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    Lan Qiren has had enough. It’s been ten years since the Yiling Patriarch died and his poor nephew, the esteemed Hanguang-Jun, still has that lost look upon his face. (Not that Lan Qiren would ever admit out loud, that would just make it real. That would be history repeating all over again. And Lan Qiren won’t let that happen. He already lost a brother, he’s NOT going to lose a nephew).

    And so, what’s the best way to forget that awful Wei Wuxian that still makes Lan Qiren grind his teeth whenever someone mentions his name?

    Get Lan Wangji a spouse obviously! A proper, respectful, good cultivator someone who deserves to be beside the second Jade Twin of Gusu. It doesn’t matter if it’s a man, as long as that horrible, terrible Wei Wuxian gets forgotten and his nephew smiles again (well, lightly turn the corners of his lips up), everything shall be fine. Right?

     

    Wrong.

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    Somewhere in Mo Manor, a newly reincarnated demonic cultivator opens his eyes.

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    In another universe, Jiang Cheng rescues Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji from the cave. Lotus Pier is attacked and burned, Wei Wuxian gives up his golden core and becomes the Yilling Patriarch

    But even the smallest changes can lead to a completely different future

    In this universe, the Wens reach the cave before Jiang Cheng

    To save Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji surrenders himself to the Wens in the cave. As time goes on in his capture, he makes many terrible sacrifices to foil the Wen sects plans at conquering the cultivation world, ultimately losing his golden core in the process and getting thrown into the burial mounds

    Meanwhile, Wei Wuxian is desperate to find and save Lan Wangji. Left with the echoes of a song and his own complicated feelings, Wei Wuxian only knows that he cannot rest until he gets his zhiji back

    Except, the Lan Wangji that comes back is not the one he knew

    Thirteen years later, Lan Wangji is resurrected into the body of Mo Xaunyu. This time he might just get a chance at love and maybe even save everyone in the process

    "Lan Zhan...please come back to me."

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    There is something called a memory ball that shows the memories of a chosen person.

    In order to further incriminate the already dead Yiling Patriarch, the cultivation world decides to use this memory ball at the next Discussion Conference to show how evil the demonic cultivator can truly be.

    What appears, though, truly shocks them all.

     

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    (Update schedule: Sporadic Updates because of school.)

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    Everything is going well.

     

    But there is one thing that is bothering Lan Wangji. The current Wei Ying is nothing like the Wei Ying who lives with him. This Wei Ying is courteous, polite, and refined. This Wei Ying fits into the banquet perfectly. This Wei Ying knows the mannerisms, the dining etiquettes. This Wei Ying is not the same guy who cannot even eat popcorns without spilling all over the couch. He feels proud of him, but he also can't help questioning the whole thing.

     

    He starts getting lost in his thoughts, trying to connect the pieces when he sees the Jiang family arrive through the main entrance.

     

    The next thing that happens leaves him open-mouthed.

     

    (or, meeting the family with a twist)

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    “I know! Why don’t you try it? Let me go and I’ll lend it to you!” Wei Wuxian bribed hysterically, desperate to escape from this encounter by any means necessary. And then, his eyes blew wide, realizing what he just said. ‘Wait— just what am I offering Lan Zhan?!’ he thought. How was he so stupid, how did he just offer that without thinking—

    “You want me...to use it… after you?” Lan Zhan asked, his voice unusually faint.

    ~*~

    Wei Wuxian's test of mysterious, literally magical sex toy goes awry when Lan Wangji finds him in the woods 'experimenting' with it and it ends up in Lan Wangji's possession.

    Unfortunately, neither of them is aware that the toy is anchored to Wei Wuxian's body. Too bad Wei Wuxian invited him to try it.

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    “Anyway, uhm, that was my umbrella that had hit your… Junk… I mean, it’s not junk, it’s your crotch, but we call it junk. So my umbrella had hit your junk…”

    “Your umbrella had hit my junk,” Lan Zhan repeats.

    “Uhm, yes.” Wei Ying nodded, further confirming that he had, indeed, hit Lan Zhan’s junk. “Nice to meet you, I guess. I’m Wei Ying, and I’m really sorry.”

    “You did not mean to… hit my junk.”

    “Yes, I didn’t mean to hit your junk, but I know how much it hurts when you get hit in the balls from experience.” Oh? This man had experience getting hit in the balls?

    (In other words, it's Lan Zhan's birthday, he doesn't like to celebrate it, and Wei Ying has a 'punish Lan Zhan's' crotch agenda, and not in a good way.)

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    Lan WangJi, a young director who just won an Academy Award in Hollywood, suddenly went back to China.

    Wei WuXian, the hottest new actor, was firm on his belief to never work together with the successfully acclaimed director.

    It was all rooted to what happened several years ago...

    ____________

    "So you really came back, Lan Zhan?" Wei WuXian smirked.

    Lan WangJi's eyes glistened, it really was Wei WuXian who stood in front of him. "Wei Ying... I mis-"

    "You really should've just stayed in America."

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    La vie de Xiao Ya était calme, serène, organisée. Se lever le matin, caliner Crème, saluer ses grands-parents, préparer les repas, partir en promenade en forêt ou en ville entre deux parties de pêche. Une vie calme, paisible, bien loin de l'agitation du monde de la cultivation, bien loin des cauchemars...bien loin de tout...une vie parfaite depuis près de treize ans.

    Une vie...totalement chamboulée par l'arrivée de ce jeune garçon portant un bandeau au front...

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    "Since we are stuck married to each other for six months, now is probably a good time to tell you that I have a son." Wei Ying said, pride evident at the mention of his son despite the way he kept avoiding Wangji's eyes.
    Wangji stood still. Wei Ying had a son?

    Lan Wangji wakes up on a strange bed completely hungover and accidentally married to his office rival Wei Wuxian. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.

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    Lan Wangji stared at the bump beneath the covers of his bed. Stared at the intruding hand that led to the arm that led beneath said bump of covers. His mind was empty, as if refusing to process this image meant that it simply would not exist.

    It had been a good plan, as far as Lan Wangji had been concerned, at least until he remembered that lying was prohibited in the Cloud Recesses. Surely denouncing the existence of something fell beneath that category on account of lying to oneself?

    ****

    In which Lan Wangji passes out after leaving the QishanWen archery competition only to wake up an indeterminate time in the future with a beautiful, infuriating, very naked stranger in his bed. It goes about as well as expected.

    ****

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    “Won’t you look at me?”
     

    Lan Wangji shakes his head.

     
    “Scared I’ll take your face or steal your skull?” 

    He closes his eyes breathing deeply. 

    Clawed fingers tap along his jaw. The nails prick his flesh, he leans in. “It’s a beautiful face. Great bone structure,” The bugs go silent, the streetlights stop humming in his ears, the night holds still. 
     

    on Halloween night Lan Wangji has a visitor
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    Lan Wangji grips his leg again, wincing as he places both hands over the open wound. It was throbbing tolerably earlier with the walking and then the fighting against Wen Chao’s people, but now it burns in agony, the phantom pain of teeth sinking into his skin still lingering. The pain bleeding through him is his excuse for when his face openly conveys his shock when he Wei Ying returns, no longer alone.

    Wei Ying has Jiang Wanyin’s left arm swung over his shoulder, eyes ranking over his brother with obvious distress as his gaze settles on Jiang Wanyin’s right arm, red with fresh blood and dangling uselessly by his side.

    “Why didn’t you pull him to safety?” Wei Ying hisses behind him, and Lan Wangji is pleased with himself for not groaning aloud when he sees Jin Zixuan right behind them, putting his own arm around Jiang Wanyin’s waist as the two men set him down across from Lan Wangji cautiously.

    Or, what if Jiang Cheng and Jin Zixuan were stuck in the cave with Wangxian?

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    On the rainy night when Wei Wuxian took the Wen remnants away from Qiongqi Path, all of them disappeared. No one knew whether they were dead or alive.

    A few months later, rumours of a forest witch started spreading. It is said that they can grant your wish for a price. However, only the pure-hearted can find them...

    [Suggestion/prompt jar can be found here!]

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    Lan Zhan was in big trouble. It wasn't because he strained his ankle, thirsting over his bestfriend in short shorts and tripping on his own feet while trying to take a photo, but rather because the said bestfriend had abandoned his soccer game mid play and was running to the nurse's office carrying lan Zhan and his camera... bridal style.
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    Lan Zhan sprains him ankle and Wei Ying being the bestfriend that he is decides to carry him everyday to school. Cue pining by two oblivious idiots.
    lwj pov. Angst and fluff.

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    Unforeseen and unfortunate circumstances lead Wei Ying to make a drastic decision that somehow results in him moving in with a reluctant Lan Wangji. Is the man really reluctant? Does Wei Ying regret that drastic decision?

    With only one semester left before graduation, Wei Ying has to find ways to help the ones he loves the most. Time is of the essence. Along the way, he discovers that life is unpredictable and that if life throws you watermelons, you make watermelon juice. He's adamant that's how the life saying goes.

    But there are only so many watermelons that life can throw at you until you get hurt by it.

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    Lan Zhan doesn't have a crush on the guy that drank an entire bottle of vodka in the library, because that's against the rules, this man is a rule breaker, why the heck would Lan Zhan have a crush on him?????

    UPDATE: DISCONTINUED

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    Lan Zhan regresó a la mesa y buscó entre las pilas de papeles y cartones, apartando el folleto (un instructivo, aparentemente), y entonces la vio: una tarjeta de regalo. En grandes letras con florituras, proclamaba:

    ESTE REGALO TE LO HA ENVIADO: WEI YING!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seguido de un segundo mensaje con letras de idénticas florituras:

    UN MENSAJE PARA TI: HOLA LAN ZHAN! VI ESTO Y PENSÉ EN TI! ESPERO QUE LO DISFRUTES ;) ;) ;) <3 <3 <3 ;)

    Lan Zhan soltó la tarjeta como si le quemara.

    * * * * *
    Lan Zhan dice que le gustan los conejos. Wei Ying la malentiende.
     

     

    También conocido como “el fic del vibrador”.

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    Lan WangJi met Wei WuXian 13 years later since they lost each other in high school. Reconnecting on a music festival, they were slowly unraveling the feelings they secretly held for each other.

    ***

    "Lan Zhan, is that you?"

    (Completed + Bonus Chapter)

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    Four years since Wei Ying left, and Lan Zhan was very slowly trying to piece himself together. Wen Yuan was a small light left behind to guide him from the darkness.

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    It is the five year anniversary of Wei Wuxian's death.

     

     

     

    Wangji arrives in the garden and walks away from the shade of the nearby pavilion to wait for mother and son, when he sees a ghost.

    It must be one; there is a man sitting by one of the ponds, with grey eyes and unruly black hair whittling away at some wood, some scrolls and papers strewn around him. And unmistakably, the dark signature of demonic cultivation surrounding him like a shroud. Wangji blinks, his mind static, and he takes a step towards the cultivator, and then another, and quietly, quietly calls "Wei Ying...?" into the garden between them.

    The cultivator doesn't hear him, and Wangji was about to take another step towards him, when Madam Qin emerges next to him, Rusong bundled up in a thick outer robe. She greets him and, upon being ignored, glances over to find out what has him so captivated.

    "Oh. That is Mo Xuanyu, he's A-Yao's brother." She smiled and Wangji forced himself to tear away his gaze, disappointment settling low in his gut. Of course it wasn't Wei Wuxian, of course, but. Well. Today was not an easy day for him, and he was even more maudlin than usual.

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