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    After the disastrous dragon hunt, Jaskier gives Geralt his one wish though it will cause him eternal pain to do so. Higher vampires mate for life, only ever giving their heart to their one. Unfortunately for Jaskier, he has already given his heart to the witcher without realizing it. When a vampire's one rejects their heart, they will forever live with chronic, inescapable pain for which there is no cure.

    So Jaskier sheds the skin of the joyful human bard and returns to Oxenfurt to step back into the roles he left behind--Professor Pankratz, Julian the Viscount de Lettenhove, and Dandelion the spy. With Nilfgaard gearing up to go to war, Jaskier is faced with decisions he never wanted to make, a guild to protect, a war to win, a princess to find, a sorceress to save (however begrudgingly), and a pain in his chest that only gets worse the longer the witcher is near.

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    Jaskier is left alone after the Mountains. But the world is not a peacefull place and he needs to think hard and fast about his next move if he wants to stay... well, alive might not be the problem. But the people he cares about needs him to stay silent. So he will do what he needs to be untraceable.

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    Time-stamp of one of Jaskier's birthdays.

    (Or is it?)

    [alt. titles: The Birthday Scam, or That Birthday Bastard].

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    My second incorrect quotes book, I got bored, ok?

    STARRING:
    Mama Jaskier
    Bored as Fuck Geralt
    Violent Yennefer
    Overthinking Ciri

    + everyone’s a bit batshit crazy

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    Jaskier had lived for eons. He'd been around since before the Conjunction, since before Melitele herself existed. He had lived for so long that slowly, even his brothers and sisters had called him only by his title. A name was just words to him. Whatever he was called, in the end, he would always be known as what he was—the God of Magic.

    It was his dearest Lucjan who’d given him the name ‘Jaskier’. The love of his life. The human he'd broken all laws of the universe to be with. The one whose death had led him to cause the Conjunction of the Spheres. The noble knight who had been reincarnated into the most powerful Witcher in history.

    The fearsome Butcher of Blaviken. The infamous White Wolf. Geralt of Rivia.

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    “Five things you can see, four things you can physically feel, three things you can hear, two you can smell, one you can taste.” Jaskier can hear his mother whispering it softly in his ear, he can feel her cold and dainty hands rubbing gently at his arms- he can smell the wine on her breath, and he can hear his father’s slurred, distant complaints.
    It’s weirdly comforting, in a way.

    “Books… firewood… broken tiles… cobwebs… torn tapestries…” Jaskier quietly says to himself, rocking the slightest bit as panic fills his chest.

    ———

    After Ciri plays with fire Jaskier panics. His initial reaction has Jaskier feeling like an awful man and an even worse father- just like his dad.

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    He tells himself that Jaskier is the type of man that isn’t afraid of people, isn’t afraid of touch, and loves everyone he meets. He is loud with his voice and opinions. He struggles making it true.

    or::

    It's never been easy for Jaskier to love, but he plays the part he is meant to play until he reunites with Geralt and finds himself wanting more for himself.

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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine, as well as 10 crowns and a few measly coppers to his name.

    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also encountering Witchers.
    -----
    AKA: Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, falls in love and stabs some people

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    Il était pathétique. Il en avait conscience. Et il s’est accrocher malgré avant de réaliser qu’il ne mérité même pas l’ombre dans laquelle il se cachait. La fuite avait été la seule solution. Fuir tout le monde était plus agréable que de leur faire face. C’était pour le mieux, et maintenant Jaskier allait partir pour de bon, offrant sa bénédiction à Geralt et laissant la famille sans son ombre purulente et inutile.

    Juste restait loin de Nifgaard et se terrer quelque part. Il pouvait le faire, il savais chasser et camper. Ou biens il mourrait lamentablement dans la neige mais peut être que c’était un meilleurs destin que de mourir dans une cellule d’un quelconque empire ou nation.

    Jaskier part, dévoré par l'incertitude, la peur et l'impression de n'être qu'un étranger perdu trop longtemps dans une famille qu'il ne connait pas. Le voyage ne se passe pas bien et le barde doit se laisser guérir alors que les sorceleurs, un en particulier, tente de s'ouvrir et réparer les choses.

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    “How do you think your strong will compares to a strong arm?”

    Jaskier closed his eyes and allowed himself a single, self-deprecating chuckle. “Rather badly it would seem.”

    Cahir huffed in response, releasing his hold and brushing a gentle hand down Jaskier’s hair. “You have other uses I suppose.”

    *******

    Follows on from ‘Rare Species’. Jaskier and Geralt have been separated for a year. During that time Jaskier’s acclaim has continued to flourish far and wide, until eventually he attracts the attention of an emperor.

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    Geralt takes a long time to admit that something is different about his bard. He’s loud, He complains about his clothes and his shoes, the things regular bards do (not that he would now but he assumes they do)

    Will geralt find out what his bard is? Or will he lose him to king emhyr?

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    "This is my child," says Jaskier, with an entirely straight face, hand on Ciri's shoulder.

    "And that...is..."

    "My beautiful lover," says Jaskier, earnestly, "who I will soon make an honest woman out of."

    He can hear Yennefer grinding her teeth.

    Or, post episode 01x06, Jaskier finds his tenure at Oxenfurt rudely interrupted by a Child Surprise and a witch, and becomes a family man. Shenanigans ensue.

    [Extremely canon divergent.]

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    It took Jaskier almost a month to reach the coast, but it was worth it. He arrived when the sun was just rising, making everything look like it was painted with amber and honey. The wave touched cooling on his bare feet, he sat on the sand and observed the sea with wet eyes.

    He wept and through the tears he decided. He decided to kill Jaskier.

     

    Or, Geralt and Yennefer think Jaskier is dead. He’s not. He’s living your cottagecore fantasy but he’s also learning a lot with his new friend.

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    Collection of shorts texts I wrote for Twitter first.

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    Loneliness is not a kind bedfellow. It tends to follow people around. It follows Jaskier and Geralt around. They are simply lonely beings. What happens when they meet and loneliness abandons them?

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    This is a rewrite of my other fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36253759/chapters/90375673. I decided to post it as a separate thing, rather than take down the other one.

    Geralt rescues a young girl from a horrific situation and helps her navigate through her trauma as he grows into his role as her new parent.

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    “Got anyone in today?” He wonders, nodding to the dark green door that leads to the mortuary downstairs. “The paper says there’s been a car crash.”

    Geralt shakes his head. “No one in yet. But I’m sure they’ll start coming soon.”

    [alt. titles: You Won't Believe Who's Inside Geralt's Mortuary, or, The Meet-Cute].

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    When Geralt sees the body on the table, he shakes his head with something akin to fondness.

    [alt. title: Mortician Geralt and The Bastard Who Just Won't Die].

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    Time moved differently for witchers and humans. All too soon age had caught up with Jaskier. Or had it?

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