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    Almost immediately after the war, Harry Potter took his godson and Andromeda and left England behind. He returned five years later; changed, healed, and a very different man altogether. Now an extremely handsome bachelor in his late twenties, and with a promising career at the Ministry, he suddenly finds his life turned upside down after unexpectedly bumping into his former school nemesis, Draco Malfoy, Prosecutor Extraordinaire.

    Is Harry going to be able to stay away from Draco? Does he even want to? And exactly how will Draco react once he discovers how the Saviour prefers to spend his free time?

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    According to the ancient lore of her people, the spoken word carries the power to create and to destroy. It is for this reason that Ven’tar always used her words judiciously, never recklessly, lest they take what is not hers to take. As she awakens in the afterlife, alone and amnesic, she discovers that her own words possess a power she never knew. Day after day, she writes to recover what once was lost, what once was... stolen. And when she finally meets her love from ages past, she wields what she has now mastered: the power of the spoken word to heal and restore to Lotor everything that had been so mercilessly stripped away.

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    13/?
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    31
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    3
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    I can do this. This is not me. I am a straight man who wants to get fucked by his own father. It doesn’t have to involve other men. I am straight… My father is the exception.

    Trystan calms himself with this thought, fully believing that this is the truth. But when this belief starts to shake, how will a teenager cope?

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    1/1
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    10
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    This story will blow your mind. Actual summary "Mindfuck." That is all.

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    4/4
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    139
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    278
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    7
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    Three years after the fall of King Gorge, Chase and his allies are still travelling. On a relaxing getaway to Banana Island, Albert and Chet serve Chase a scrumdiddlyumptious breakfast in bed.

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    Awsten fucks Geoff with his toothbat. Enough said.

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    Cat has used her media empire to expose the criminal activities of a dangerous mob who've been trafficking aliens. When she has to go into witness protection, the agent in charge puts her in the safest place she knows: a convent that's been a refuge to aliens and humans alike, including that agent's own sister.
    Less than pleased to be facing down her own lapsed Catholicism, Cat finds unexpected beauty in the enforced simple life. But when her desire is sparked, it leads to acts that are decidedly less than holy.

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    1/?
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    you were feeling a bit nostalgic that day. you were sitting at your kitchen table and going through an old photo album until your schmaltz-tinged gaze met that of a photo that should have never been there - a photo that didn't contain you or any of your family members - but instead, your childhood bully. christian emmerich, or, as your daughter seems to know him, blixa bargeld.
    how could you not go on a rampage after learning what kind of music he made?
    and how did you wind up in a jail cell with him of all people?
    (blixa bargeld x reader dont like do read or else)

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    2/?
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    Long ago in the land of Cybertron a Kingdom called Iacon stood proudly as a beacon of wealth and power. It was a beautiful and rich Kingdom with a wise and just ruler named Ultra Magnus. In this Kingdom there was a rule about children. The first born son and the first born daughter would be named the heirs. They would be the most nurtured and have more power, while any sons or daughters born after them would not. So what is Optimus the child without any power supposed to do when Sentinel starts a war with Kaon and Vos?

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    17/?
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    30
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    YQY stops being indecisive.

    If amnesia!SJ was my grumpy trash-fire toddler, and pills and profanity MQF my accidental crack step-child, this fic would be the monster in the closet.

    Heed the tags.

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    1/1
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    20
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    After an unaccounted for detour, the Ghost crew consisting of Kanan, Hera, and Zeb find themselves stranded on Batuu with an empty fuel tank.

    Back at Black Spire Outpost, Kanan resorts back to his old job at the local cantina to try and raise funds for gas, but opts to keep this nightly occupation a secret due to more than just drinks being served. Kanan encounters an old acquaintance with a dark secret, and his feelings for Hera continue to intensify the longer they are together and the more that details are revealed.

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    3/3
    Comments:
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    20
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    2
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    In Victorian England, virgin William pleasures himself with a candle, or,
    Of medicinal anal orgasms and their beneficial effect on neurotic young gentlemen.

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    1/1
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    3
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    It all began the night after the primus. Gannicus is to leave the next day and Crixus wants Gannicus to remember him always.

    Then it became apparent to the Gaul how little self control he has even when it comes to those he loves.

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    80,781
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    474
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2087
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    Instead of killing of the other girls, Monika decides to shrink them and keep in her house to use as sex slaves so that they can’t be with the Protagonist; the closest thing to the Player she has.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    365
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    83
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    2
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    This piece of fiction is not suitable for anyone. Please, read the tags carefully. Tags will be updated each chapter.

    Aron Grant and his team work for Pychros, a research facility doing groundbreaking exploration in the medical field. The team is not comprised of scientists. They instead get sent out to do the grunt work. Usually, when it is expected that the area or subjects of research might be dangerous.

    The six of them are sent of on a mission to collect samples from rakher, a rare species of large insectoid animals, but they get in way over their head.

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    10,860
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    9
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    107
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    19
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    After weeks of spying on Smart, watching him use a carrot of all things for self-pleasure, Ziegfried finally snaps and storms in to show Smart how it's really done.

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    1/1
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    You can love your family, but you can't love your family. Melissa disagrees.

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    Or the one where Melissa becomes obsessed with little omega Stiles and his big alpha daddy. She makes plans to get them both and brings Scott along for the ride.

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    24,212
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    861
    Bookmarks:
    107
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    Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have had a three-fold bond - soul, mind, and magic - since the age of seven. They are now eleven and ready for Hogwarts, but is Hogwarts ready for them? Harry, abused by the Dursleys and sold into slavery, had nearly become an Obscurus. Draco, stolen as a baby and abandoned in the Muggle world, spent over a year as a sex-slave. Fate brought them together, and together they fought for their freedom and overcame desperate odds to survive. Now, magically powerful and with two years of Malfoy training, Draco is ready to take on anyone who gets in his way of protecting Harry and stopping the Dark Lord. Standing at his side, an equally powerful Harry is determined to make sure Draco wins.

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    English
    Words:
    322,086
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    1740
    Kudos:
    1718
    Bookmarks:
    346
    Hits:
    66239
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    A father craving for his own son is so unheard of.
    But maybe that is because no one ever admitted to it.

    And why hasn’t any of this ever make it on the news?
    Maybe no father has ever had the balls to really get himself to do it.

    But not Jack. Not Jackson Morrison.

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    English
    Words:
    19,655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4188
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    Casey's art class goes on a field trip at the Philadelphia Zoo to participate in the overnight program.

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    English
    Words:
    15,750
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1464

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