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    Our boys have been hiding in fish bowls for years. They keep to themselves, go out when only absolutely necessary, and they keep their circles tight. But really, how easy can it be to keep to yourself when you’ve got these 5 cramped in closer quarters than should be legal?

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    I hadn't seen anyone who done it before, so yeah.

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    Nico let out nasty, dry gasping sounds. His neck was hot and already aching. Anger and fear filled him as he looked up at the man who stood above him, staring down at Nico with a frown, as if he were looking at a dying and squirming bug.

    “Gods, Triton. You can’t just choke out humans!” Percy growled and rushed to Nico’s side. “Don’t mind my brother. He’s overprotective, and I have been gone for a day longer than I said I would.”

    “Don’t mind him?” Nico asked, his voice raspy. He violently shrugged Percy off of him and staggered to his feet. “He damn near crushed my windpipe!”

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    Nico, a 24-year-old nurse, is trying to live off his inheritance and forget about the absent father who left him to foster care after his mother and sister died. He knew nothing of the supernatural, their society, or their strange obsession with gaining power through blood. But, oddly enough, it doesn't freak him out as much as Percy thought it would.

    Percy, a 600-year-old vampire, didn't intend to be the target of a power-hungry vampire. Nor did he intend to find his long-awaited mate outside a vampire bar, insisting to stitch him up after a bit of a stab.

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    Shuichi is fascinated by pirates. Growing up on Port Morsey meant lots of sailors with lots of stories to be heard. Life doesn't seem to want Shuichi to find the horizon and feel the wind on his face, as he is the nephew of the Governor of Port Morsey and is destined to rule the port one day. When pirates attack after Commodore Akamatsu's ceremony, Shuichi and his bodyguard/aid Maki are whisked away on an adventure to find the Vault of the Pirate Lords with the crew of The Dice.

    (I am terrible at summaries, I apologize.)

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    Of course, Will had no idea how he had gotten himself into this situation. All he knew is that there were drinks involved and he would probably wake up in a lot of pain tomorrow morning. From the various activities. God knows if he would even remember what happened when he woke up tomorrow. If he would remember losing his friends at the party. Drinking a few shots of vodka. Ending up in a strangers bedroom with a boy. But lucky for Will this wasn't just any boy. This was Ian Gunnerson. Schools most respected Senior.

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    Or. Will gets drunk at a party. Loses his friends. Loses his virginity. Mike thinks someone raped Will. Mike and Will go through many rough patches and in all of it Will forgot to take his meds.

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    "Tell me what you're thinking," Hannibal said, and Will tilted his head back to stare up at the wooden ceiling of the confessional, so close to his head. He could close his eyes and picture the night, the stars, the heavens, but he kept his eyes open. He stared at the grain, the pattern of the wood.

    "I'm thinking," Will said softly, "that I have doubts."

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    forgive me father, for i have sinned

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    You loved Diabolik Lovers. Let me repeat that, "loved" with an -ed. Now, you couldn't stand the thing. The heroine was so submissive with a case of Stockholm syndrome, and the male characters were all the same. You now hated it, and wanted to forget you ever liked it. However, things change when you find a story called "No Fanfiction." Seeing that the character's personality fit your own, and you're interested in the story despite its theme, you start to read it. But what was to happen when things suddenly "go by the book"?

    *previously published on wattpad and quotev*

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    Right after the trial Eddie went to a bar to drown his sorrows but end up at Buck's place....

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    After joining Class 1-A Shinsou Hitoshi is added to a group chat and chaos ensues.

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    Chaos ensues in the form of a group chat.

    ******

    For more content follow me at @loudblondeem

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    A son burdened with his father's task, of saving the human race. One mecha pilot who tires of being a living weapon, another who fights to be the best. A scientist who's life has been her work, at the cost of almost all else. They and their allies might just be able to save the world, if they can first save each other.

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    Sith Ahsoka AU

    Ahsoka never leaves the order, and when the time comes, falls alongside Anakin. They hunt Jedi, deal with Sith bullshit and become progressively more done with the Empire and Palpatine. Told in loosely connected scenes through the Imperial Era, with a large cast of guest characters from Legends and new Canon.

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    This is a terrible, terrible idea. But Tom wants to try it, especially if Schofield is here to guide him.

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    As ambassador to the Southern Water Tribe, Sokka suggests Zuko and him marry to help ease the tensions between the two nations.

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    The world is deserted. Quiet. Desolate. Craig Tucker is one of the few people left alive on this planet. To scavenge for food or rest means risking your life. For the un-dead now rule.

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    Abbacchio was saved by Buccellati, joined Passione and was under his command. Day by day, he continues to receive more than he thinks he deserves from the boss.

    Series of oneshots about Bruno Buccellati and Leone Abbacchio. Set all in the same line.

    Warnings:
    R-18 content.
    Mucho love

    The characters belong to Hirohiko Araki.

    Thank you for reading.

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    Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson have to deal with life after they are quit with their adventures and have to make their way into the rest of the world. Unfortunately, he can’t make himself realize his love. In his hypersensitive, recovering addict mind, this is the fantasy he uses to get to sleep at night. Sometimes, love has no chance.

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    You want complicated, erotic stories of fanciful life? Yeah, that's not what I do. This is ready-made. butter-and-bread marital life. Some of us need that too, mate.

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    renge wants to go out to the park. nobody says yes. the least expected person

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    A little run trough Barbara's thoughts while she feels alone and needs to help Delia

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    "Y-your a ghost?!" Bam asked completely terrified and shocked at the same time

    ""I'm not sure why your so surprised to see a ghost but then it's completely normal to you that you just passed through a wall" The blue haired man said

    "B-but your a ghost! Rachel said that ghosts are dead people and they are also scary!" 

    "I guess you can call me a ghost but I'm not dead" 

     

    "Yet" The guy added

     

    (For short, a Hogwarts AU with a mixture of Ghost Khun AU)

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