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    Inspired by the GGDIME troupe, Leyla "LJ" Jameson has just graduated college and is still in that in-between stage of finding exactly what she wants out of life. After a chance encounter with a wizard, the fate of Middle-earth hangs in the balance.

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    31/?
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    “Are you… are you not an elf?" Zoro backtracked, bewildered. He looked Sanji up and down, taking in the golden cascade of hair and elegant braids, the delicate points of his ears, his lithe build. The finely embroidered brocade of his clothing shimmered, pale blue threads iridescent as they caught the light. Everything about him, down to his captivating, dignified poise was unmistakable. “Am I missing something?”

    “No…” Sanji said slowly, narrowing his eyes. “You’re not missing anything.”

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    10/?
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    Siobahn is -was- Loki of Asgard's fiancé. Upon hearing how poorly he thinks of the union and her, she runs and finds herself in a position where she has to chose between her family in Asgard and her new found family in Mirkwood. Can she separate protocol from pleasure?

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    15/?
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    7
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    25
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    5
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    Drabbles and One Shots from my Twitter Spotify Challenge Requests
    Please check individual stories for additional tags
    TAKING REQUESTS!

    Boxer - MinSung
    Advice - SeungSung
    Do What We Like - Chan x Sana (Skzitzy)
    Champagne Problems - Jisung x Ryujin (Skzitzy)
    Hip - Jeongin x Skzitzy (JeongChan)
    Sorry Not Sorry - SeungBin (Skzitzy)
    Strawberry Blonde - Danceracha (Skzitzy)
    Red Flavor - MinChan told by 3racha (Skzitzy)
    Red Flavor - JiLix
    Slump - MinSung
    Skip Skip - JeongHo... MinJeong? (2hwang)
    Ddu-du-ddu-du-du - SeungBin (Skzitzy)
    Burn - MinChan (Skzitzy)
    Who Am I/Who Are You - 2Hwang
    August - (Hyun)MinSung
    Cardigan - (Min)Hyun(Sung) (Skzitzy)
    Betty - (Min)HyunSung (Skzitzy)

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    17/?
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    75
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    1437
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    Even the littlest of creatures could change even the trickiest of fates. Harry, of course, was no exception to the cardinal rule.

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    8/?
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    1446
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    It is as though Ilwien seeks out trouble with the hope that, among it, she might find adventure, too. But one day, it is a dwarf they call Thorin Oakenshield she finds instead. And perhaps that will be the worst trouble of all…

     
    How I Leave You is the book I have always wanted to read, but after years of being unable to find anything resembling it anywhere, I decided to create it myself.
    We have all read a good Thorin fic before. So I wanted to write a great one.

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    102,560
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    51/51
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    187
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    21
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    "Fëanor, you better turn around, I don't think we can make it over this ditch -"

    It was too late. Fëanor was already speeding up, slamming down on the pedal, and instead of sinking down into the ditch the car flew over the ditch. From the backseat, Finarfin raised his arms, and Fëanor let out a cry of "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

    Disclaimer: Like many 1980s kids, I grew up watching The Dukes Of Hazzard. Sometimes my brain regurgitates bits of nostalgia when I sleep and a few years ago, I had a cracked-out dream I was watching a show called The Finwioni Of Hazzard involving our favorite brothers. I am a progressive and do not support flying the Confederate flag, which is not on their car (nor is the car called the General Lee).

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    In a version of Arda in which the Silmarilli were never made, the story of Beren and Lúthien would never have happened, right?
    But what if, instead of demanding that Beren stole one of the sacred jewels from Morgoth’s crown, King Elu Thingol would challenge Beren to prove his courage and therefore become part of the family through the one test that until now, every one of Thingol’s friends has failed: To take revenge on Morgoth for buying the very last bejewelled Ikea toilet paper holder.
    And so, Beren and Lúthien find themselves on the dangerous quest to break into Morgoth’s bathroom on their mission to steal the fancy thing back for Thingol.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    35
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    6
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    just read the fucking tags

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    Maxwell Trevelyan woke up imprisoned and with no memories. His destiny seemed already written and he had little say in that.

    The mark on his hand burned and, like smoke, he slowly vanished day after day into thin air. Only ashes of "the Inquisitor" were left behind.

    A story about Maxwell Trevelyan, who was meant to save the world and thus was left alone. Like a lamb ready for slaughter.

    On the way he meets the Iron Bull. A Qunari with wisdom beyond the norm. He was funny, caring, understanding, and looked at Maxwell in such a way it made him burn from the inside, covering the nasty burn of the mark.

    To trust or not to trust?

    To kiss or not to kiss those cherry, scared, lips?

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    3/?
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    "When Glorfindel was dumped unceremoniously into a bed of buttercups in an unfamiliar forest naked as the day he was born, he was initially somewhat concerned.

    He was no stranger to strife, that was true. He was a trained warrior. But to be thrown from the warm, safe halls of Mandos to a forest he had never before seen was new to him. The last thing he remembered was giving a farewell hug to Ecthelion, the other ellon’s arms gentle around him.

    And now he was here."

    Mandos has a screwed up sense of humor, and Glorfindel gets the short end of the stick.

    There's some implied Glorfindel/Ecthelion (Golden Fountain? nah, that sounds like a fetish thing) and implied Glorestor in this, which is why it's tagged that way. Ecthelion is only mentioned, which is why he's tagged in relationships and not characters.

    Rated Mature for nudity.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    Post-Shadows of War canon divergence.

    With Celebrimbor trapped with Sauron, Eltariel gone, and Mordor once again thrown back into total darkness, Talion sits at the helm of Minas Morgul, at war with himself, determined to finish what he started. Word travels fast in Mordor, and when Talion receives word of the discovery of the One Ring he knows what he must do. That Halfling better be worth all this trouble, or so help him Isildur's heir and company will regret his aid.

    Dark! Talion joins what's left of the Fellowship before his gaze turns back to Mordor. When the time comes he will return, and he will save the elf he never should have lost his heart to.

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    81,483
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    229
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    507
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    96
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    What it says on the tin: Pippin declares war on the Woodland realm over cilantro.
    It only goes downwards from there, and their collective penchant for impromptu political marriages brings a certain.... dynamic to the table.

    featuring Eowyn Being Adopted Into The House of Feanor, More Fake Marriages You'll Ever Need, High King Elrond, Cilantro, Thranduil and Haldir Deep Into The Good Stuff and The Dale-Lothlorien Weaponized Neutrality Pact

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    5,011
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    3/?
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    13
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    145
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    21
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    The sequel to The Hounds of Love.

    Maglor has been wandering the Earth for thousands of years. His father was reborn as mortal and against all odds, they have found their way back to each other; Sören has reclaimed a Silmaril and is looking for the others. It happens that Fëanor's brothers are around too. But will they also remember who they are, and will they revisit the forbidden passion - and power - they once knew? Or will they keep being oblivious nerds? Will they drive the author to drink? Stay tuned.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
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    213
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    4
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    4089
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    Maglor is dying slowly. Osse takes pity on him by making it go faster.

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    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    35
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    1
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    142
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    “Dean,” Dr.Mills says gently “The manifestation of soul marks is a very intense process on the soul and body. Fever, cold sweats, vomiting, diarrhea, and nausea are all common during this time.”

    “TV made it look sexier,” Dean groans.

    Dr. Mills pats him on the hand, “I know.”

    He forces himself to do the stupid breathing exercises Cas taught him. After a few moments, he starts to calm down. Which is good because he’s pretty sure he repressed his soul for two decades. That’s great. Classic Winchester move.

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    4/4
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    158
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    23
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    Bilbo thought he could cure Thorin's gold sickness. Non-consensual sex follows. I'm sorry. I'm bad at descriptions.
    Edit: Now with the morning after.

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    4/4
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    Azog the Defiler, the most feared orc in all of Middle Earth, marks a human as his mate. He searches far and wide for her ,until he finds her and can't help himself.

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    Thorin and his company are Drauglings which essentially means they're dwarves "cursed" to walk as beasts by the light of the moon or when enraged. Thorin and the warriors of his clan have overcome many of the drawbacks of Morgoth's curse and are now infamous across middle-earth for becoming ferocious wolves in battle... They have been nicknamed "The wolves of Durin". Although their triumph as warriors is secured, Thorin still hunts tirelessly for his lost father and the dwarves of Erebor remain a wandering people shunned by most.

    Bilbo on the other hand is a hobbit, a relatively average, relatively comfortable hobbit in the shire, in a hole in the ground...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    26
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    1
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    220
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    Maglor's friend hears him humming and wants to turn it into a pop song.

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    English
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    525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    209

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