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    "What if, Johnny and Gyro go to Waffle House and use Snapchat?"
    - me, while lying awake at 3am

    -———-

    "Is Zeppeli a common surname?"

    Gyro opened his mouth to respond, but the words were frozen on his tongue by those scrutinizing eyes. Blue like a sad song on a cold night, burning like stars in a dark sky -- Jesus, he could cross himself. Having eyes like that is cheating.

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     **finally had to change that rating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    English
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    27,596
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    It's his time to start over .

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    73,781
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    953
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    Kim Taehyung just wants to feel a little reciprocated love, but he gets way more than he bargained for.


    And he may or may not have just sent a picture of his dick to a random stranger, but either way: he sees good in the situation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,160
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1575
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    House Party AU. “You know that saying - when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?” “Yeah. And?” “So, let’s just go with it.” “And by that you mean?” “When there’s a rumor going around about us fucking, then we might as well fuck, right?” “Okay, wait, what?” “What?”
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    In which there is a big misunderstanding, moonshine, body shots, Hyungwon just wants to lie down, Hoseok suddenly wants to go down on Hyungwon, and things go from zero to a hundred real fast.

    Language:
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    5,291
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    134
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    “Listen: The last guy I helped save the world was this sexless, fumbling twink that didn’t know what his dick was for and kept yelling at everything he couldn’t understand”, snipped Navi. “It took me one thousand years to sleep off the fucking migraine, so anywhere we go from there is an upgrade.”
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    Some plot bunnies should just be beaten to death with a shovel. I’m not that cruel, so they all end up frolicking in this crackfic, along with jokes so mediocre that you can feel your mind shutting down brain cells in self-defence. Come for Link’s internal ravings, Wolf-Link’s exasperation, Navi’s blunt sassiness, Sidon’s glorious ass, Bazz’s poorly repressed sexuality and a whole lot of soul-numbing crack. Stay for the cracking of my voice, begging you not to go as you try to escape through the window. Chapters are short and painful, like Navi.
    WILL TRY TAKING REQUESTS/PROMPTS FOR THIS FIC! Comment or send an ask to my Tumblr.
    new chapter: IV: Link, meet World

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    English
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    2,824
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    162
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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Clint and Laura are tired. Steve and his partners give them a couple of days off.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    688,298
    Chapters:
    195/?
    Comments:
    484
    Kudos:
    662
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    28065
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    Steve Rogers didn't ask for this. In a perfect world he would have been married after graduation. Had some kids, had a nice home with a place in the back for his art and a job that would leave him set for life.

    Instead, he got a small cramped apartment, a dead end job, a boyfriend he didn't know whether was coming or going..And then, there was Bucky Barnes, hanging outside his sixth floor window.

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    Words:
    1,015,517
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    784
    Kudos:
    539
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    20320
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    Under duress, Katniss advertises for a new roommate. The first person to respond is practically perfect for what she wants. He’s also a total stranger.

    Language:
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    3,591
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    36
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    The Doctor has been keeping a secret from Jack. Over the years they both walked on alone but maybe this time things could be different. If only The Doctor could be forgiven first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,208
    Chapters:
    67/67
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2647
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    Three and a half years into her banishment from Asgard, Ele is learning to live a life without her dark prince. Robbed of her memories and thrust into hard times, she must try to put together the pieces of her life after Loki. Despite her best efforts, these last few years have been full of obstacles that threaten to break her spirits.Then one green-eyed stranger takes an interest. The fallen prince has sought out his ladylove and will stop at nothing to reclaim what was stolen from him. This is the start of their journey...

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    English
    Words:
    280,112
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    317
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    7489
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    Through writing, Steve will heal.

    Language:
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    705
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Barbossa drinks himself stupid pining for young Jack Sparrow. Ragetti is an unfortunate bystander in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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    2,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    All because of some old feelings raising up again, all she could think about was changing these stupid feelings and making sure she could do what she loved most. Too bad those feelings made her change and would not go away, no matter how hard she tried to ignore them.

    Language:
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    1,150
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Meg has a lot to deal with since breaking up with her boyfriend, but her friend Rita's been helping her. Maybe a little more than she was expecting...

    Language:
    English
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    2,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    12
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    Andy drunk dials Miranda.

    Language:
    English
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    1,558
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    204
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    Will Abby really find herself in Ireland? Title, description, and rating subject to change. Picks up after 1x10. Abby/Buck. WIP.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,414
    Chapters:
    17/18
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    860
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    Betrayed by his bestfriend who he learned slept with his recent ex Sakura, Naruto finds himself in his co-intern Ino's condo drinking himself to his misery. Ino however doesn't want to see him like that and offers something to help Naruto forget about his ex for one night. One-shot. Warnings: Lemon. Straight. NaruIno. Alcohol. Rated MA.

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    4,279
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Martin Freeman doesn't like to call, text or facetime. But he does email Ben. Filming in Australia, Martin has found himself bored and reading a book of questions to get to know yourself and others. He's emailing Ben and posing these questions and Ben is responding to the emails and questions.....

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    Does what it says on the tin.

    Language:
    English
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    15,838
    Chapters:
    50/55
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4835
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    Slightly AU Short Multi-Chapter Story that originated from a one shot prompt.

    Kara has been having a rough few weeks, when someone decides to shower her in gifts more than one revelation will be made that could change more than one friendship completely.

    Thank you to FeistyMouse for the prompt.

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    English
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    24,822
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3846
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    Snap shots of Peter Quill’s life after being picked up by the Ravagers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,014
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    9605

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