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WIP: I Shine Only With the Light You Give Me by WhatAmIDoing_003
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.
Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.
I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.
Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.
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Five Times Israel Hands Cheated Death (And One Time He Almost Didn't) by letthesongtakeflight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Izzy has never been one to pray, but nevertheless, he’s on his knees right now.
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Five + one vignettes about Izzy's relationship with Ed over the years, and the times he's come face to face with his own mortality.
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It's hard to keep the faith out at sea but there's always room to play pretend. Izzy might no longer have a Bible but he still has Ed and Jack.
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Frenchie is the lead singer of a band, and is staying at a hotel before his next concert.
Izzy is a painter who doesn't like music or social media and has no idea who Frenchie is.
Their paths only cross because Izzy works as a bartender at the bar in the same hotel where Frenchie is staying.
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Israel Hands is running his sixteenth Iditarod, happy for the yearly experience. Sure, things are a bit different this year with Edward having joined their kennels with Stede Bonnet's, but it's more than a week, mostly alone in the last frontier. Just Izzy, his dogs, and wide expanses of snow and ice.
What he's not expecting is a surprise encounter with a rogue moose on Day 1, much less being forced into the orbit of a fucking rookie competitor.
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Izzy hands gets shot. The crew gets MAD. And the status of the world changed for both pirates and the English
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Izzy Hands gets the love he deserves and no, he's not getting topped by Blackbeard. In this fun and dramatic tale, laced with a little sexy time, Izzy will find love with someone from his past. Sprinkled with moments of our favorite fruity pirate crew.
*This takes place between Epsiode 5 and 6 of Season 2, so be aware that it may contain spoilers.*
Please note that the warnings are because there are mentions of said things. But nothing will be too detailed or graphic.
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One time Izzy said no to his Captain, and one time he didn’t.
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To sail with Blackbeard Izzy would put himself through much worse, he tells himself again and again.
How much worse, though, he doesn't know he can handle.
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- Part 35 of OFMD Prompt Fills
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- English
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- 360
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
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just when i thought it was over by theindiscreetbookworm
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Mar 2024
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Izzy Hands is a rock star with a wildly successful career under his belt, and the freedom to do what he wants, creatively and otherwise. Lucius Spriggs is an audio engineer with a solidly growing portfolio and a closet full of dreams that didn't work out quite the way he wanted them to. They can't be more different - and they're both missing something, working around and steadfastly ignoring the matching voids behind their ribs.
One day, finally, they meet - and neither of their lives will ever be the same. -
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Mysterious and unprompted attacks are becoming more frequent when it comes to the Revenge. And things only become more dangerous. While Isa and Izzy are manning the ship while the rest of the crew restock, they find themselves at the mercy of a pirate that they've never heard of but quickly learn is not to be trifled with. It'll take wit and luck to get out of trouble and back to the ship, and things don't always go according to plan
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- Part 21 of The Songbird Chronicles
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((Post S1, mainly takes place in S2. This is going to be a what-if fic because as much as I love how it ended, I'm still fucking mad- also, while it is a what-if, I'm adding an oc into for reasons unbeknownst to myself.))
When tension rises after the reappearance of Edward Teach and the lack of Stede Bonnet, Izzy Hands has been taking the brunt of Blackbeard's wrath. However, things take a turn, most likely for the worst, when Izzy meets a man who he'd rather kill than spend another minute thinking about this absolutely mental bastard. He already has to deal with one emotionally volatile man as is.
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Putting The Dog In Its Place by crippledsoldat (Izzy_Hands_apologist)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Mar 2024
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“You’ve gotten out of line again, man.” Blackbeard’s voice was deep and stern as he spoke slowly and deliberately. Izzy kept his eyes steady on Blackbeard’s and tried not to allow his fear to get the best of him. “D’ you recall the lesson that must be taught to those who have strayed from the correct way?” Blackbeard was not looking for a response, only wanting Izzy to listen.
“Yes sir” Izzy whispered, not missing a beat as he responded quickly and dutifully.
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- Part 2 of Edizzy 🏴☠️
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[PODFIC] The Sublime Vacancy by little_seahorse for childrenofthesun
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Mar 2024
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Audio length: 35:47
Izzy Hands is a man of traditions. For many years now, when the mood strikes, he will take himself down to his favourite local glory hole, and get his face fucked by anonymous men until he's too dick-drunk to think. It's an efficient system, one that's suited him well all that time.
Enter: Stede Bonnet, newly-out gay man and the absolute bane of Izzy's existence.
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“Captain?” The man asks instead. “This isn’t the Queen Anne’s Revenge?”
“This is The Revenge.” Stede clarifies.
The man closes his eyes, sucks a breath in through his teeth, the lights flare again.
“Have you sacrificed any poultry recently?” A ridiculous question, asked completely seriously.
“I did request Roach make up a canard a l’orange so I suppose someone in the vicinity may have.”
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In which Edward summons a demon, Izzy gets lost en route, and Stede finds himself one corner of a very complicated love triangle.
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Ed returns to his hometown to investigate the local mermaid legend and finally get some closure on something from his past that has been haunting him for years.
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"He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."
Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.
That makes things a bit more difficult.
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Izzy is autistic. because he is.
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Frenchie had prepared for his first day at his new job. But he hadn't prepared himself to meet the same guy he went home with the night before. He definitely wasn't prepared for this guy to be the supervisor of the team Frenchie was assigned to.
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Out of that number, eighty-six were watching, letting loose a litany of filth in the chat to which Ed only paid mind when he sought more donations.
The donations weren’t the sole motivator—Edward also reveled in the attention—but Ed found an angle in everything.
In this case, Edward also had something at stake.
As a silver-spooned stranger with a bottomless wallet to pour into their OnlyFans invades their life, Izzy notices Ed slipping away.
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- Part 1 of Seek Connection
- Part 17 of The Stede Dick Ensmallening Agenda
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This is a Canon Divergent AU that takes place after ep 2x6, I am absolutely delusional and refuse to acknowledge the last two episodes of the second reason ever even aired, not to mention the cancellation of S3... I needed something to pour my grief on, and this is it!
Let a girl dream, Izzy is my favorite character. Here the Crew Killed Ned, had the party, and then went on with their life!Ed looked at him -I am your captain, you can’t lie to me, I…-
-You were my captain.- he quickly corrected him. -You still are, as long as you are on your sane mind. This is not what it used to be.- He pointed at Stede, who reacted almost as if he felt poked even from that distance.
-HE is my captain now, and you’re co-captains, and I will still obey to you too. But you can’t fucking force me anymore!-***DISCLAIMER: this is going to be a long fic! It is already finished, I’ll upload it 3 chapters at a time, and they’re l o n g. Around 190.000 Words. The Original Character is thought to give Izzy some deserved background, I wanted to give him justice! Not a love interest. There will be P*rn but also lots of plot… so be aware. Also: has a LOT of Izzy's tropes and cliches***