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    Long ago, an alien came from the stars to conquer the planet. But by the will of a 12 year old nerd, it would not come to pass!

    Eventually the rivalry they shared cooled into a mutal peace. Neither ever expected to discover that the other was thier PERFECT MATCH!

    And so begins our tale of suppressed feelings, memes, and ugly truths. How will this end? WE DON'T KNOW EITHER, SO STAY TUNED!

    (Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim or the characters. There are also a few outfits we borrowed from a few different comics. I'll point them out in the future! Anyways!... Enjoy!)

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    Jaskier teaches the Wolf Witchers the fun of an extended night of pleasure. Featuring prostate milking with unusual kitchen implements.

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    Izuku isn’t sure how she got into this mess, but she also isn’t sure she wants it to stop anytime soon. Never in a million years would she have thought she’d be into something this debauched.

    A series of one-shots.

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    "I told you, Calum loves Luke, like, for real, it's crazy," Michael seemed to have lost his jolly mood, "and if you know what's right for you, you will stay away from him."

    I acknowledged that as a threat from both Calum and Michael, the latter at least stuck to implicit threats, unlike the former barbarian on my back. Michael will never admit it, but he doesn't have to; I know he likes Luke too, but what I know better is that I like him more.

    -X-X-X-

    Limerence - a state of mind which results from a romantic attraction to another person and typically includes obsessive thoughts and fantasies and a desire to form or maintain a relationship with the object of love and have one's feelings reciprocated.

    -high school
    -2014 5sos
    -everyone loves luke
    -it's kinda like they're fighting over him which i find extremely cute don't ask why

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    Requests open if anyone ever reads these. I might be stuck in 2014 though, don't mind that. Also, I ain't doing nothing but Luke-centric ones, don't even try to convince me otherwise. Have a wonderful day and please enjoy!

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    Shouto has been obsessed with meeting you again ever since a chance encounter on a rainy April night. Not only do you barely remember this meeting, you also can't tell the difference between affection and an urge to kill - you've never held a boy's hand in your own, only a knife. Now you have someone, and a straitlaced prospective hero, at that, vying for the attention of you, a budding serial killer with a roulette wheel for a moral compass? But perhaps you two can make this work... After all, Shouto's not quite so moral as you initially assumed, unless him following you home, attacking people who so much as breathe in your direction, and, perhaps most disconcerting of all, reveling in the fact that your urge to kill him means that you return his feelings count as 'good'. Add in the fact that you're not quite the scofflaw you attempt to present yourself as, and you've got a recipe for disaster. And also Dutch apple pie, but that's a whole other story.

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    A little fun in the kitchen for Callen and Sam.

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    A smirk went across her face as his chest rises, his voice screeching through the gag. A beautiful sight before her. Rope wrapped around pale skin with a petite yet strong physique. His night black sky hair tossed back when he ties to close his legs from the sheer agony he’s in. And all she did was smirk. Smirk all the way as his state of mind is slowly becoming broken.

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    After the Thawing, Elsa and Anna's renewed relationship has grown more intimate, however, Elsa begins to worry about a strange change in Anna's behavior and the state of their new relationship, but she soon discovers the shocking truth, Anna has powers like her! But how, and why is Anna keeping it a secret?

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    " “What was it you wanted to speak to me about?” Cullen asked as he knelt at the small fireplace, adding a log to feed the flame; naked without the fur caressing his neck. The warm flicker of the growing fire shimmering against his breastplate.

     

    “Comman-”

    “Cullen” he looked to Evelyn, light playing across his face. “By the Maker, I’m sick of titles today, aren’t you?” "  
    ~

     
    A creative imagining of how their relationship develops whilst helping each other and themselves through their struggles with their mental health issues/histories and ever mounting workloads within the Inquisition.
    We'll be touching on the main points DA:I, for cannon and momentum (trying my very best for this not to be just a retelling of the cut scenes!).
    Diverging from cannon within character dev/backstory, motivations, companion convo's and of course thus giving us 'reasons' for Cullen smut, good stuffs & some general fluffy filling in of the gaps between!
    Next Update ETA - 12/07

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    What if Hamlet falls in love with his uncle?

    An extended whirlwind romance between a young prince and the archnemesis of his clan. After the storm, a dance between two dragons ensues.

    "Sylvester, or Sevy as everyone seems to call him, is always lively and vivacious, he is able to retain a playful attitude even at the hardest of times.

    He can add colours to the chameleon, yet still finds time to smuggle a mouthful of lemony Turkish Delights at the same time".

    There’s love, there’s war, there's bad grammar and dragon sex, there you have it.

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    "I. Am going to be very hard again, very soon," Athos says, in the tones another man might use to say "I have, at long last, discovered incontrovertible proof that the spheres move at the whims of the mad, the drunk, the foolish, and the malevolent."

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    Todoroki and Bakugo have a thing for each other. They are not quite sure what that thing is, but there is definitely something there. However, it is important to the both of them that no one finds out what's going on...

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    Get ready for some filthy smut with everyone's favorite Wind God! Basically, the reader ties Fujin up with some pretty red rope so that he's balanced on his haunches and tests his ability to keep position while they try to get some work done. Ah, but there's a twist; Fujin's own sword has been set up underneath him, blade face down. How long will it take for him to make it to the wrist guard? You've just gotta read to find out.

    Please enjoy this fic where Fujin gets pushed to the edge of his limits and back. It was inspired by a prompt that I had given to the wonderful KindListender and who wrote me some lovely Fujin smut. This work was inspired by that prompt and this is kinda sorta my take on how things play out. It'll have some feelings included because as y'all know, I'm a sucker for that. Please remember to (double) check the tags! If you see something you don't like, this fic isn't for you! Get sinful and stay gucci, my dudes!

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    “when you’re blue, i’m red. i wanna kiss your neck and make you purple all over”

    bill denbrough is absolutely smitten for his best friend stanley. he dreams of being with him, and when he closes his eyes, he can pretend.

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    “Then it shouldn’t be a problem if I strip you down, tie you up, strap a collar round that noble neck of yours, and fuck with your mouth until you cry, now should it?”

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    In the world of Minecraft, there is only two truths. Build, and survive. Follow Jenny and friends in her adventures as she rediscovers this wonderful world full of fun, crafting, and... pleasure?

    Tribute to Slipperyt, a Minecraft porn animator that I admire.

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    The reception gala always marked the end of the Senate session, after which all representatives would return to their homeworlds. After tonight, Padmé would have little reason to see the senator from Shili. 

    She didn’t intend to waste the opportunity.

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    To build confidence, Lillie takes a job with the whimsical but determined painter Mina.

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    Eight of the Sydney Swans' young guns take "training in small groups" to new extremes in the form of a kinky, one-time-only orgy.

    But when some accidental aphrodisiacs and a fucked-up drinking game from the dark-web get involved, the boys have no idea what they are in store for.

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