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    Aziraphale isn’t running away. She is making space to regroup after she caught her husband bending his PA over the kitchen counter. (She’ll never be able to roll out pastry there again!)

    Crowley is not hiding. She is taking a moment to recover from a stressfully successful career in sales. (And all the questionable life decisions she made to pursue this.)

    They’ve both returned to their home town and aren’t expecting to fall in love again. But with twice as much baggage and far more hurts than when they were teenagers, it’s going to take a miracle to stop history repeating itself.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/14
    Comments:
    25
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    86
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    12
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    Collections of stories of the nanny and the gardener who decided to watch over and raise the Antichrist, along with developing their relationship with one another.

    And the sort of nonsense they'd somehow get themselves into while trying to actually do their jobs.

    Language:
    English
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    4,583
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    17
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    4
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    164
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    Crawley had heard word of the famous oracle, and curiosity was in her nature to see what all the hubbub was about with this mysterious prophet. Correct predictions, a beautiful, mysterious being who seemed to be otherworldly, long, white hair-

    Oh, she should have seen this coming.

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    English
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    2,267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    24
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    165
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    Everyone called the Titanic the 'Ship of Dreams', but for Aziraphale, it was the ship of nightmares, carrying her away from her home in England, and her dreams of freedom, and towards the bleak future of her arranged marriage in America. The only spark of light in the darkness is her new and tentative friendship with the boldly intimate Crowley.

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    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    397
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    (TW FOR SELF HARM) It’s no secret that Aziraphale endured a lot of emotional and verbal abuse at the hands of her fellow angels. What was a secret was just how much it took a toll on her. When Crowley finds out, she knows she can’t let it go on, and sets out to show Aziraphale just how perfect she really is

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    English
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    2,696
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    243
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    "'Gabriel’s going to propose to me at prom.'

    Crowley tore her eyes wide open before she would erupt in nervous laughter.

    'Ha ha, you devout Christians sure know how to get it on-'

    'Antonia!' Azira cried out, fidgeting with her chastity ring. 'He said I wouldn’t be needing this one for any longer soon!'

    Immediately, Crowley’s laughter died on her lips."

    -

    Azira maybe didn’t know about God’s ineffable plan for her life or how to do taxes herself, but she knew for sure that fantasizing about your best friend while involuntarily making out with your boyfriend was quite the precarious issue.

    Or: Two oblivious idiots dream about ruining their friendship because they want to be lovers instead. Inspired by "Jenny" by the Studio Killers aka. THE lesbian pining song

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2434
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    It's Valentine's Day, but Elizabeth Fell isn't happy at all. Miss Ashtoreth, fed up with the governess's sour mood, is determined to get to the *bottom* of things, even if it takes sternly pushing the girl to her limit. Luckily, it shapes up to be a steamy, sexy, sugary sweet holiday, after all, complete with delightful gifts and a special ~double feature~ in the end.

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    English
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    4,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1215
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    Zira Fell is instantly smitten with a model ( a one Antonia J. Crowley) her dear friend Anathema has in a fall themed photo shoot before she knows it her friend and her employer, madam Tracy play match makers to get the pair together.

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    English
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    70,778
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1865
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    An archive of my Good Omens art. Featuring Soft husbands/partners, snake Crowley (both smol and as a big lad), too many plants, and no small degree of both angst and tenderness.

    Chapter 1 is a table of contents with image descriptions.

    (also, I am always open to requests and suggestions <3)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    950
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3469
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    Crowley is surprised to find that Aziraphale has never tried out a vulva before. The demon decides that a little fun education and experimentation is in order, and teaches Aziraphale how to get the most fun out of her new body style. Featuring both masculine and feminine Crowley and Aziraphale, but mostly femme both. Obviously NSFW.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1130
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    Crowley and Aziraphale go shopping for some wardrobe basics.

    Written for Mielpetit/mielpetite's Ineffable Valentines prompt list, Day 7 - My angel is the centerfold/Devil with the blue dress on.

    This is the prequel to "Equal and Opposite," which explains where Crowley's dress came from (not shown: Aziraphale convincing Crowley to wear said dress in public, which might make a fun ficlet on its own someday).

    There's part of a longer, unpublished fic I'm working on where Crowley asks Aziraphale why he tends to stick with one gender so much, and he replies that its a) habit and b) he'd need a whole new wardrobe; Crowley offers to take him shopping sometime. This fic shows part of that shopping trip. It was fun to write them from an outsider’s perspective. I tend to think that others would find them either adorable or annoying (depending on how grumpy the bystander is).

    Does mentioning lingerie put this into "Teen" category? I never know, so I'm being cautious with my ratings.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?

    And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?

    It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn starts in chapter three.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,827
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    525
    Bookmarks:
    121
    Hits:
    5660
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    When a dragon moves into a cave in the mountains above the village of Paradise Falls, Aziraphale is chosen to be the virgin sacrifice to ward it off, which is the last straw, really. Meanwhile Crowley never asked for a virgin sacrifice and isn't interested in a virgin sacrifice. She is interested in Aziraphale though. Somehow, they make it work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,434
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1054
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    Aziraphale looked up, stunned, into Crawly’s wide yellow eyes, the red waterfall of his hair, the sheen of sweat on his skin, and saw every impossible thing he was feeling reflected back at him. And there were many things to think in that moment, many strange and wonderful and fearful things, but what Aziraphale would remember later was the kinship of it, the no-longer-alone-ness of it, and how it made his eyes burn and his chest squeeze and his heart sing.

    The life cycle of a love affair; the life cycle of a star. For beings older than the Universe itself, they might not be so different.

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    English
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    34,631
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    184
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    1994
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    "My name is Aziraphale Fell and I am a girl and I am eight years old. I am writing this for a school project to practice writing. I think this is stupid as I can write quite well, but I like Ms Smith so I am doing it anyway."

     

    Aziraphale's school diary quickly becomes a place for her to chronicle the friendship between her and her new best friend, Anthony Crowley.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    349
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    A tiny one-shot AU where Crowley and Aziraphale keep switching genders. It could've have been for social situations, or just for fun...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    131
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    More than three centuries have passed since the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, and Crowley and Aziraphale are still on the run from Heaven and Hell. In a dystopian cyberpunk future, Aziraphale begins to decode an enigmatic ancient text tucked in the depths of cyberspace, leading to disastrous consequences. As Aziraphale’s divinity begins to fade and Crowley’s occult desires intensify, both must fight to stay safe and together. When mechanically modified humans - armed with the combined knowledge from their old bosses and weapons of this new age - begin to target them, Aziraphale and Crowley are forced to decide if it all follows an Ineffable Plan or if their old sides have wised up as to what can be created and destroyed in this brave new world.

    Written for the Good Omens Big Bang 2019 with phenomenal artwork by @Papipoppy, and gorgeous animation by @Songbird-Of-Eden. Beta'd with love by @insertnerdyjokehere and @TheSleuth. The collaboration team of a lifetime. Big kudos to the Good Omens Big Band Mods for absolutely everything. Thank you!

    Animation by @Songbird-Of-Eden: https://youtu.be/zt7C7IhFlfE

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,179
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    336
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    A collection of my NSFW Good Omens artworks, both related to written works I've created and otherwise. Chapter titles indicate pairing and the story they're related to (as applicable), and the index at the beginning indicates any additional warnings.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2585
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    "I don't want to let go of you. Never again."

    "Crowley," Aziraphale breathed, and for one heady, impossible moment Crowley thought the miracle would be even bigger than he thought, that the embrace and the my darling would be followed with a kiss, because Aziraphale's gaze was on his mouth and there was a heat to it, as if it was tinged with desire as well as tenderness.

    ****
    6,000 years of pining.

    Collaboration with the amazing Tamsly and lonicera_caprifolium as artists for the 2020 Good Omens Big Bang.

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    English
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    37,718
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    227
    Kudos:
    409
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    4140
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    [Girls Love (versión femenina de Crowley y Aziraphale, "Ineffable wives")]

    Crowley en un principio, no tenía un interés particular en las expresiones humanas, le gustaba la música, le agradaban mucho los humanos. Sin embargo, sí tuvo una razón para terminar involucrada en la búsqueda y apreciación de pinturas, escultura, y todo el arte.

    Su razón se podía definir con una sola, palabra, con un solo nombre que pertenecía a cierto ángel.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    4,465
    Chapters:
    4/20
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    49

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