19 Works in I Solemnly Swear that I am Not John Rogers

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    It’s not anything he hasn’t felt before (there are very few things he hasn’t felt before), but the fact that it’s Harry makes it different.

    Makes it better.

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    Parker and Hardison have a plan to get Eliot to be an official part of their relationship.

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    Quinn uses his favor and Eliot is exasperated

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    Text fic, mainly wolfstar but you’ll see more about the other ones in the first chaoters. They are at university, it’s their first year. Happiness, new friendships, love, fights, sadness.
    They are having fun together.
    (I don’t know what else could I say but yeah I promise you it will be fun and nice to read)
    Also, this is an inspiration of ‘Get off your phone’ by thebiinbitch —> I just took inspiration from them for the layout of the text, but the story won’t have anything to do with ‘get off your phone’ :)
    I do not support J.K Rowling.
    And, in this fic, Sirius and Regulus are twins (fraternal twins: they don’t look like each other).
    Enjoy it :))

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    Nate Ford was a captivating, resilient, intelligent(, and helplessly attractive) man and despite Sophie never having actually met him, she felt as though she were a magnet that had found its opposite charge.

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    As part of his thief training, Harry has to learn how to get out of a pair of handcuffs. Sophie gets creative with the challenge she gives him.

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    Kissing Sophie is different from kissing Nate, he quickly realizes. They have the same passion — which is probably why they work so well together. Or why he’s so attracted to the both of them — but their technique, the way they go about that passion, is so vastly unalike that it makes Sterling’s head spin.

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    Eliot and Parker get a chance to talk to Hardison's guildmates from World of Warcraft, and learn new things.

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    Eliot and Alec are still getting used to each other's quirks

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    Eliot has no idea what to do after the entire San Lorenzo fiasco and Nate intends on helping his friend work it out

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    Quinn finally gets to relax after a job gone pear-shaped when there's a knock on his door.

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    Eliot isn't sure any of this is a good idea, but he is also pretty sure he never had much choice in the matter.

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    "Ok, Parker's kidnapped." Eliot said. "You're kidnapped right now."

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    Eliot's projecting and reading into everything a little deeper than he should be. Spending some unplanned time squatting in someone else's cabin to wait out a snowstorm isn't the most ideal place for love confessions (and subsequent inevitable rejection), but he doesn't exactly get to pick.

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    He hands over the flashlight when Hardison reaches for it, and very carefully doesn't react when their fingers brush. It's nothing new. They touch. 

     

    It's just lately there's something that feels a lot like connotation.

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    Through a mouthful of cereal, Parker added, “If we were gonna make someone disappear, we wouldn’t forget to get rid of their boarding passes. This is sloppy work.”

    “You got some milk- uh-huh, right there,” Eliot said to her. “Yeah, that sounds like someone forgot some loose ends. What were they doing in Malaika, though? That’s a hotbed of some weird stuff.”

    “Weird? Weird how? Your weird, my weird, what weird?” Hardison asked.

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    Parker liked Eliot.
    Hardison liked Eliot.
    There was a space where Eliot could fit into their lives, closer to them. Parker could see it, like a hole in a security system. It would work.

    Getting her boys to fall in line, that's the difficult part.

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    Parker thinks they should adopt. Can she convince her team it's not as crazy as it sounds?

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    Parker's gender is not a fixed thing.

    Parker's boys are good with this.

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    Hardison's brow was furrowed, those deep brown eyes peering into Eliot like he was one of his computers – just a tricky bit of code he could crack open if he tried hard enough. "You can't take what?" he asked. "What can't the great Eliot Spencer take?"

    Oh, Hardison needed it said now? Right now? After everything? After all Eliot had done to make sure neither of them ever had to question it? Eliot shoved him off, growling. No one in their right mind pushed Eliot, but 'in their right mind' never had described anyone in the team, had it? Hardison was still watching him like he expected an answer, and it snarled its way right out of Eliot's mouth. If Hardison liked words so much, he could have some.

    "I can't take the risk of you gettin' hurt! Either of you."

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