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    Sherlock Holmes was 89% sure that John was his soulmate. In a world were you recognize your soulmate only then when their wings suddenly show and when desperate and eternal love is promised, John was making sure to turn that 89% into a 100% guess.

    Or, just another fanfiction about the Reichenbach Fall episode except that Sherlock doesn‘t really fall in this one.

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    So....people actually read that other mess. Even after I mentioned I was going to fix it. Jesus. Okay, so here is the edited version. Fuck it. Enjoy. This was the worst headache in the world to edit. I'm sorry you actually tried to struggle through reading the original speech to text nightmare version, you brave souls.

    Anyway. Here ya go. Happy Holidays.

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    This was made while speed talking into speech to text. It was "written" in two 25 minute blocks and is totally unedited and just as speech to text fucked it all up. I'm NOT sorry for putting this out into the world. Enjoy.

    Update: holy shit, so people actually tried successfully or otherwise to struggle through this. My sincere apologies to all six of you. I'm now doing what I said I would never do and am editing this mess into a readable story.

    Apologies/you're welcome/I'm sorry/happy holidays/forgive me, the edited version will also be available soon.

    Update: here is the edited edition: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28126236

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    Recovering drug addict Sherlock Holmes meets supposedly permanently hospital stuck John Watson. As they become freinds- and maybe even more - they have ups and downs finding out each other’s pasts. Sherlock is shocked at how deep Johns goes resulting in a case of new stakes. Fixing old relations and creating new ones are hard to keep in this dreadful time. They never knew what was waiting around the corner.

    ~25 Chapters Is An Estimate That May Be Exceeded~Also Posted On Wattpad~Still In Regular Updates~

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    A state turned white. It was the Gasp Heard Around AmericaTM. A name popped up on the white state. MIRANDA.

    “Ooh, Miranda. When were you gonna tell us you were running?” Oak yelled.

    “Yeah, we deserve to be in the loop.” Chris flicked his forehead, earning a pout from the man.

    “Maybe it’s the hamfam.” Leslie laughed from where he was lying down.

    or

    The Hamilton reincarnation, Lin Manuel Miranda as president fic that let's be honest we all knew we needed...

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    He didn’t know what he expected, really. This was their lives they were talking about. A year ago he’d been perfectly content on his little Antarctic research base, no friends to speak of, and now he was sneaking around an alien spaceship with a P-90 in his hands and a bag of C4 strapped to his back scared that the one person in the universe he cared about more than himself was already laying on the ground somewhere, a lifeless husk with ridiculous goddamn hair. When he got Sheppard back, they were going to be having words. Right after he kissed him senseless for scaring him. And in the morning, he was going to ask Arcus about where he could find the Pegasus equivalent of a priest because there was no way John wasn’t cursed or something.

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    Or, John and Rodney try to find a more permanent base in Pegasus and nothing goes to plan, including picking up some new housemates.

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    Paul has been really mean to John lately about the last few pounds he put on. It all comes to a head when John wants to put an end of Paul's mean streak, and it becomes their first time together. Who knew?

    I don't own the Beatles, this is just a story.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    «…And now he was alone by choice, again, on the day of his birthday. It had been a lifetime since he’d had a birthday cake, but this time around he decided the number 80 deserved a special treat. One he’d been postponing long enough.
    He was craving gunpowder.
    How poetic.»

    In a world in which John lived and Paul died, John decides that 2020 will be his last year on Earth. He doesn't care to continue to live wishing he'd been the one to receive the bullet.
    On a separate, alternative world, John has been dead for 40 years, while Paul still lives. In Paul's case, though, his death is not planned.

    Brenda, the worlds-watcher, knows it. But she's a fangirl. And she hates the ending of the story, so she decides to plan a happy ending for John. He'll just have to convince Paul to live another 40 years with him first.

    [This work has been fully re-written as I'm not fond of this version, and can be found under the name of "Resurrection" in my works.]

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    В этом не было ничего особенного, ему просто нужно было попросить Шерлока обнять его. Он мог это сделать. Он просто должен был заговорить и попросить. Просто открыть рот и попросить Шерлока его обнять. Легко.

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    There was nothing to it, he’d just have to ask Sherlock for a hug. He could do it. He just had to speak up and ask. Just open his mouth and ask Sherlock for a hug. Easy.

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    This story takes place during the moments we're not shown on screen after The Hug in The Lying Detective. I would like to think that something along the lines of what I've written here took place before they went to get Sherlock some birthday cake.

    “I wish I was better at this. You deserve better from me.”

    John had regained his breath, and the tears that he’d finally let fall in front of another person began to dry on his cheeks. His nose was red, and his eyes were still full. He sniffed pointedly in that way he has; an attempt to rein in all of the pieces of himself that he’d just let me see. John Watson: Always trying to hold himself together as he was crumbling to bits.

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    “I can’t believe we’re actually moved in.” Paul said, earnest astonishment dripping through his voice.

    Laughing lightly John wrapped his arms around Paul’s middle and he could feel the nod against him rather than see it. “I know. George owes me ten quid now.”

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    Soft boys move in together and talk about it. That’s literally it. Set in a somewhat modern setting where The Beatles don’t exist or at least aren’t famous- don’t put too much thought into it, because I certainly didn’t.

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    "You're a pain in the ass."

    It really shouldn't have bothered him as much as it did. Still, he couldn't help but wonder why Rodney had broken him out of prison in the first place.

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    Part 3 of my ami_ven 'On the Run' Remix series.

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    “Right,” John states, trying to explain to himself what that outburst of glee in his veins is supposed to mean. “Okay. You’re… unattached, like me.”

    Sherlock’s still staring at him expectantly, and John licks his lips, planning ways to steer the conversation away from this awkward, wonderful mess.

    And Sherlock looks down at John’s tongue and lips, and John feels that complicated feeling again, that lurch in his heart that makes him swallow and wonder, how on earth did this man happen to someone like me?

    “Yes,” Sherlock says softly. “I suppose I am.”

     

    John’s never good enough for Sherlock Holmes; he’s just a frumpy sweater-loving ex-soldier that has no right to love Sherlock the way that he does. Sherlock, however, is prepared to change John’s mind.

    OR: 3 times John thinks he’s not good enough + 1 where Sherlock pulls his head out of his arse far enough to redeem himself.

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    Sherlock returns after the Fall expecting everything to go back to the way it was. Of course, things are never that simple.

    Sherlock believes he knows everything there is to know about John, and he certainly doesn't think there's anything that John could *teach* him. But as Sherlock and John work to rebuild the life they had together, the world's only Consulting Detective realises that he's very wrong, on both counts.

    EDIT: In celebration of 1000 hits I've reworked the story according to feedback from Finnmark regarding epithets. That's the only difference, except for a couple of minor word changes. No plot changes etc.

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    A Johnlock College AU in which John and Sherlock meet for the first time in a nightclub, and again for a second time in the classroom.

    (Full Summary Inside)

    6/17/18 New Chapter coming soon!

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    Это история о Джоне и Шерлоке; история любви, рассказывающая о 365 днях из их жизни. Повествование − нехронологическое. Каждая глава представляет из себя законченное произведение. Но при этом данная история о том, что происходит в квартире 221Б (почти) каждый день, представляет из себя единое целое.

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    John talks to Paul through a journal.

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    John knew that Sherlock could see through everyone just by looking at them and 'observing'... yet when they met, there was one deduction that never came.

    Now he was just waiting for it.

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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