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    Summary

    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667,930
    Chapters:
    130/130
    Comments:
    573
    Kudos:
    1062
    Bookmarks:
    255
    Hits:
    124363
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    Summary

    You never had any real friends. But, you always had someone very close to you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    591
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    46
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    Ignis Clink, a lonely, sociopathic man with an interest towards antiques, wanders inside of a shop one evening, hoping to buy something for his home. A particularly beautiful one catches his eyes, and he can’t bring himself to leave it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,887
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    1597
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    Down the road, over the bridge constructed in the 1700s, and inside the Striped Cat Thicket woods, there was a secluded garden.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251
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    Konrad Curze gives into his carnal desires and makes dirty love to his one true love. The beloved Mayonnaise

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    463
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    323
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    176
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    Tomiki has graciously asked her sister to fill up her new waterbed while she's away for the day. Tomoko, being a deranged pervert, hopes this will get her into her sister's pants. She fills the waterbed, for sure...just with anything but water.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    1125
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    Kuso is a man who lives in a house with his older sister Shisuta. He is a fairly successful man, who had a healthy sex life and steady income before COVID-19 hit. His sister suggests he do something hilariously dumb, and he goes along with it just for shits and giggles, but ends up going a bit too far with his own fantasy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    391
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    Summary

    I welcome you to one of the only cannon ships, personally my favourite ship, Guns'n'roses or Ruby Rose x Crecent Rose.

    Technically incest?

    This maybe part of a bigger whole, either way, enjoy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    172
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    Summary

    The Dovahkin finds themself at the unforgiving hand of magic and lust. Both nature and man are not safe for the Dovahkin to wander near, but the poor Hero of Skyrim doesn't quite know that.

    Suggestions: Open

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,379
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3588
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    Summary

    Apollo and Charley get up to more late-night antics, alongside a certain AI assistant. This gets very weird, very quickly so all the viewer discretion warnings apply.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    577
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    161
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    Agent 8 finds herself in an unfamiliar train station, and immediately gets attached to the first being that's been vaguely kind to her in 22 years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,971
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    343
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    Summary

    Sammy has always been a farm hand slave tasked with taking care of the sexual needs of the animals, right?

    Each chapter is a new filthy story but they are all connected in different ways.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,011
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    1020
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    108217
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    Summary

    Taehyung explores more things that make his belly tickle, perhaps a little too focused on feeling that amazing rush.

    Or; Taehyung humps his teddy bear.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    7245
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    Summary

    Pearl gets turned into a sex toy, amethyst gets horny and decides to use her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,289
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1460
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    Summary

    The Marauders test out their first invention, a vibrating Nimbus 2000.

    Written for Hermione's Nook Cards Against Muggles Crack Fest!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    374
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    Summary

    Being the not so child friendly adventures of a group trying to find their way home out of the world of Dungeons & Dragons...all while Eric and Presto continue to fail at sex.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,163
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    127
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    Peter has known nothing but the God Stark his entire life. The blessings he gives; and the cruelty he can deal. When Peter comes of age he must begin the next phase of his worship to the God - Sexuality.
    But Peter has never been good at following rules, and he does the one thing that no man is permitted to do.
    He touches.

     Please note this fic begins with Tony as an inanimate object (statue).

    Now with amazing fanart by MagicFishHook. Link in the notes!.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    687
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    7739
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    There is a legend, passed down through the generations, that he or she who can please the god will see him made flesh, and he will come down from his mountain and bless the nation with his presence. He will plant a child in every bearer and see everyone rewarded with riches and unending food. It will be paradise on Earth.

    But a King needs a Queen. Hannibal will be that Queen; he knows it is his destiny, has felt it writ into his bones from the first moment he drew conscious breath.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    327
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2696
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    Summary

    Zeke Yeager turns into coffee and Reiner Braun accidentally drinks him. Ymir Fritz realizes what happened and turns Zeke back to normal.

    Warning, this one's pretty weird.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,397
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    225

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