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    Brienne Tarth is tired of being Brienne the Virgin. Brienne is also awkward, shy, has no time for dating, and doesn't want to figure out how to broach the topic of virginity if she ever does date again. Enter Jaime Lannister: her handsome colleague who is also perpetually single, much to Brienne's confusion. But as tends to happen, the perfectly reasonable solution to a perfectly ridiculous problem gets a little more complicated.

     

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    “You asked me for a favor.” He places his elbows on the table, leaning over them, getting even closer to her. “And that favor was for me to sleep with you.”

     

    Brienne might have a heart attack or vomit, there’s really no way to predict at this point, both seem imminently likely. She miserably answers, “Yes.”

     

    Jaime’s eyebrows furrow again, his mouth firming in concentration. It’s possible the most painful part of this entire conversation is how well she knows his face, his expressions, how easily she can read him now.

     

    “In that case, I have questions.”

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    “They have hurt you my dear. And I have decided to help. Drink this blood when the pain becomes too much and you will have the power to return the pain that they have brought you and your family. Though I must warn. It is a path of darkness.”

    Sansa Stark takes her revenge on the Red Keep with the blood of Nosferatu.

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    1/1
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    授权翻译,詹美同人,长篇完结。原著续写,与电视剧无关。
    标题来自詹姆卷三的章节:“在这微光中,她几乎是个美人,他想。在这微光中,她几乎是个骑士。”
    每一章由不同的小伙伴翻译,首先发表于LOFTER,待更新。

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    中文
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    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    7
    Hits:
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    this is a re-written version of my story "Burn" which has already been finished

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    1
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    358
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    A Potential wedding! WHO COULD IT BE?

    It's Arya and Podrick, of course, getting married at Bristol Zoo because WHY THE HELL NOT. Plus: Sansa and Sandor are tackling new things, Robin is a teenager on a mission, Jojen is wrestling with his heartbreak, and various crackships may occur. Plenty of band karaoke, animal nonsense and a little sting in the tail...

    Part of the 'Potential' series! Best to start on Potential 1 (for the glory of Podrya) or Potential 2 aka Rebound (for the SanSan) if you are new to this nonsense! It's very much an ensemble piece these days, but with plenty of SanSan for the believers.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    100
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    5
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    When Brienne Tarth, a tough London copper, is forced to move to a sleepy town in Somerset to be their new police sergeant, she is partnered with Jaime Lannister, who is not happy about the whole deal. However, things are not what they seem in Casterly, and Brienne and Jaime end up uncovering a conspiracy bigger than anything they were ever anticipating.

    A bit of ridiculous, murderous fun to help us all forget about Series 8!

    References to a certain 2007 buddy cop comedy abound.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
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    822
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
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    Tyrion has a soft spot for the broken and downtrodden, so he's prepared a gift for the last son of a dead house.

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    1/1
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    This is the story of Brienne Tarth, recent transfer from Bitterbridge U-- her life in King's Landing is about to get way more populated than she ever anticipated.

    Also, this entire thing was basically thought up around a quote from Proust, which will probably be attributed to Olenna Tyrell in this, just because she seems like she'd agree.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    64
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    152
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    Welcome to the first installment of Game of Thrones: Seven Kingdoms. This is a retelling of the hit HBO series, where the events that take place in the Seven Kingdoms are the sole and only focus of the series. At first, the changes will be very small and very subtle. But, episode by episode, season by season, these changes will grow and come to a head during the final season.

    The story will be told in 4 seasons. The first three will consist of 8 episodes, while the fourth and final season will number at 12 episodes.

    It is important for me to preface this series by explaining that these episodes will be written out in a very loose and unstructured format. Almost as a sort of outline. This project is more of an experiment than anything else: to see what a story contained to the first three books/four seasons would look like, and how it would end. Still, I hope to make a satisfying ending to the series -- one that retains the spirit of Martin's novels and revels in the quality seasons of the HBO series.

    After all, the final season was a disappointment and the final books will never exist.

    At this point, we might have to find our own endings. This is one of them.

    Enjoy!

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    6
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    1
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    Суровый и совершенно непредсказуемый вид спорта, если его вообще можно назвать спортом. Один точный удар - и ты либо побеждён, либо победил. Другого мира он не знал... Так он думал, пока не встретил её.

    Language:
    Русский
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    25,978
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Hits:
    259
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    AU wherein Sansa/Tyrion is love at first sight.

    **Sansa has been aged up to 15**

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    Five times my muse has thought about yours, and the one time they do something about it.

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    1/1
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    3
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    He remembers when she was so happy. A pretty little bird who knew nothing of the true horrors of the world. Now this day will haunt them both for the rest of their lives.

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    1/1
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    Police Officer Gendry Waters has a personal vendetta against the illegal Lannister organization. A raid against one of their hide-outs takes place but its the gray eyes and sultry voice of the informant that gets his blood hot. Can he fulfill his vendetta and get to know this enticing informant?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    A loosely-based Hogwarts AU, covering the first four HP books (Philosopher's Stone to Goblet of Fire). The only warning to heed is that it contains the POV of an eleven-year-old Sansa to begin with.

    Sandor receives his letter from Westeros School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Sansa receives some soul-crushing news.

    (Now tagged with school staff and some things that will be relevant in the first year.)

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    Chapters:
    6/28
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
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    There’s Fuck my life and then there's Fuck my life Jaime Lannister style. The only romantic relationships he ever had are over and done with, his sister is on his ass 24/7, and the ‘50s soda shop their parents left them is more hassle than fun at this point. At least his employee Bronn, equipped with his special brand of cheer, seems to be on his side.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    1
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    Ned returns from the Tower of Joy with not only Lyanna, but the knights who'd been guarding her.

    Jaime has a more complicated time navigating his fall from honor with so many knights he'd once admired still around. Especially Ser Arthur, whose presence proves particularly tricky to deal with.

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    1/1
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    563
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    The Battle of the Blackwater Bay is here and Sansa Stark knows this is the best time she can think of to escape the Lion's Den. With help from her sassy handmaiden, Shae, and the only decent Lannister, Tyrion, Sansa has been preparing to fly from her gilded cage for over three moons. When she returns to her chamber the night of the battle to find a broken Hound, she cannot bear to leave him behind. She asks him to come with her... will he say yes?

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    "Legend has it there is always a reason why souls meet. Maybe they found each other for reasons that weren't so different after all. They were two souls searching and found a home lost in each other. When souls find comfort in one another, separation is not possible. The reasons they are brought together are no accident. Maybe she needed someone to show her how to live and he needed someone to show him how to love." - N.R. Hart

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    Minor/Implied Relationships: Tyrion Lannister/Shae, Robb Stark/Talisa Maegyr/Roslin Frey (love-triangle type scenario), Arya Stark/Gendry Waters, Daenerys Targaryen/Jorah Mormont (Unrequited), and Grey Worm/Missandei

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    Explicit rating for later chapters.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    567
    Bookmarks:
    129
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    18850
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    In a world where ambitions soar and business is family, family is everything.
    Everyone is trying to manoeuvre in this, fighting against the lies, scandal, plotting and schemes in this game for ultimate power.
    The stakes are high and a single mistake can cost them.
    Sansa doesn't make mistakes, until she starts falling for her Step-brother and he tries to put as much distance between them for he is weak against her charms.

    Nothing is endgame.

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    English
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    3,071
    Chapters:
    2/25
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    734
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    “Anyway, I’m – I’ll just go. Remember what I told you about that backstage pass.”

    Tyrion rolls his eyes. “Jaime, you’ve told me twenty times. At some point this unknown fan you’ve never somehow met but sent you uplifting letters in rehab is going to show up with a piece of paper you wrote and signed saying they should be given a backstage pass. If they show up before the show begins they should go straight to the pit, if not they’ll be sent straight to your room. And the note was written on some paper from the clinic’s pad. Did I forget anything?”

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
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    497
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    5817

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