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    With nowhere to go after his family business is shut down, Tweek is sent to a boarding school for troubled boys. He thinks his life will level out now that he's away from his parents, but the school becomes far more than he can handle.

    One of the students has gone missing, another is eerily stalking him, and a familiar face from his childhood wanders the corridors at night.

    But at least ghosts and demons aren't real.

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    Vasilisa grows, and with her, so does his desire for Pyotr’s wild, irreverent, green-eyed girl.

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    “Father?” Despite all your preparation, you can’t help the longing stare you know is on your face, as you try to keep your lower lip from visibly quivering with the word.

    “Yes, Anna?” He turns from his reading a moment later, meeting your eyes with the same kind, thoughtful gaze you have come to know he has for all.

    But right now, it’s for you.

    You swallow audibly to yourself before softly biting your lip, to put an end to its misbehaving. Standing there, blinking at him, suddenly you don’t have the words. All the words you long to say, but still fear the answer they are sure to bring. A mass of embarrassment and shame too. You abandon the idea of going there as soon as you thought you'd worked up the courage.

    “Goodnight,” manages to come out of you softly in substitution, as you begin stepping backwards toward the door. Unable to do anything about the tight knit of your eyebrows that betrays the desire, the need, you are still just as desperate to hide as you are to reveal to him. Turning quickly a moment later, you quietly open and shut the door of the rectory behind you.

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    Will Graham is a brilliant profiler for the FBI. A stubborn, blunt individual, but lovable, if shown enough trust and care. As a man who is able to empathise completely with crimes, he has the ability to slip into the mind of a killer and even become them. While Will has learned to keep his strict moral compass even in the faces of the most brutal crimes, Hannibal Lecter will undo that. Hannibal Lecter, skilled psychiatrist; charming, sophisticated. He becomes obsessed with Will, and the two men fall down a twisted rabbit hole of love and morality that will strip them both bare, while they fall into each other.

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    An RP thread set in 1930s Chicago, featuring a human Angel Dust (Ani) in his mafioso days opposite Alastor, who's devoted his life to the church as a priest, each trying to ‘save’ the other from his bonds…and featuring a third party who wants to see them both together at their worst.

    Angel written by Salppho
    Alastor written by Syntaxeme

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    Lily Blythe is Bruno’s wife in my original series.

    It took me a while to really know what her past was before him, completely anyway.

    But here it is. Sad, of course.

    Bruno and family show up eventually.

    I probably won’t work on this one for a while after the first few chapters. Just wanted to get it started.

    I’ve got so many I need to get further in 😅

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    13/?
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        “Har-” Billy gasps into the kiss, and Steve only has a moment to be gratified by Billy’s acknowledgement before he’s slipping his hands into Billy’s hair, his tongue into Billy’s mouth. The taste makes him feel… exposed. His head is foggy, like when the incense kicks up in church and his eyes mist up. He’s trembling, and he can’t let the other boy see.

        “Now” Steve breaks the kiss even though it makes his knees weak to do it. He slips the tie over Billy’s eyes, tying it swiftly at the back of his head and then holding the nape of Billy’s neck. “Kiss me like you’d kiss him.

        Billy exhales, his flush lips pouting as he sways a little.

        “Go on then,” Steve rubs the back of Billy’s neck, “How would you kiss him?”

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    Recueil sans façon ni prétention, on ne sait pas bien ce que c'est, si ce n'est que les mots sont venus, au gré du vent, proposés par Jessie à qui ce recueil est offert.

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    2/?
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    Life is good at the Abbey, until you suffer a trauma. Comfort comes in all forms, even if you feel undeserving. The Cardinal is the Cardinal, and what is broken can be mended.

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    "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination."

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    (Priest AU)

    Pastor Hackett has some concerns regarding your lack of attendance as of late.

    Purely spiritual concerns.

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    He'd always known his destiny. In dreams, in prayer and in entrails he had seen the same thing, time after time. Fate had chosen him and him alone to rule above all others, to rise through blood and strife until he finally reached the Court and took his place on the long-empty throne.

    That was his destiny. Until he broke the sigil, and invoked the wrath of the things beyond. Or their interest, which was far worse.

    But perhaps... that was also his destiny. Another trial on his road to glory. Another test. Or, perhaps, if he was cunning and clever and played his cards just right, an ally...

    Now with fanart by Naem on chapter 15!
    Now with more fanart by an anonymous reader on chapter 8!

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    It’s been a year since she slammed a plate onto Billy’s head and a year since Lucas said the words, “Demons are real.” Max is armed with holy water and salt. She has a shotgun Nancy Wheeler bestowed upon her for her fourteenth birthday and a rose quartz necklace El gave her five months ago, when Jason Carver came to town.

    She wears her hair up and keeps her defenses close.

    She’s fourteen and breaking up with someone for the first time while she stabs Eddie Munson in the leg.

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    It's a special day at the Abbey, and many hijinks ensue, entangling you with Papa III of course! You seek refuge with the Cardinal, and later, he celebrates the night with you in his own way...

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    4/4
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    A dead body gets wheeled into the morgue. Said body then walks out of the morgue. Somehow, that body ends up becoming Daniel's roommate.

    Daniel doesn't know what he did to deserve this shit.

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    A bedtime story told for a tired child. Written by a tired adult. Crowley is a fae and the romance is kinda in the background, but I like it.

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    Harry and Ron get into a fight and Mayo has to step in to settle it

    Witches Abound AU: One shot

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    For the first time in a long time, Steve felt safe with where he was. Comfortable in his skin.

    Steve stops himself; he’s been walking a very fine line with himself for betimes. But he feels he’s started to slip. It’s dangerous for an incubus to idle. To be in the same place as a mortal who can remember him is deadly. If someone were ever to see what he truly was, he would be forced to be lost again—

    Steve saw him then.

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    On a Sunday morning, you attend mass at the Satanic Abbey, followed by a very long day...

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