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    In the beginning there was an angel guarding the Eastern Gate of the Eden and a rather mischievous demon, causing trouble for the both of them. Little did they know that their actions will determine the fate of the whole world.

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    Hello, Hello, Hello
    This is my first fan fic and I have decided to write a long one.
    A year after the apocalypse that wasn't, we meet back up with our good friends Crowley and Aziraphale. This fic will explore there budding new relationship with some ups and downs, and eventual smut. Lots of unrequited love and anxiety issues to deal with first.
    The title is from Edgar Allan Poe's poem Annabel Lee.
    Hope you Enjoy :)

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    1/?
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    Aziraphale has problems. No one needs to tell him so, he's well aware that his issues are many and in-between. He's an agoraphobic shut-in with a bad back and a sad past. It's a rule that, to most, he isn't much worth the effort of getting to know. Crowley doesn't seem to abide by any of that. He's an enigmatic gardener with a green thumb and a smile a thousand miles wide. It's something like love at first sight; if that included a panic attack and a minor foray into bird watching.

    Aziraphale is smitten, now if only he could get past his fears and admit it!

     

    Fair warning, this story is going to contain indepth descriptions of anxiety and panic attacks, it will have mentions of heart issues, back issues, agoraphobia, anxiety, and depression. These boys are a mess, but they are a sweet adorable mess.

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    2/?
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    46
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    —Lo sé, ¡¡Por el amor de Dios!! Pero no podemos hacer tonterías —protesta Aziraphale, preocupado.

    —Tampoco nos extralimitemos —responde Crowley levantando las manos hacia él—. No estamos como para exigirnos más de lo que somos capaces.

    Language:
    Español
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    119/?
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    27
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    48
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    2
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    What if Eve never left the Earth? What if Eden returned? What if our Ineffable Idiots had to try to save the World a second time?

    Prologue Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley have been enjoying themselves in the days after the Apocawasn't. But Crowley needs a nap, and while he's asleep, Aziraphale does some serious soul searching.

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    4/?
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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters each Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    25/?
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    “So, what you gonna call this then, Angel?”

    "How to effectively co-parent your sentient appliances by A.Z. Fell & Anthony J Crowley”

    “I want my name to go first.”

    “But it was my idea.”

    “It’s about alphabetical order, see? Crowley goes before Fell.”

    “But…”

    “Anthony with an An goes before Aziraphale with an Az.”

    “Crowley…”

    “J for Just a J really goes before Z for just a Z really.”
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    Aziraphale decides to get Crowley to help him write a rather unique parenting guide. Prepare for Staged easter eggs. This Fic is an accessory work to my ongoing SFW comedy fic "Roomba of Doom" wherein Crowley adopts a demonically possessed sentient Roomba named Bob. If you haven't read it already, I'd suggest it. There's no end point to that fic, I'll keep adding chapters as long as I have material to inspire them. Feel free to send me some!

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    1/1
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    There’s complete peace between Heaven and Hell. Aziraphale and Crowley are sharing their wonderful apartment above Aziraphale’s treasured dusty bookshop, living each day of their two year marriage in complete bliss, and just when Aziraphale thought he couldn’t get any happier -
    Crowley brings up the idea of having baby!

    Crowley and Aziraphale have decided they want to have a baby. Now only one question goes left unanswered; who's getting pregnant? And can these Good Old Fashioned Lover Boys make the cut as supernatural parents? MPREG warning.

    This Book 2 of "Good old fashioned lover boy" - Good Omens ineffable husbands.
    Book 1: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23029204/chapters/55069759

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    14/?
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    “It’s always been us. It has to be now. I’d like to think that ‘our side’ trumps any head office out there or what they have to say about it."

    Our favourite celestials sort out their shit. Not very effectively, however.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    The witch’s expression was downright evil. “You’ve heard of True Love’s Kiss, haven’t you?”
    Anthony stared at her. If he’d had eyebrows instead of being a snake, they’d have touched his hairline. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
    ~
    This is a magical rom-com about an idiot besotted snake and an idiot besotted prince very loosely inspired by The Princess and the Frog, what do you want from me?

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    14
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    23
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are working to become free from their fear and the pain from the past as newlyweds. Then, Crowley’s biggest secret appears. Will this shameful act ruin their relationship? Will Crowley trust in others ability to change?

    Series
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    3/?
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    Aziraphale has no...has little interest in working with a demon. he does his duty and serves the Almighty no matter how much it pains him. It will all be for the better, surely. Crowley needs to work with someone to keep himself from being flattened by Heaven or Hell or both.

    But here in fair Camelot, a storm is brewing and an angel and a demon may have to do something before the storm breaks over their head.

    Perhaps they can come to some kind of Arrangement?

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    2/?
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    I've decided to put my art here as well! Better to have everything in one place! Be warned there will be some NSFW art in here and some story spoiler art! I'll make sure to mention warnings in the notes as well.

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    English
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    4,099
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    36
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    169
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    7705
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    Life in England was quiet after the Apocalypse did not happen; hurricanes, highway fires and demonic motorcyclists were a distant memory.
    No one remembered those two frantic and paradoxical days that had almost caused the extermination of the entire human race, apart from a handful of people counting on their fingers...

    «Hey, angel, listen. If this bookstore is a miracle, can you explain this book to me?»

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    15,358
    Chapters:
    7/10
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    Aziraphale and Crowley finally find love, but for how long. Heaven and hell need to make an example. Aziraphale is taken and tortured. Crowley tries his best to reach him in time.

    Crowley must do what he can to Make Aziraphale whole again. He needs to know what happened to the love of his life.

    Please pay attention to tags.
    explicit Sex in first chapter - First chapter is long
    Torture in second, third and fourth chapters.

    First & Second chapter beta read and edited by Della

    shesakillerqueen beta reader after that.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    It had been going so well. They’d averted the apocalypse, averted their punishments, averted further investigation or attention by their respective organizations. They were left with little to do but bask in the happy ending. Therein had been the problem.

    “Another champagne, sir?” interrupted the flight attendant.

    Aziraphale’s eyes snapped open. Oh, I shouldn’t, he thought. “Yes, please,” he said. “Thank you.”

     

    Anathema and Newt are getting married, and two of their wedding guests are in a bit of an awkward place. An all-inclusive resort with unlimited alcohol is precisely what they need to re-break the ice.

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    3/?
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    Crowley installed a life simulation game. 12 years later, Aziraphale brings it to life.
    In which an angel and a demon talk about God, gaming, and the lockdown phone call.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    4
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    2
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    A book appears in Aziraphale's shop after the Notpocalypse. And while a book in a bookstore is not something that would normally be seen as unusual, there is something about this one that just keeps bringing the angel back.

    Language:
    English
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    2,838
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    328
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    亚茨拉菲尔三十多岁,没谈过恋爱,没去过任何夜间娱乐场所,甚至没买过性爱机器人,像是活在至少三百年之前。某天晚上,他在垃圾堆里发现了一台被淘汰的机器人——性爱机器人AJC800。后来他成了安东尼·J·克罗里。
    关于“有自由意志的机器人是残次品吗”,“机器人可以有灵魂吗”,“爱是可以被计算的吗”,“机器小狗会感到快乐吗”,“负面情绪是人类触摸星空的绊脚石吗”以及“不够优秀的人类是错误代码吗”。

    Language:
    中文
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    69,987
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    23
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    57
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    8
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    448
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    While rushing out of the library, Aziraphale suddenly runs into the redheaded boy he's been watching from afar. Thanks to some interference from his best friend Anathema, he slowly learns more and more about the botany obsessed student.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,510
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    688

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