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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters each Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    A romance between two business owners of London's SoHo.

    Anthony Crowley, proud owner of Eden (Producer of Fine Flowers and Bouquets since 2008), didn't expect to find love in his life. Ever. He had his plants, and what more could a florist want? But when Aziraphale Fell, a slightly fussy, altogether chaotic bookshop owner wanders into his shop looking for a bouquet, he begins to question what he really wants at all.

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    31,244
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    56
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    99
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    11
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    1621
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    And now the angel was gone. The demon leaned limply against a tree. His eyes slipped shut, and for the first time in weeks he stopped fighting all the pain. Just let himself feel it.

    There was a quiet fluttering sound, not typical of the animals of the Garden and very close. The demon opened his golden eyes and stared straight into brilliant, smiling blue ones.

    “Found you,” said Aziraphale.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    A collection of my one-shot ficlets for my Summer Omens prompts.

    #16: garden - They’ve drank themselves into a silence, the fact of their inevitable doom hovering in the dust-speckled air.

    #17: road trip - “Watch the crumbs.”

    “Any proper road trip needs to have snacks.”

    “Not sure an hour’s drive quite counts as a road trip.” Aziraphale ignored him, happily chewing a bite of croissant. Over the background noise of Chopin’s Op. 10, “I Want to Break Free,” Crowley heard a familiar melody. “Are you humming something?”

    #18: berries - The first fruit reddens early that second summer. He’d planted them on a whim, one of many quiet guesses in a year spent discovering new ways to tease a smile onto Aziraphale’s lips. Living together – with no rules, no expectations save their own – had opened a door that had been locked for six thousand years.

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    12,204
    Chapters:
    20/30
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    70
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    75
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    10
    Hits:
    1112
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    A collection of ficlets based on the delightful Summer Omens challenge created by asparkofgoodness.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    22/30
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    821
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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    14/?
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    Prima della mela, o del regalo di una spada fiammeggiante, la storia di Crowley e Aziraphele è iniziata con un segreto.
    E una parola. Ma nessuno dei due lo sapeva al tempo.
    O, la storia di due entità soprannaturali che percorrono la lunghissima e tortuosa strada dell'amore.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    Aziraphale breathes in under his fingers, gives a soft moan when Crowley’s hands sneak inside his open shirt. He begins to relax in his arms, little by little, letting his head loll back, leaning more and more onto the demon behind him. Yes. Lean on me. I will take care of everything for you. I will take care of you.
    The only good angel in Creation. His angel, the one being that fits perfectly alongside him. The one fixed star in his universe, his centre of gravity.

    ☀️

    Crowley has his own way to distract Aziraphale from his melancholy thoughts.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    Crowley may or may not catch Aziraphale sleeping.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    77
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    There was little about Aziraphale that escaped Crowley's notice.

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    1/1
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    When Crowley and Aziraphale escaped their superiors, free to at last be on their own side, there was one thing they hadn't considered: what if they got discorporated?

    Crowley learns this after being hit by a car. His body is destroyed, and his demonic soul is forced back to Hell. Once again, he is in the hands of those who would happily see him destroyed. But this time, they decide to let it linger, torture him until he begs for extinction. Crowley's only hope for salvation is to accept the deal proposed by his jailor: Oleander, the Poison Demon. That deal? She will help him escape Hell, but only if he agrees to take her with him, and teach her how to live among humans.

    The deal goes off without a hitch...until Hell has an epiphany, and Heaven senses another constant, demonic presence on Earth.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    11/14
    Comments:
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    22
    Bookmarks:
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    Collection number NINE of our multi-fandom traipse through the alphabet!

    Series
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    Chapters:
    8/26
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    220
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    Mr. Aziraphale Z. Fell is a respectable bookshop owner who becomes a regular at a Soho strip club when he comes across a redheaded exotic dancer that he just can't get off his mind.

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    17,290
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    151
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    26
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    For any of you who never fit in, you're in good company.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    NSFW fanart for Good Omens, specifically aziraphale/crowley.

    mostly soft, pastel and full of shippy lovey-dovey mush because that's what i enjoy.
    content warnings are included in the table of contents and in each chapter summary. tags will be added as needed.

    Language:
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    Words:
    208
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
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    303
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    3189
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    335
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    We may all remember the picture of a certain dress that went viral in 2015 and had people in heated debates concerning the colours of the dress. A short conversation recently reminded me of said dress and I couldn't help thinking that a certain angel and demon would most definitely have joined that debate, so here's my take on what happened some day roughly five years ago. According to the timeline in the TV series, around that time both Crowley and Aziraphale were still busy trying to influence the boy they believed to be the Antichrist, so a discussion about something as mundane as the colours of "the dress" would probably have been a welcome diversion...

    Further notes at the end...

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    Ezra Fell, a Julliard dropout disowned by his family, is hired as a PA and live-in carer of Tony Kraehstein, a larger than life conductor of New York Philharmonic.

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    3,886
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    156
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    A series of drawings based off the Husbands Traveling across the world.

    This takes place after the Not-Pocolypse. Light angst in some, bust mostly all Fluff.

    The captions are all in Aziraphale's POV. Reasons will be revealed at the end.

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    English
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    24
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Crowley was always known to be the smooth talker of things. He was the tempter of Eden. His words had power and control. But when sitting next to Aziraphale, words lack their luster. They fall flat in comparison. They fail in every sort of a way possible. The plan that he worked out so tediously in his head faltered in the eyes of an angel. Words that he struggled to keep in became a trainwreck at his lips as they spilled out.

    "I want you to pack your bags, angel."

    Week 25 prompt: "Seaside Getaway"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    2
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    8
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    2
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    70
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    Crowley y Zira llevan un tiempo siendo novios formales. Su amor es más fuerte que nunca, y su vida sexual poco a poco se hace más plena, a medida que Zira va perdiendo su pudor. Tras una noche particularmente ardiente, el rubio empieza a tener extraños síntomas que lo preocupan, pues piensa que ha pescado una enfermedad de los humanos. Sin embargo, después de un desayuno desastroso en casa de Ana, la joven expone una teoría mucho más sorprendente sobre la causa de su malestar: ¿y si está esperando un hijo de Crowley?

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    57,559
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    636

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