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a shining road to travel on by Separate_Entity for JoiBunny
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 May 2022
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“Choose your own path, little lamb,” Lambert’s Mam murmurs, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. “Don’t let someone claim to own you just because they make your Match-Mark red.”
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The Lambert/Aiden/Milena soulmate!AU that’s been haunting me since 2020Series
- Part 1 of to walk the same bright earth
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An Unlikely Pairing by jaimistoryteller for NoCompassionForMyPoorNerves
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
15 May 2022
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Redenia insists that the treaty with the Witchers Warlord of Kaedwen is sealed with a Bond Marriage, and sends Milena as their choice. She doesn't know what to expect when she gets there but it definitely isn't anything she could have prepared for.
Lambert is surprised when Eskel requests his presence, as apparently he is to be the noble woman's Bond. Why him and what sort of relationship is he supposed to have with a human noble?
Only time will tell.
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- Part 1 of Bonds and Choices
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Jaskier was not a servant, but he was not a noble either. He was King Vizimir's dirty little secret, hidden from the public for years. Everything changes the day he finds out he's supposed to pretend to be King Vizimir's illegitimate son to ensure peace between the Warlord of the North and Redania.
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[Podfic] Must Brave the Thorns by Yuurei
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 May 2022
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Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.
To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.
Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.
Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.
And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.
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The Person I'm Not by SGALOVER
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 May 2022
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Jaskier, Bard of the Continent, found himself somewhere he wasn't really wanted. Day in and day out he tries to make himself useful but is turned away or ignored. Most times he feels hardly tolerated. But he stays because...where else would he go? Who else would want him? So he stays, explores, and finds...
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Jaskier, Bard and Consort to the Warlord of the North, is wonderfully happy. He lives in a place where he is loved and valued just for being himself. There are days when he is overwhelmed by pure joy at the Life he's somehow managed to create with those he loves. And he wouldn't hesitate to fight to the death in order to protect it. That night he closes his eyes with love in his heart. When he opens them again...
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The Accidental Verd'alor and His Jedi (The Podfic) by Masqueradewitch for BairnSidhe
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
11 May 2022
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Jango Fett didn't mean to restart the Mandalorian Empire. He just kept accidentally acquiring planets after their leaders proved too corrupt to leave in place. Nobody told the Republic that (or if they did, they didn't believe it), so they decide to send a tribute to the Warlord.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, freshly knighted Jedi with a Padawan adopted in the heat of the moment, is chosen to sate the Warlord's desire for conquest. He's not happy about it, but when the senate sends him he must go. Fortunately, the unreasonably pretty warlord seems to mainly want him to do paperwork.
And Jango Fett might just save the Galaxy for his gorgeous new Jedi assistant and his adorable feral murder child.
This podfic recorded with permission from author BairnSidhe
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As the wind fends off the waves, I count down the days by slythekiel
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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At the request of his uncle, King Vizimir, Julian takes a break from his studies at Oxenfurt to visit the Redania Capital with his family. His father, Viscount de Lettonhove, would rather keep him far away from the capital due to all the Witcher's wandering about. When word of the celebrations held to honor the Peace Treaty and blooming friendship between the Warlord of the North and Redania, Julian dreams of attending. Only his father forbids him from attending.
Against his fathers wishes, Julian sneaks into the celebrations in disguise. Spending the entirety of the celebrations with an unknown Witcher. It was the most fun Julian had had in years.
Even after the events that followed three years later, he still dreams of that night. He remembers how happy he was before the sorrow and its responsibility sat heavy on his shoulders.
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My Heart Keeps Beating like a Hammer by qtipping
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
07 May 2022
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“I am glad that you and your court have appreciated our Tribute, White Wolf.” His father stands at his place, hands behind his back, his posture and face plastered in a fake sign of respect and courtesy. “Though I’m curious as to why you decided to have him as Court Bard?” Oh fuck. Jaskier pales, cold sweat forming, he knows he must utterly reek of fear to just about every Witcher in that hall. He hasn’t told Geralt and the others what his intended purpose was as Tribute, and most of the others don’t even know he was a tribute.
Or: a certain Envoy from Redania brings up something he really should not have.
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Smile for me, Laugh at me, just be Happy by Jeanblack2056
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 May 2022
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After Priscilla runs away from her toxic relationship with Valdo Marx, she finds herself in Oxenfurt listening to a bit of gossip from the warlord's land. She is rather surprised that her missing friend Jaskier is not only alive, but perfectly well living a life of warlord's consort.
She decides to travel to Kaer Morhen to make sure her friend is okay and hoping to find a way with her own pain and disappointment. Staying in a keep full of witchers is more pleasant than she expected and she finds herself especially fascinated with a certain pair of soft amber eyes.
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What constitutes a murder? by Vidra for antaresnox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 May 2022
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Ciri is off being as normal of a kid as possible when one is the daughter and heir of the Warlord of the North and there's nothing significant to prevent Jaskier from spending several days enjoying some downtime with Geralt and Eskel.
Jaskier was pretty sure that somewhere out there someone had at one point made up some saying out there about when things were quiet. Was it that is when disaster liked to strike? Or perhaps he was thinking about tempting fate? Either way, all he knew for sure was that, for once, things were blessedly calm around the keep.
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Kittens by NoCompassionForMyPoorNerves for Lacesylph (mphelmsman)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 May 2022
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Nests-With-Predators spends a night away from her two-legs. This is not without consequences.
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- Part 1 of Kittens and other small Catastrophes
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Firelight by SailorChibi
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Apr 2022
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The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.
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Aubry was willing to raise little Julian, if it had come to that.
He's not sure how that translates to the slowly amassing swarm of children around him, but that's out of his control. -
Good News! by LemmingDancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
18 Apr 2022
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Lambert, who has been charged with getting Kaer Morhen’s life support systems up and running after many decades of abandonment, has some good news and some bad news for the council of Kaer Morhen.
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- Part 2 of The Arbiters
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Must Brave the Thorns [Podfic] by EphemeralWave
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Original Work
18 Apr 2022
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Original author's summary:
Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.
To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.
Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.
Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.
And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.
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Fluttered with Sun and Shade by FrozenInSpace
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Apr 2022
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It's Milena's second birthday at Kaer Morhen.
It's a lot different to the first.
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The Cat Who Got the Cream (Livi Gets Some) by GabrielsLilBitch
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Apr 2022
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The cunnilingus Oliwia Bartol has deserved since she walked from Redania to Kaer Morhen
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The Arbiters by LemmingDancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
06 Apr 2022
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Humankind cannot police itself. Space travel should have heralded a new age of enlightenment, but strife persisted. Theft, murder, famine. War. Catastrophe upon tragedy, often perpetrated by those who had sworn to protect.
Thus, the Arbiters were created. They are judge, jury and executioner all in one synthetic being, neither man nor machine but something in between, and universally hated. And Arbiters are safe to hate, for they have no feelings to hurt.
Or so everyone thought. Jaskier is rapidly discovering otherwise.
In which Roach is an eternal psychic spaceship, Geralt is charged with protecting the universe, and Jaskier is, well, a bard.
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- Part 1 of The Arbiters
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While working in Milena and Lambert's rooms, Livi loses track of where she is and finds comfort despite her embarrassment.
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- Part 1 of AWAU Inspired
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Lambert of the Wolf School was dead.
No, there wasn't a body, but they had his medallion to prove it, and other pieces had cropped up in one town or another after that. The other wolves must have hunted hard to find the whole armor-set — sentimental loyalists that they were — but there it was, full and complete and still stained brown where the blood had set into the fabric.
It was greying with dust in Kaer Morhen, when Geralt of Rivia beheaded the Kaedwen King, and still in one piece when he came back again. It had begun to disintegrate when the new Warlord of the North barricaded himself in a long-emptied bedroom with nothing but Lambert’s armor set to keep him company. It met an ignominious end crumbling to moth-eaten pieces when the Wolf-Cub of Kaer Morhen tried to put it on to see what a set of Witcher armor felt like when it was riding up your ass in real life.
Thankfully, Lambert turns out to be a bit sturdier than his armor.
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- Part 1 of Silver is for Monsters You Know