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    Owning and operating a bar in District Seventeen wasn't exactly how Stede Bonnet pictured his mid-forties, but it's not like he has a lot to lose. As it turns out, District Seventeen is far more dangerous than the cushy house and world where he grew up and has lived most of his adult life. With his ragtag staff--including an Android, a cybernetically-enhanced former criminal, and a hacker--Stede is making the best of what he has.

    Cue Blackbeard, the most dangerous mercenary in all of City Thirteen. Walking into Stede's bar and permanently altering the course of both their lives within the span of twenty minutes. Blackbeard has a lot to teach Stede about the city, about District Seventeen, and about being a mercenary. All under the jealous seething eye of Israel Hands, an Enforcer-turned-mercenary who would very much like to get rid of Stede Bonnet for Blackbeard's sake and his own.

    This city might be a little too cold for Stede Bonnet, but at least he's not alone.

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    9/?
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    4
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    20
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    5
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    The Revenge is stuck in the windless sea and low on supplies. What they have should last a while, and everyone should be fine. Except Izzy, who can't eat half of what they have. Izzy is in trouble and he tries to hide it the best he can. Until he passes out.

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    Prompt fill for: https://ourflagmeanskink.dreamwidth.org/316.html?thread=623164#cmt623164

    Izzy wins a prize of his choice.

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    Just some short scenes for OFMD, mostly whump as usual, additional tags/warnings for each chapter if needed. These will also be posted on tumblr.

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    5/?
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    Izzy knows the idiotic danger that is trusting others with his heart and he has the scars to prove it. He's careful now, so closed off and tightly laced that nothing can get through his facade. But something about Frenchie, ridiculous, charming, kind, and everything Izzy's never experienced stirs something under the layers of scar tissue around his heart.

    Alexa, play "When He Sees Me" from Waitress the Musical

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    14/?
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    The thing everyone has done, now by me! 5 scenes where Izzy (reluctantly) helps the crew and 1 where he gets something in return. Caution: slight gore and alarming levels of fluff.

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    Stede discovers a regressed Izzy and takes care of him.

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    This is a story about Izzy Hands, processing trauma, accepting vulnerability, and learning to love again. Also (minimal) sex.

    aka where Izzy Hands makes friends and realises he's allowed to be soft sometimes

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    11/11
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    Ivan gave him a disbelieving look.
    “The Spanish and the Royal Navy are searching for us, this crew is composed of terrified former merchants, three pirates and one very heartbroken captain. And you decided to get a dog.”
    “I’m going to call him Marmalade,” Fang said. “Since I found him in an orange basket and he’s very sweet.”

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    7/7
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    Izzy Hands feels that he is relatively safe on the Revenge now that the Captains are back together but he isn't quite sure if he belongs there. Then they are attacked, Izzy gets hurt, and he learns how much the crew does care for him after all.

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    3/3
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    36
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    235
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    35
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    The Revenge crew is on vacation, visiting Stede’s former estate and family!

    ...Izzy suffers along with them.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    30
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    141
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    Izzy Hands has business in Nassau. The crew of the Revenge decide to make his business, their business.

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    1/1
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    Izzy is short and skinny for his age. He’s full of scars and venom from the things he’s been forced to do to live as one of Hornigold’s boys. He usually knows better than to fight back against whatever foster parent he gets stuck with, knows better than to draw attention.

    But every man has their breaking point.

    The stitches are still fresh when they pull him into the meeting room of the group home. It seems they’ve finally managed to track down his father, who was very surprised to learn he had a child.

    Now it seems he's gaining a family, whether he wants it or not.

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    2/?
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    43
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    I think it's kinda sad that the talent show never really happened so I wrote what I thought would happen. Main inspiration being the fact that Con O'Neill has a great voice and I wanna hear Izzy sing.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    615
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    Set after the ending of OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH. Stede finds what remains of his crew and luck is on their side. Meanwhile, aboard the Revenge, Izzy may possibly be regretting some decisions and wants to set up a plan to try to fix some of it. If it can be fixed at all. Blackbeard is suspicious but he wants to believe that loyalty is amongst his crew. . . but is there any honor among thieves?

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    1/?
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    Lucius smiled patiently. He had a habit of doing that, when he thought he knew more than you. It reminded Izzy of the men on Hornigold’s ship, how they’d jeer at Izzy as he walked past, all spittle and yellowed teeth. He supposed Lucius had a rather softened-out version of it, though. The man himself was rather softened-out as a whole. It made Izzy want to yell at him, sometimes, shake him by the shoulders and tell him to toughen the fuck up like how Edward used to do back when his beard was still black and Izzy’s face wasn’t weathered with wrinkles.
     


    Israel grapples with the loss of his captain as he knows him. The crew realises he's less of an outright asshole and more of a sad old sod who also happens to be an asshole.

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    4/?
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    45
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    Thus, Israel Hands’ Fencing Class for Dummies was born. It took place just before dinner every night, except on nights when the crew was far more focused on not dying from a stab wound in a raid or not dying from alcohol poisoning in a port.

    OR: Izzy is convinced to teach the Revenge's crew how to actually defend themselves and Ed has to bear to consequences; namely, one sweaty, scantily clad, incredibly competent Stede Bonnet wielding a sword. His heart might just give out on him.

    Series
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    1/1
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    10
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    201
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    31
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    “I REFUSE to serve another fucking second on a ship run by someone who’s going to fucking crash us into the next Cliffside!”

    “Hey,” Oluwande piped up from a bit further down the deck. “How about you…” He pointed at Izzy and Eddie. “Just teach us how to drive a ship?”

    “What?” Izzy looked like he’d just seen the Kraken itself crawl out of the sea.

    “Ohhh, that sounds like a great idea!” Stede smiled delightedly. “You can give us lessons. We’ll have group sessions together where we learn the theory and then you stay while each one of us drives the ship on our own and you correct us if we’re doing something wrong.”

    Izzy looked to the railing of the ship and wondered if he could get out of this if he jumped over the side of the ship.

     

     

    Izzy Hands gets forced into giving driving lessons for ships while being continuously flirted with by both Eddie and Stede.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    190
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    16
    Hits:
    1100
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    Izzy Hands has been in plenty of situations where he wished he was literally anywhere else.
    But a lot of Izzy’s worst memories, the ones where his skin crawls even recalling, include one man. Calico Jack. He is a sinister presence in the haziest memories, where all he can remember are hands forcing him down before nausea creeps up his throat. He hates the man more than he ever thought possible. He may be annoyed by Stede, even hate him at points but Calico… the man has a chair dedicated for him in the very depths of hell, as far as he’s concerned.

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    English
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    3,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    337
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    37
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    1759
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    Izzy has to dress in drag for fuckery reasons. It gets both more and less complicated from there.

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    English
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    6,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    975

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