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    Edward, Stede thinks, examining the man laying on the bed. He looks for all the world like a fearsome outlaw, which makes the failed robbery all the more confusing to Stede, but there’s a vulnerability in his sleeping face that tugs on his heartstrings. Stede’s always been a bit of a sucker for a stray. He attributes it to being a bit of a stray himself.

    Edward looks tired. Really tired, more than just the wound would justify.

    Perhaps he can get some rest here. Perhaps Stede can help with that, at least.

     

    In which notorious outlaw Edward Teach and his band of miscreants are taken in by kindly ranch owner Stede Bonnet and his misfit crew of semi-reformed criminals.

    AKA the cowboy au no one asked for but I desperately want. Yeehaw.

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    Izzy knows the idiotic danger that is trusting others with his heart and he has the scars to prove it. He's careful now, so closed off and tightly laced that nothing can get through his facade. But something about Frenchie, ridiculous, charming, kind, and everything Izzy's never experienced stirs something under the layers of scar tissue around his heart.

    Alexa, play "When He Sees Me" from Waitress the Musical

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    10/?
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    45
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    He’s Izzy Hands, he doesn’t give a fuck and he isn’t attached to anyone or anything. At least, that’s what he tells himself when he lowers his dinghy into the ocean, pretending not to look back and regretting the look he didn’t take immediately because not a single person on the ship seems to have noticed him leaving.

    //In which Izzy's had enough of Edward's shit and leaves to get Stede back. Also, there's Roach.

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    9/10
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    173
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    Izzy’s world shattered when Edward chose Bonnet over him. To add salt into wounds, Ed left his big successful architecture firm ‘Blackbeard Studio’ to play with Bonnet, forcing Izzy to keep the gears running on his own. Izzy is on the verge of breakdown when he meets a charming street musician that shows him that maybe there’s more to life than his dedication to a man who doesn’t appreciate him.

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    5/?
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    In the aftermath of the Kraken's appearance, Izzy is just not having a good time, like at all.

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    1/1
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    12
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    21
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    4
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    “Our First Mate is under the weather.” Stede helpfully fills in for him. “Sugar?”

    “No, thank you. I’m, have I been kidnapped?”

    “What? No! No of course not! Nothing of the sort!”

    “May I leave?”

    “Well-“

    Or-

    Izzy Hands takes a sword to the right side in a raid and, as science tells us, needs medical attention. The doctor they definitely don’t kidnap from a port in Trinidad is definitely not falling for Izzy, Izzy is definitely not wishing everyone would leave him alone, and Lucius is probably having the time of his life.

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    11/?
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    53
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    Before becoming a pirate, Izzy was just a boy forced into the King's Navy by his parents, trying to deal with being smaller than everyone else...

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    3/?
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    8
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    14
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    1
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    It's Ivan who speaks first, “We should’ve opened fire on them when we had the chance.” He grumbles, raising one hand to trace over the crooked curve of his nose, “The bloody bastards can’t even tell the difference between an island and a forest. It’s a miracle they haven’t blown themselves up yet.”

    Silence. Then, Fang blurts, “Your disappearance is going to hurt him.”

    For a second, Fang seems visibly worried that Izzy is going to grab onto his beard and pull, reminding him in no uncertain terms that it’s not his job to think about such things. Instead, Izzy just shakes his head, focusing his gaze on the horizon… where the Revenge is growing smaller and smaller by the second. “He has Stede Bonnet and his little crew of wannabe pirates… He doesn’t need me.”

    --

    In which Ed and Izzy's fight over Stede and Ed switching clothes results in Izzy leaving... and inadvertently bringing Ivan and Fang along with him. Ed does not take well to his husband abandoning him. Izzy does not take well to his husband carelessly leading all of their men to slaughter. Stede watches a blood-soaked love story evolve in front of his eyes.

    Otherwise known as a retelling of episode 4.

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    3/?
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    reposting my series as a chaptered work!

    Izzy comes around to the idea that there's more to life than fire and death. The domestification of Izzy hands, starring Frenchie.

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    10/?
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    141
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    What’s the point of being the best fucking pirate in the South Seas if you can’t mix it up once in a while?

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    1/1
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    There was a rat living in the walls of the ship, and Izzy was going to deal with it.
    At least, he was, until he saw who slipped out from a secret passageway.
    He was so fucked.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    158
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    Stede‘s back and the world is right once more. But when a theft gone wrong brings a new opportunity to the crew, will Izzy finally be able to take a chance on his own future?

    IzzyxOMC

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    12
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    “Read me a story, Izzy,” Blackbeard says, his right elbow digging into the arm of the couch. His arm sways idly, and the tattooed snake looks almost real in the half-shadow of the cabin.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    157
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    What if Stede's only a brief obsession to Ed? What if it's not him that falls in love, but Izzy?

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    A fic that follows the major plot beats of canon, but with a little twist.

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    10/?
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    264
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    49
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    After Edward is badly wounded, Israel Hands seeks out the help of the last man he had ever wanted to see again.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    40
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    169
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    12
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    Idk I just wanted to write a steddy hands that somehow had to do with Izzy losing his toe. idk I feel like it would seriously have traumatized Izzy but also I may have taken liberties here.
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    "“I care Iz. Fuck. I do” Pain seeps into Edward’s voice. Like it hurts for him to think that Izzy believes that Edward Teach isn’t sure if he gives a fuck about him.

    More than a fuck.

    If he loves him.

    And when did that happen?

    “I love you mate. I’m not him. Not anymore. 'M not gonna hurt you.” Edward says."

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    1/1
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    Mary Bonnet spends less than one (1) day on the ocean, and is immediately beset by pirates.

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    Chapters:
    6/15
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    44
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    Stede is a lonely and anxious corporate attorney who finds himself stuck in a mid-life rut. Blackbeard is a successful outsider artist with a dangerous reputation who feels trapped by his fame. When they meet on an art gallery roof one fateful evening, they discover just how much opposites attract.

    What did I know, what did I know
    of love’s austere and lonely offices?
    -Robert Hayden, from Those Winter Sundays

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    1
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    83
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    144
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    40
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    1473
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    "You're still wearing my cravat." Stede pulled back to look again at Edward's impossibly handsome face, into his glittering brown eyes as he huffed out almost involuntarily,

    "Never took it off."

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    10
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    979
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    The crew of the Revenge are only together for less than a year but it is decades of choices that lead them to that ship. The lead them all, including Blackbeard and his crew, to Stede Fucking Bonnet.

    Israel Hands has lived a long life.

    He is used to pain.

    He is used to disappointment.

    He always knew he would die one day, he just didn’t realize this was how it would go.

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    Words:
    73,645
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1286

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