16 Works in Insecure Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch

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    Simon is sad. Baz tries to make his day better by cooking his favorite meal.

    Hence the disaster.

     

    This is a super late birthday gift for my lovely friend Tata, hey you! happy late birthday!

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    Natasha Grimm-Pitch The Second is scared of monsters under the bed. She knows it’s irrational because her dads wouldn’t even let a vampire near her, let alone under her bed.

    Right?

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    “Get away from me, Snow,” he hisses. “I’m a dangerous mess. I don’t want to hurt you.”
    His voice is shaking. I’d say it’s with anger, but I know him better than that.
    “Simon,” he whispers, “Please.”
    I want to reach out and take him in my arms. I can’t bear to sit by while he falls apart like this. I don’t want to leave him. I want to comfort him and hold him and tell him everything will be ok.
    But a part of me wants to run.

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    Simon adopts a cat. Baz pretends to hate him. It's probably safer for everyone this way...

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    Baz’s hand is moving under his pants and I keep panting for some reason. (Probably in anticipation of finally uncovering all his plots.)

    Why hasn’t he taken off his pants? Wouldn’t it have been easier for him, more to see? I mean fewer movements, less restrictions for him because I definitely don’t want to see more.

    What I’m trying to say is that it makes sense to take the pants off while wanking. It’s just common sense. It’s for his benefit, not mine. I don’t even want to watch.

    Oh, Merlin, Baz is arching his back, his stomach is flexing and I can’t look away. He’s so fucking fit and apparently very sensual too. Unfortunately, I can’t see his face clearly from over here. 


    Starts summer before Watford 8th year.

    One month into the summer break, Simon decides it's time to uncover all of Baz’s plots.

    Luckily for Simon, there is a nice tall tree outside of Baz's bedroom window in Hampshire.

    What is Baz doing during his summer break exactly?

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    "Missing?" I repeated. "Where?"

     

    Penelope looked at me like I was mad, which was fair. But, Crowley, I'd only just got out of the shower, and there she was at my flat telling me that Simon disappeared in the middle of the night and she'd no one else to turn to. What's a guy meant to do with that?

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    I can almost imagine him here with me; his hand on my cock, squeezing and pulling with his big calloused hands.

    I wonder if it’s true what they say — the bigger the hands the bigger the cock. If it is indeed the case then Snow must be exceedingly well endowed.

    I think I’d like a big cock at my disposal. I may have an idea or two where I’d like to put it.


    Baz and Simon spend quarantine in their room at Watford. How are they going to survive being locked in together and how will they deal with all the pent up frustration?

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    Simon wakes up to Baz crying in the middle of the night.

     

    Alt Au with Snowbaz as childhood friends

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.



    I got Baz’s suit jacket and button up off. I’m shirtless myself too — Baz took care of that.

    We managed it all while still snogging.

    That’s pure dedication right there. I let my fingers linger on the waistband of his trousers. I’m not sure if this is too much.



    Their first time — the intimate scene from chapter 4 of End of the line.

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    He cried again. He couldn't do it. He was scared shitless. Terrified. He wanted Simon there, next to him.
    Simon.
    Simon.
    He let the thought of him take him over. He closed his eyes.
    Simon.
    Simon.
    Simon.

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    Baz is sitting in class and starts doodling all kinds of Snowbaz stuff in his notebook.

    When he’s snapped out of his musings and realises he’s doing it, he starts blushing. And then - curse his luck - the teacher calls on him to answer a question.

    He just starts blubbering and stammering and since Simon is there, its even worse.

    After class, he’s visited by Simon before he can sneak off to their room to take a nap and Simon insists of Baz telling what he was writing in his notebook because he thinks that Baz is plotting something.

    Baz refuses but Simon grabs it and before he’s able to open it, Baz lights it up on fire and then watches it burn to ashes.

    After Baz leaves, Simon becomes hell-bent on figuring out what was in that notebook.

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    I’ve learned a lot about Baz since we’ve been dating, but nothing is as surprising as his countless and irrational insecurities. (I guess that’s what years of unrequited love do to a person.)

    Luckily, in addition to his problems, I’ve also learned how to solve them.

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    Missing scene on Christmas eve.

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    Tyrannous Basilton Grimm-Pitch doesn’t know how to fucking relax.
    They’re all at a lovely beach, the sun is shining, the water is sparkling, and Baz looks like he’s sitting uncomfortably close to a smelly person on the train. All tense shoulders and legs tucked together, hands clasped in his lap. Even his expression is all scrunched up in more general distaste than usual.
    Penny and Micah are swimming out in the water, splashing and laughing and flirting. Simon was hanging out with them, but when he glanced back at the beach, he saw his boyfriend sitting despondently under the umbrella, his shirt and shoes still on, lanky body tucked up onto a towel.

     

    (The gang is at the beach and Baz is determined not to enjoy himself. Simon has other plans)

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    Baz and Simon go on a road trip, but it doesn't go great.

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    Baz loves Simon. Is it mutual, though?

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