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    Once upon a time, Eevla decided to write a quick, explicit post-S1 reunion fic. Things Did Not Go As Planned...

    "You're still wearing my cravat." Stede pulled back to look again at Edward's impossibly handsome face, into his glittering brown eyes as he huffed out almost involuntarily,

    "Never took it off."

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    On days like today, after dreaming of all three of them cuddled together and being fucking soft. Days so bad that he’s too fucked in the head to distract himself, he wishes that things with Edward could have been different. He wishes that Ed had asked him if he wanted to get married. He would have said yes so fucking forcefully that Ed would have recoiled. He wishes that he’d been able to give Ed a ring in return. He wishes that Ed cared about his preferences enough to know that he fucking hates green and always has and he’s definitely told Ed about it on multiple occasions in case he picks up the hint.

     

     

    He continues to wear the emerald ring regardless.

     

    Or: Stede tells Izzy that Edward asked him to marry him. But Izzy's already married to Ed, and now he's pissed.

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    Young Edward Teach and his best mate Israel Hands return from war and find themselves at odds with their former employer, the British Navy. Everything changes when Captain Benjamin Hornigold offers them a place on his crew aboard The Ranger; one of the most heavily armed pirate vessels. The two hesitantly oblige, and the rest is (quite literally, at times) history.
    This prequel theorizes the origins of our beloved characters through a tale of betrayal, heartbreak, love, loss, and loyalty.

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    Izzy has a bad dysphoria day. He and Edward cuddle, it's soft, it's cute. They love each other.

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    Stede Bonnet, the Gentlemen Cowboy would do anything to protect Revenge, Montana- a queer enclave in the old west, but nothing gold can stay as they say. Will his new friend Ed Teach be a blessing or a curse?

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    Mary Bonnet spends less than one (1) day on the ocean, and is immediately beset by pirates.

    Turns out, she's about to learn a few things...

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    Edward is desperate to read Stede's journal but he can't read and there's no one around to teach him. Until he finds a ghost in the library anyway.

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    Israel Hands isn't happy with losing Blackbeard to Stede fucking Bonnet, but just when Izzy thought his life couldn't get any worse, a man from the British Navy suddenly arrives on the Revenge, voicing his desire to be a pirate and bringing up old memories for the first mate that were best left forgotten.

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    “I wish I had someone to talk to who understood any of this,” Guillermo complains, slouching into a chair. “Working for a—I don’t know, legend? Myth? Who follows his next whim without any real plan and ignores most of my advice! Which is very good, by the way, and focused on him not dying for real. And then the ingratitude on top of that or not seeing everything I do… ugh.” Guillermo covers his face with his hands. “I mean, who could understand.”

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    Guillermo makes a wish in front of the Djinn. Izzy Hands visits 2022 Staten Island.

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    Izzy battles with the biggest, most fearsome monster since The Kraken: acute insomnia.

    Despite the name, it is not a very cute thing. Not at all.

    (Featuring terrible coping mechanisms, every sleep remedy on the planet, and the crew of the Revenge being a nice, completely functional family.)

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    Love of a bondmate makes an alpha weak.

    Captain Blackbeard has a strict "no bonding" policy aboard his vessels, and though omega Izzy pines desperately for alpha Edward, he is forced to leave the ship for his heats, seeking out anonymous alphas to knot him through them. On one of these ventures, Izzy happens to run into alpha "Calico" Jack Rackham.

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    They’re damn hard to get rid of, is what First Mate Israel Hands thinks, stuffing the fistful of small, vibrant red blooms into a cloth sack he has specifically for hiding the buggers until he makes it onto land.

    It had been somewhat easier, back then, when it had just been himself and Edward with the crew of Queen Anne, each one forged in gunsmoke and violence. They kept to themselves, and followed Blackbeard into many a successful raid, bringing terror to the seas. It had been easier then because nobody would have dared question Izzy Hands. Because he was Izzy fucking Hands.

    Now though, these “pirates” want to do fuck all but talk, and poke and prod, to sit in feelings circles before their bed-time stories where stupid fucking Stede Bonnet with his suave looks and gentle curls and his shoulders filling out his stupid poncy shirts -

    If he thought the bright red blooms were hard to get rid of, these vibrant orange ones that cut off that train of thought with their desperate clawing through his throat, these are worse.

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    Post The Art of Fuckery. Izzy challenged Stede and lost miserably. Now, he's been kicked off of the Revenge. For the first time in years, he finds himself adrift and alone, but that won't stop him from devising a plan to get his Captain back and out of the clutches of Stede fucking Bonnet.

    But he can't execute his plan all alone. He knows Ed won't go with him. This time, he needs to enlist the help of an old friend, or enemy, depending on the day.

    My headcanon of how the conversation with Izzy and Jack went when Izzy recruited him to get Ed away from Stede.

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    a very short post-season one fic about izzy and ed. just some emotions i was having and had to put into a fic. i promise the fic itself is so much better than this summary slkdfjs

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    Wouldn't the post-nut clarity have set in by now? Wouldn't he have fucked off with no regard for what Ed was doing or what his sweaty triceps looked like?

    The facts are there, and they're true as ever. Izzy has just found himself attracted to Edward after they've fucked.

    or,

    How a regular hook-up between Izzy and Edward leads to Izzy finally realizing his true feelings.

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    Izzy walks Edward down the aisle

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    When Stede accidentally grounds the Revenge, Edward pulls Izzy away to spend the day like they used to when they were boys — just them and the clear Caribbean waters. But they’re not boys anymore, and there’s something hanging silent, and heavy between them.

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    Stede, Ed, and Izzy are vampires living together on Staten Island in 2022. This isn’t an AU; they were all turned when they were pirates and have been roommates for centuries. Stede and Ed are happily married, but energy vampire Izzy is still a grumpy sad sack pining over his former captain. Will Izzy be able to move on and find love with Colin Robinson? Find out, in the new documentary: What Pirates Do In The Shadows.

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    The thought of entering Edward's space again, Edward's flat where Izzy had found his engagement crumbling around him all those years ago, is equally upsetting and alluring. Izzy and Edward haven't talked since Izzy left, and Izzy values that distance, needs it, but his and Edward's past relationship is an old wound which Izzy can never stop reopening.

    His conflict must show on his face because Stede looks particularly concerned. "Oh, please do come back. I'd hate to leave you out here. Just for the night, and then you can go about your life as you please, I just - Ed says I have a saviour complex, and sometimes I just have to indulge it to ease my mind. Even if it's annoying."

    Ed. Izzy shakes his head. "Fine," he says. Stede smiles warmly and Izzy feels his resentment towards him dissolve, just a little.

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    Years after Edward and Izzy's breakup, Stede, Edward's new boyfriend, stops Izzy from killing himself.

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    What if Stede's only a brief obsession to Ed? What if it's not him that falls in love, but Izzy?

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    A fic that follows the major plot beats of canon, but with a little twist.

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    26/?
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