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    “I promise, no one will hurt you ever again,” Wilbur whispers to his brother’s sleeping form. Techno doesn’t stir, but Wilbur just smiles down at him.

    Techno can rest now, Wilbur’s watching over him.

    When Phil and Kristin find out that their adopted son Wilbur has a twin that was kept from them, they'll stop at nothing to complete their family. Technoblade just wants to keep him and his brother safe for once.

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    Phil and Techno are royalty, Kings of the most powerful empire in the country. They are loved by all their people, and continuously work hard to ensure equality and decency is maintained in each and every town. But, there has always been something missing: Techno's soulmate. With the only clue being his soulmate's deepest insecurity tattooed on his arm, the Kings have struggled to find Techno's missing half.

    Wilbur lives in the small town of Ackerly with his adopted brother, Tommy, who he works long hours in order to provide for, and prioritises giving him the best life possible over everything else. He has long given up hope on finding his soulmate, and believes that he is destined to stare at the insecurity written on his arm for as long as he lives.

    When fate pulls the soulmates together, Wilbur, Techno, Phil, and Tommy must learn to adapt to a new lifestyle and family. However, with a stubborn Wilbur refusing to acknowledge his insecurity and the complexity of being royalty, things are not as simple as they seem. And well, there is always a large threat looming, prepared to corrupt everything the Kings have worked for...

    Through these struggles, SBI discover the true meaning of 'found family

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    "Even at the split ends of the grape you do not still yourself at the fact you'll be damned in another life."

    "then have at I chosen to beckon thee?" the formal replied.

    "only when told so."

    "so be it then sire."

    he smiled back, endeared once again.

     

    OR

     

    Ranbutler and Sir Billiam angst

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    Technoblade had been training his empath powers with the help of Phil and Wilbur. But sooner or later, a force he couldn't control would come along to ruin his life. He had just hoped he could have kept his new family out of the crossfire.

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    Technoblade feels as though he was born of snow and ice and glacier. They are not delicate hands that hold him—teach him to stand, to walk, to run—but when he steps outside and freezing air grasps him down to the bone, he is held nonetheless.

    Techno has lived in the subarctic all his life and, despite the difficulties, he knows how to survive. It's too bad for him that the universe has decided to send something worse than a blizzard or frostbite: people. Now if only they would stop trying to befriend or kill him...

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    Technoblade knows not to tell anyone about his power. It's dangerous, and not just to himself. But that was before his older brother got sick and the doctors turned them away. Techno doesn't have anything else to trade, especially not with a villain.

    When Techno ends up indebted to notorious supervillain The Black Feather, he's suddenly forced to face everything he's happily shoved down and ignored his whole life. But at least it can't get much worse than being a supervillain's sidekick, right?

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    RETURNING SEPTEMBER 1ST

    Techno and Wilbur and their intern Tommy, live out in the middle of a god knows where desert. Working at a sanctuary for various wildlife, they often receive calls for various injured animals on the side of the road or roaming a farm. It's not unusual to pick up a bird of prey now and then that's been whacked by a truck and in need of medical care. And being the only few allowed to work with such animals for miles, they're often the best option.
    Except one night, they get a call to pick up a large injured bird that's been hit by a semi.
    When they arrive though, well....

    "You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
    That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
    That's NOT a fucking bird!

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    RETURNING SEPTEMBER 1ST

     

    Technoblade was supposed to be in retirement. Philza was supposed to helping rebuild L'Manburg. Tommy was supposed to be banished.
    Wilbur was supposed to be dead. Kristin was supposed to be missing.
    Nothing really goes to plan for anyone.
    And no one has a good time.
    Just one big, hurt family trying to survive in a confusing, broken world.
    Get your tissues, I hope you like some angst with your angst.

    THIS IS RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED VERSION OF "NOTHING GOES WRONG".
    (You don't need to read that one first though I won't stop you if you do.)

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    Meeting at a young age Techno didn't understand the miserable life Dream had. As the two grew older they chose different ways to live their lives. While the Piglin-Hybrid decided to concentrate on his grades and getting the voices in his head under control, he watched Dream fighting his own wars in the worst way.

    Or Techno falls in love with Dream while Dream turns into the worst version of himself

    Haters go away, when you found this fanfiction you looked for it. AO3 has the option to exclude certain tags (and therefore ships) in your search by using the filter. So when you did not exclude this certain ship then yes, you were looking for it. I also didn't tag the characters.

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    “I'm fine, we can keep going.”

    “Uh, no, you're not fine. We're going home.”

    or: Tommy's desperate for Phil's approval, plays volleyball too much, and discovers self-love.

    or or: It's sports day and I used to play volleyball.

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    It all starts with Philza meeting a child piglin who seems way to adorable to be a normal mob, and Technoblade following the kind human with shiny wings and food.

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    !TW! talking about "Self Unaliving", major character unalive, and violence (DreamSMP level)

    "Yoυr нαɴdѕ proтecт тнe ғlαмeѕ, ғroм тнe wιld wιɴdѕ αroυɴd yoυ. Icαrυѕ ιѕ ғlyιɴɢ тo cloѕe тo тнe ѕυɴ, αɴd Icαrυѕ'ѕ lιғe ιт нαѕ oɴly jυѕт вeɢυɴ... Iт'ѕ jυѕт вeɢυɴ."

    𝐴𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑛𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑔 𝑅𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑤 (𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒) 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑟. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑇𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑃𝑣𝑃 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟. 𝐴𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑇𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑦, 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝐼𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑢𝑠. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑏𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐴𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑠. 𝑃ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑧𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜 𝑜𝑛.

    This is kinda less about the SBI and more about Tommy and Technoblade, and basically how a single nickname change could change their entire fates.

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    A weird cracking sound was coming from a nearby warped forest. Ducking under the teal vines and weaving through the trees, Phil spotted something that made him freeze behind his cover.

    Three adult piglins, two much older than the third, were all standing over a bloodied animal. Not an animal. He realized as it shifted into a better view.

     

    Or Phil sees hurt child and yoinks him out of there.

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    Technoblade is in a church cult and gets adopted by vampire royalty. SBI + Mumza found family with lots of angst and trauma.

     

    got the general idea from: @CleanLenins
    so go check that out because its probably better than mine :)).

    This is me attempting to grieve.

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    Technoblade goes off to gather more wither skeleton skulls. Misfortune strikes in the fortress and he gets withered. He's hesitant to ask Phil or Ranboo for help. Bad decision.

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    2/2
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    In New England, when a loved one dies or leaves in some way, it's customary to light a candle in the window to guide them home.

    °•°

    Philza Minecraft is a brand new foster parent with his first placement, a teen father and his son. He's determined to be the best father he can be. After everything he's been through, he can't take it if someone else is hurt because of him.

    Wilbur Soot is a teen father running from his toxic ex, and now has to deal with a dad who escaped from a fluffy TV show. His life would be so much easier without Phil, or Dream, or Techno. But he got help for a reason, even if he didn't know it then and doesn't know it now.

    °•°

    Obligatory SBI foster care AU, but with a bit of a twist.
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    "Have you ever thought about the future?" Wilbur asks him, not taking his eyes away from his guitar. He doesn't notice Technoblade turning to look at him, doesn't see his brother frown and narrow his eyes.

    "Of course. I'm the hier to the throne. I'm going to rule over the empire" He answers easily. "Why?"

    Wilbur shrugs.

     //

    Or, Philza thinks his family is dead, but it turns out he thinks wrong. Fluff and angst ensures and then comes the difficult part - what should they do?

    Or, author really likes Fallen Kingdom by CaptainSparklez and Sbi, but didn't see any fanfics around and so decided to write one

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    1/?
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    “I think I’ll grow wildflowers this spring,” Tommy muses over the phone something quiet and almost sad in his words, “There’s not enough of them in the city.”
    Phil pauses, smiling softly at the teen’s decision, “I think that’s a great idea,” He says, “What types are you thinking?”
    “Violets are nice,” The teen says, and there’s something so definite in his words that Phil finds himself agreeing. Violets ARE nice.
    ----
    Phil Craft is happy living his quiet little life in the country, but one thing leads to another and three children he's met only once are sent to his sleepy little town. Tommy tends to his garden with a vigour a little too intense for a thirteen year old, Wilbur won't speak to anyone but his brother, and Techno seems ready to pick a fight with anything that moves. What happens when he finds himself growing attached to the trio?

    OR: the author wanted to write a story about her little country town and did so with the block men enjoy <3

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    Technoblade had just turned 16 when he realized his soulmate was running from him. The understanding had come to him in one of the visions, a fleeting feeling of despair and coldness. He’d seen the greenery, the forest he’d slowly grown used to overtime, being burnt down. He’d felt the other's desperate need to get away. Away from him.

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    Technoblade finds out his soulmate is running away from him and he just wants to know why.

    !!!!!Not on hiatus, just updates slowly!!!!!

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    Techno should be back at Hypixel, farming potatoes and carrots and beating up nerds in Skywars with Squid and Skeppy. Instead, he’s in the Dream SMP, having a h̶o̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ great time with his a̶b̶u̶s̶e̶r̶ friends on the server.
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    Or: Age swap + Techno Whump = this fic

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    1
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    48
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    244
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    3874

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