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    “Do you enjoy pain, Mr Hands?”
    “You fuckin’ pervert -”
    “Strop.”
    Izzy looks up, confused.
    “Strop.”
    Izzy is no fool. He does not protest. The man’s lips curve up like a saw.
    “The morphia was not for me, Mr Hands. It was for you.”
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    Izzy's delirium after the loss of his toe summons an amputation-happy doctor across the fabric of spacetime. It's all a dream. Or Iz it?
    Complete; updates daily.

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    1/5
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    Silently Lucius indicates his eye, and Ed actually touches his own face, like he has no idea what Lucius could possibly be referring to. Understanding dawns as his fingers find the puffy red skin that’s going to turn into an absolutely spectacular black eye, if Lucius is any judge. “Oh, that. Yeah, fine, I was just tryin’ something new with Izzy.”

    Lucius considers everything he knows about their relationship, and asks carefully, “and did it… work?”

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    6/6
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    131
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    223
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    20
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    1807
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    Our two crews are finally reunited! There's anger, there's healing, there's forgiveness, and there's a whole lot to celebrate.

     

    Final installment of the come build your home in me series.

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    5/7
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    89
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    92
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    9
    Hits:
    1038
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    Israel Hands was efficient, brutal and loyal, which got him a spot at Blackbeard’s side. But Blackbeard is dead now, only Edward Teach remains, a man who has no use for a brutal masochistic first mate. But chance it has it that maybe Stede Bonnet who killed Blackbeard could give purpose to the broken Izzy Hands.

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    11/?
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    142
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    463
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    66
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    7133
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    When Jim is eighteen, the ship they're on is raided by the Queen Anne's Revenge. The captain takes a shine to them. The first mate takes a little longer.

    Or, the one where Jim is adopted by Ed and Izzy.

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    3/?
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    34
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    85
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    9
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    599
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    Long and dark thoughts on forgiveness, reconciliation, higher paths, lower paths, and never having enough time.

    (Because I had a lot of freakin' feelings after e10 and cannot wait for the new season to BTFO all my ideas out of the water.)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    36
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    59
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    22
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    1506
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    “He wants to return to Barbados to dig up the corpse of your old captain and then give it a proper burial at sea. Because a ghost told him to.”

    Jim could only look at him in stunned silence, needing a moment to process what he had just told them.

    “That’s…fucked up.” was all they could say.

    “Yes,” Izzy agreed, “incredibly fucked up.”

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    6/?
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    30
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1096
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    "Jim perked up, practically crawling across the table to grasp Izzy by the shoulders. “Yes! Yes! It’s both and neither! It doesn’t make any fucking sense!” They were grinning, leaning into Izzy’s space."

    Izzy might be nonbinary, they just need a little love to show them the way.

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    1/1
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    11
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    90
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    3
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    307
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    Frenchie: Cats are terrifying!
    Izzy, a cat fae: You’re right and you should say it. >:3

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    3,218
    Chapters:
    3/9
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    695
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    “You don’t want me,” Izzy gasped loudly and stumbled against the couch. “I’m only convenient for you. You have Edward and you’re happy.” He spat out the word like he had a bug in his mouth. “Why are you being nice to me? I don’t fucking deserve it.” 

    “Israel--”

    “Don’t you fucking try to lie to me.”

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    1/1
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    10
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    232
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    24
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    Izzy has a little fort for whenever there's a storm. He gets two unexpected visitors.

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    1/1
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    225
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    15
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    1179
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    This is a story about Izzy Hands, processing trauma, accepting vulnerability, and learning to love again. Also (minimal) sex.

    aka where Izzy Hands makes friends and realises he's allowed to be soft sometimes

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    51
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    172
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    31
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    “You don’t know a fucking thing about me,” Izzy says, finally turning back, and something in his eyes makes Jim stop talking.

    Neither of them say anything for a moment. Izzy’s heart is hammering in his throat and his ears are burning and his chest feels tight and he wonders if he’s just made the biggest fucking mistake of his life, when Jim finally speaks.

    “No fucking way. You’re…”

    Every muscle in his body clenches, screaming at him to kill them now before they can tell anyone else his secret. His weak spot.

    “... like me?” they finish, staring at him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    240
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    892
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    Jim becomes a legend at Blackbeard’s side.

    They can’t help being the meanest and the sharpest of them all, striking fear just to make sure everyone else flinches first. Life is pain, and they are better off inflicting than receiving.

    They hate Blackbeard and they hate Izzy, but their place is here. They all deserve each other. Three feral dogs hiding their tenderness from each other like it’s a rotting wound.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    234
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    Maybe it starts when Jim, with a mischievous smirk plastered onto their face, suggests an idea they have for a competition. Something that'll be really entertaining, for a few weeks at least. A way to finally get back at Izzy Hands for being an irritating bastard all this time.

    "The idea is really very simple," Jim starts, "two people compete in order to win Izzy's affections. Whoever seduces Izzy the fastest wins."

    Or: Stede and Edward lose a few games of rock, paper, scissors and ending up competing to see who can seduce Izzy quickest. Izzy, understandably, quickly becomes utterly baffled with everyone's behaviour.

    Language:
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    38,145
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    2
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    1508
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    2033
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    31981
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    In case you didn't see the tag, this one is about abortion. Please take care of yourselves today and every day. <3

    There are mentions of pain, cramping, blood but nothing graphic.

    Today was not a good day for human rights. In the world, but especially in the United States and especially in conservative states. I'm lucky, my rights are protected by my state's law. But millions of people lost those protections today. An absolutely heartbreaking step backward for our country.

    So. Izzy shows how it's fucking done.

    Language:
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    1,674
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    423
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    After the overturn of Roe V Wade, these stories are more and more pertinent, not just in America, but across the world. This comes from a place of respect for all walks of life and the struggles we must endure, but are never endured alone.


    The most unlikely crew member comes to help in Jim's hour of need. Why did it have to be Izzy fucking Hands?


    TW: abortion, pain, not graphic but there is blood

    Language:
    English
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    1,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    129
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    13
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    465
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    With a bottle of rum in hand, there is no secret under the moonlight.

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    1,329
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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    373
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    Life on the Revenge post-Bonnet wasn't pleasant (not that it was pleasant while he was there, if you asked Izzy) in fact it was downright grating. The dog-eat-dog mentality of the new crew didn't make them easy to live with, especially if you had a secret to exploit.

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    Cutting your losses, making unexpected friends, and finding a family accidentally.

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    English
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    5,522
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    316
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    A Season Two fic I felt like writing to tide me over until the proper Season Two actually comes out.

    Starts off exactly where Season One ends.

    Language:
    English
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    10,731
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    98

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