of struggling to keep it together, our boy Ed is also not doing so hot.

    Alternates between Alma POV and Izzy POV and now Ed POV. Who knows, maybe we'll add more POVs! Stay tuned. We did it. We added a Stede POV.

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    “What’s wrong, mate?” he heard Ed’s voice from behind him as a gentle hand lay itself against his mid-back and that was not the hand of Edward Teach. Izzy’s head whipped back and something between a shriek and a gagging noise escaped him, “What the FUCK?!” He shuffled for his weapon, aiming it in the direction of the little fabric goblin before him. “What the fuck?!” It cried, little limp arms raising to its disproportionate head. It was the spitting image of his captain save for a few minor discrepancies: height and proportions and the fact that his skin entirely consisted of some sort of scratchy-looking material. “WHAT THE FUCK?”

    Post reunion, on an outing for resources, Izzy and the gang stumble upon a man who is more than what he seems. When Izzy wakes up to find his captain and the whole crew have turned to puppets, he must find the man and get them returned to normal, or lose his mind trying.

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    “I didn’t know you were such a well-versed sailor.”

    “I wasn’t,” Jim says. “I just knew how to fight and throw knifes at people. I didn’t even know how to tie some basic knots. Izzy taught me everything I know.”

    Izzy hadn’t come up in conversation often, not from the crew or from Edward. He had even been in the ship for the longest time, according to the marooned crew. But, by the time Stede made it back to the Revenge, he was nowhere to be found.

    No one talked about him anymore. And sometimes Stede thought it was for the better.

    “Did he?” Stede laughs, trying to joke around. “I bet he wasn’t very pleasant during lessons. I mean, the man seems to have no patience whatsoever!”

    Stede should have known better from the moment he saw Jim’s jaw set, and their look become even more serious as they supervised the rest of the crew. They seem like they want to say something, but, instead, they just excuse themselves and leave Stede to check over the knot the Swede is trying to tie.

    Stede sighs.

    Back to square one.

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    Если апельсиновый джем загадочно пропал с корабля, существует только одно логичное объяснение: прожорливый призрак. Призрак виноват — пусть призрак и исправляет.

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    Русский
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    “Iz? Hey, Izzy, wake up, mate,” said a distant voice from above him. When a hand grasped his shoulder, Izzy’s eyes shot open.

    It was Blackbeard. The Kraken. When Izzy’s mouth opened, this time a choked shriek escaped, too shrill for even his own terrified ears.

    It would probably be an ear next. The taste of flesh and blood was fresh on his tongue. As Izzy stared, hopelessly looking up at the man above him, the empty spot at the end of his foot began throbbing dully. Panicked, Izzy scrambled under his blanket, the small piece of white fabric just large enough to cover up to his head when he balled up on a side. He was horrified, sweaty shirt clinging tightly to his body and breaths coming too quickly.

    “Hey, hey, Iz,” said Edward, voice trying desperately to be soft. “I’m not going to hurt you."


    Overwhelmed by his developing feelings, Izzy has a nightmare after attending storytime. Upon destroying some nice things, Izzy is left hoping that his captains will pick up the pieces.

    This takes place following the water holds me under

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    "God fucking dammit. Could none of them move on? He supposed not. Edward was the center of the galaxy, with him stuck in orbit, along for the ride even as he hated himself for it. And yeah, it had been fifteen fucking years, but never underestimate Edward’s ability to be heartbroken, huh?"

    Last night I wrote some Mary suffering, so tonight I figured I'd write some Izzy suffering. I just like to spread the pain around, you know? Anyway, here's Izzy and his fucked up life during the timeskip.

    Once again, this is based on faeeebaeee's Piña Coladas SMAU! Find it on twitter or here on ao3 if you'd like your heart smashed into a thousands tiny little pieces!

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    Loyalty is a fickle bitch, especially when you've carved it in your skin.

    Or

    How Israel Hands Let Spanish Jackie Strap Him Down And Hold A Knife To His Face

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    Izzy Hands is used to getting assaulted. Usually, he can get himself free with just a few bruises. He knows no one cares and it's his problem and no one is going to help him get out of bad situations. In the past this was true. Blackbeard had just laughed at him and walked away.

    Now, things are different. Ed, Stede and the crew care quite a bit and plan on eviscerating anyone who so much as looks at their First Mate wrong.

    Izzy is confused.

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    Our two crews are finally reunited! There's anger, there's healing, there's forgiveness, and there's a whole lot to celebrate.

     

    Final installment of the come build your home in me series.
    [ON HIATUS]

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    Five times Izzy has thoughts about his complicated relationship with Ed, and one time he does something about it.

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    Roach treats Izzy and Stede's injuries after they're rescued.

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    Roach is back in the present. “I need to take a look, open your mouth Izzy.” 

    I takes every ounce of willpower he has to follow that order. If Edward and Bonnet weren’t watching, looking so emotional, he probably wouldn’t have. Slowly, forcing his breathing to stay even he opens his mouth. Images of what he had just experienced flash behind his eyes, and the vulnerability of opening his mouth like this makes him want to scream.

    Izzy doesn’t realize he’s shaking until Edward’s calloused hand takes his, like he’s some child afraid to see the doctor when he’s sick. It’s humiliating. He clings tightly to the offered hand nonetheless. 

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    This takes place during OFMD Season 2, Ed and Stede more or less made up when Ed's old captain, Benjamin Hornigold, visits the ship.

    He recalls an 'amusing' prank they played on Israel hands. This is part 1.

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    This is a story about Izzy Hands, processing trauma, accepting vulnerability, and learning to love again. Also (minimal) sex.

    aka where Izzy Hands makes friends and realises he's allowed to be soft sometimes

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    One of the crew spots the dinghy first and calls it out, and the others rush to the railing. By the time it draws up to the ship, Lucius is sobbing openly, and even Jim looks stricken. Oluwande and Pete clamber aboard. Izzy is vaguely aware of Oluwande throwing himself at Jim. He’s too busy watching Lucius grab Pete and pull him to him, wrapping his arms tightly around him. Lucius’s body shakes with sobs. They both pull away to look at each other, as if they can’t believe the other is real, then wrap themselves around each other again.

    Izzy’s throat burns. His chest feels tight. His head pounds. Jim and Oluwande dash down the ladder, heading for the cabin they once shared. Pete and Lucius follow. Izzy doesn’t know where they’re going. He doesn’t care.

     He doesn’t care.

     He doesn’t.

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    A report of the survey that was conducted on Twitter in June 2022.

    Izzy Hands is a character who divides opinions. He has a loyal fan following but there are also those who don’t shy away from telling how much they hate him. The interpretations of his character and motives vary a lot depending on who you ask.

    The fans of Izzy usually find him at least a little bit relatable. This survey focused on finding out which aspects of Izzy are those that people most relate to.

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    Ed tries to protect Izzy but just ends up getting them both in trouble. Angst ensues. Izzy sacrificing himself for Ed as usual and Ed feeling a bit shit about it. This is literally so angsty do not read if you want to be happy.

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    “Izzy, do you know why we wanted to meet with you?” He questioned, accompanied by giving Izzy a soft, almost concerned expression.

    Izzy let out a grunt in response, crossing his arms over his chest defensively. “Words please.” Stede hummed.
    “I dunno,” Izzy grunted out, looking away from Stede.

    Ed stood up from the chaise lounge and strolled towards Izzy, finally stopping when he was behind the smaller man. He wrapped a hand around Israel’s neck, not hard enough to cut off any pressure but just enough to make him feel the weight of it. He lowered his head so his lips were merely an inch away from Izzy’s ear.

    “Crew’s been tellin’ us you’ve been a proper twat with them this week,” Ed murmured, voice low and husky.

    “No different than usual, captain,” Izzy responded.

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    Izzy has always been proud of his ability to give Blackbeard what he needs, no matter how exhausting that can be.

    Edward has always assumed he was giving Izzy what he wanted, and that Izzy would tell him if it went too far.

    Neither of them realize how bad it's gotten, until Stede proposes trying something different.

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    A fic where Ed and Izzy make basically every BDSM mistake in the book, and Stede has to help them start from scratch.

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    English
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    27,757
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Comments:
    359
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    1863
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    347
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    18087
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    a missing scene to I don't know who I am (but now I know who I'm not)

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    English
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    3,422
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    1/1
    Comments:
    36
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    273
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1989

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