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    Aziraphale pours for them in Mesopotamia, in Greece, in France. Crowley raises his glass in inns, in restaurants, in the Soho bookshop.

    "What shall we toast?" he asks, and it echoes down the ages, a smooth, sliding spiral that comes around and around, but never quite in the same place.

    Aziraphale smiles fondly. "To us."

    Crowley only hesitates a moment, because it's been hard to wait, but Aziraphale all but promised him this moment was coming the night he handed over the holy water. There are spirals here, too.

    If you have found your way here via a particular tag, please see the index in Ch1.

    Language:
    English
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    14,065
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    15/27
    Comments:
    292
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    335
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    43
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    Fallow up to 'Unwanted Guests'
    One grumpy demon reevaluates what they know about a rather undervalued employee.

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    English
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    1,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    15
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    1
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    Dagon will never be alone.

    Series
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    English
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    680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    17
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    95
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    Fifty short stories based on randomly-generated word prompts. Mostly Ineffable Husbands silliness and fluff. Rating subject to change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,921
    Chapters:
    24/50
    Comments:
    593
    Kudos:
    1547
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    8571
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    gabriel falls blah blah the end

    Language:
    English
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    490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    87
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    與別西卜的一夜激情後,加百列確信自己愛上了地獄王子。现在,他决心找出求愛的一百種方式,並向對方證明他的愛是無比真實。(提示:別西卜喜歡的求愛方式很……特別。)

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    中文
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    25,194
    Chapters:
    4/12
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    14
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    272
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    Aziraphale Sanctus is a devout Christian, a perfect babysitter, a model student, and an all-american boy.

    Anthony J. Crowley is a occultist of sorts, an absolute shit, filled with queer rage, and an all-american reject.

    They couldn't be more different and yet...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,260
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    512
    Kudos:
    788
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    6605
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    After the Armageddon that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale settle into their new, independent lives. They stay in touch with their human friends, but, mostly, are enjoying a quiet life in the countryside.

    All that is about to change. Heaven and Hell have countless plans that operate on a need-to-know basis...and Aziraphale and Crowley didn't need to know. But now they will, as they find themselves in the sudden possession of the byproduct of one of those plans.

    Or, "Crowley and Aziraphale end up with a baby and chaos ensues."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,846
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    81
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1423
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    ”I expected nothing of you, I really did,” Gabriel murmured, wiping blood from his cheek.

     

    “And you saw how well that worked out,” His lover murmured, a wicked grin on their blood soaked lips.

     
    The Champion of Heaven is sent to fight the Prince of Hell. He finds himself crawling back for more, and more. At what point does fighting for honor become addiction?

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    2,780
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    130
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    Le collège de Juniperfield a été fondé par Dieu elle-même, dans une autre réalité, une réalité ou l'apocalypse a dérapé et ou il était nécessaire de donner une seconde chance à ses anges et ses démons.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    6,596
    Chapters:
    8/21
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    56
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    Heaven won.

    On paper that sounds like a good thing in reality not so much though.

    But one side begins to remember.

    Let's just say that the angels want back what they think is theirs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,083
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2246
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    NaNoWriMo - Day 17

    I was asked to write something funny. I hope is successful!

     

    God works in mysterious ways. She likes to have fun, though...

    Language:
    English
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    521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    146
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    Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about.
     

    Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,100
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    768
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    18005
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    Gabriel falls from Her Grace, and has to learn to live with what's happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,861
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    112
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    Gabriel and Aziraphale DiAngelo are working at the Chez Mall because their parents think that they need to learn a sense of responsibility. Gabriel got a job at the GAP. The Hot Topic across the hall from his store is going to be a problem, and Gabriel is, above all things, a problem solver.

    This is a one-shot, which I wrote to take a break from my mega project in the GO fandom. I may need other breaks. If that happens, you're getting Aziraphale the Mall Cop, on a Segway. And Anthony J. Crowley working the mall information kiosk. Anathema owns a crystal/head shop in the mall. The rest of the angels work at the GAP. And the rest of the demons work at the Hot Topic.

    The track list for the "Get Along" tape is in the end notes.

    Gabriel and Aziraphale are "Italian Twins" (AKA Irish Twins, Latin Twins--born less than a year apart) and are the same age, 16, when this starts. Gabriel is driving (illegally) on a learner's permit.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
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    This is a direct continuation from Going Down In Flames Part 3 of Rise From The Ashes series- much of this is standalone but some bits may not make much sense if you haven't read that.

    What comes after the end of the story? When our characters go on to live their lives, having conquered their trials and challenges? Why don't we get to hear the rest of the story?

    "And they lived Happily Ever After"

    What does that even mean? Especially when you are an angel and a demon who will live forever?

    What will life be like for our Ineffable Husbands as they make their home permanently within humanity. How will that change them further? And what will Heaven and Hell do about it?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,053
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    759
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    Gabriel feels lost after The Great Plan was nothing but a boondoggle. So he finds himself on earth in small and dangerous arms. After one drunken night the archangel can't seem to stay away from the demon, even though they are supposed to be enemies. Using 'keeping an eye on the two traitors' as an excuse, Gabriel attempts to discover these new feelings he is having and figure out why he feels like this has happened before. With the two leaders of heaven and hell preoccupied with each other, their subordinates decide to take restarting the Apocalypse into their own hands.
    This will contain violence, mature sexual content and dead naming, each chapter will have their own warning in the notes be cautious. This is my first fic so any advice is welcomed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,937
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2156
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    A Pre Fall Soulmate Story with the ineffable bureaucracy and the ineffable husbands.

    Language:
    English
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    5,133
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1064
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    Far from any city, near the Scottish coast, Tadfield College has a celebrated history, an unrivaled academic reputation, and two departments at war. When the Biology and English departments are forced to share a building, Senior Lecturer and botanist Anthony Crowley finds himself drawn into the orbit of the polite but strange English professor, Dr. Aziraphale Fell. As the new term begins, two academics navigate the politics of both their offices and academia, and try to solve the puzzle of one another.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,885
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    246
    Kudos:
    379
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    2994
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    After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

    Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

    Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,631
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    513

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