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    Phil has lived for many, many years and has devoted his most recent years to protecting his kids
    But any parent will tell you the worst stuff happens when your turn your back for just a moment


    Phil left the house and Techno, Tommy, and Tubbo get attacked by people and Phil realizes he had to uproot his whole life again and keep his kids safe

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    “Today, Tommy, you are but a mere finch. But do not fret. Do not think too much about it. Over time, you will grow. You will fly and you will fall, you will reach greater heights and forget what the ground looks like and one day you will spread your wings only to find that you’ve become a stardust dragon.”
     
    Or: A collection of loosely connected short stories of SBI in Terraria.

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    The Blade's stance was still tense, his body prepared to fight at a moment’s notice if need be.
    “What’s your name?” Phil asked
    “My… name?” The Blade asked.
    “Yeah. Your name isn’t actually The Blade, right? That’s like a stage name?” Phil tried to keep his tone light. “What’s your real name?”
    The Blade hesitated. “No one… No one’s called me by my name in a long time.”

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    When Phil comes across Ranboo in his panic room after L'Manberg's destruction, it reminds him of when he first met Technoblade. And just like when he met Techno, Phil's first instinct is that he has to help this kid. While living together, Techno and Ranboo learn that they're much more similar than they had previously thought, and Phil learns that it's not too late for him to be a better dad.


    (This is NOT RPF!! THIS IS ABOUT THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS that they play on the Dream SMP!! It is NOT about the creators!!)

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    Left to take on his family’s business, tommy struggles to piece together his shattered family

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    A sequel to my previous work, ‘Karma’s gonna come collect your dept’! If you haven’t read that, I’d go read that first!

    Title is a bit taken from the song ‘blood // water’ (grandson) for those curious of the vibe for this fic

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    His body jerks sharply, a floating void of space- for just a few seconds, as the game rearranges the landing platform, and his feet land softly against stone floors. He twitches, and his body is light with its sudden lack of armor.

    He brushes his hair out of his face and sits down on his podium. Waiting for the lobby to reset, and he stares down at the masses below. He recognizes his teammate among the dead players, dark eyes stare up at him in awe. And he wishes it was always just games.

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    “Ummm, interesting.”
    His hand still hovered near his sword. He did not like that tone of voice. He did not like this situation. This was all...too odd. It left a sinking feeling in his stomach. And he had learned a long time ago to listen to his instincts.
    “Well, if that is your decision,” Dream said, backing up a bit before turning his back on the piglin.
    “Yeah, get out of here, ya nerd,” Techno said, turning back to his mining, acutely aware of how he had turned his back on an enemy. “But Dream…”
    He turned back around, just to find the demi-god looking over his shoulder.
    “Don’t fuck with my brothers.”

     

    This is strictly the character of the SMP and not the actual content creators. If this crosses any of their boundaries it will immediately get taken down. Respect people's boundaries.

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    The empire has fallen.

    The family separated.

    ...

    Phil locked away.
    Wilbur stuck on his own, raising a son in this harsh world.
    Technoblade trapped in an endless war.
    Tommy is carving a world for himself, barely scrapping by.
    And Tubbo just wants to be safe.

    This is the story of the fall and rise of the Antarctic Empire.

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    After a close call, and nearly bleeding out in his car, Phil forced Technoblade to take a break and return home to recover. Techno knows that this impromptu and forced break will not go over well with the contract that he made with the company that he signed with, Hypixal. How long until his family notices that he's trying to speed along his recovery?

     

    Parts of this is inspired by "snapshots in lavender" by exceed. Go check them out, they made really good stuff.

     

    This is strictly about the character and not about the actual content creators. If this crosses any of their boundaries, it will be immediately taken down. Respect people's boundaries.

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    It had been many years since the most favored Caretaker of the Crimson Egg had passed on. But then he arrived, then Technoblade arrived. A son of Sir Billiam, and more interesting by the day. The Egg does not know much about this man, he's not sure how he wants him—a pet, a friend, a caretaker like his ancestor—but he knows he wants him, so he takes him away. Billiam was his best vassal, but he never got to reward the man. Perhaps this will be an appropriate repayment.

    The more he sees the more The Egg wants—the 16th happens, the withers happen, and The Egg craves—This is the one. This one. He's going to have this one, and no one will tell him otherwise.

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    Techno has heard voices in his head as long as he could remember—they were a part of him, as much as any other thought in his head was. It'd taken plenty of time, but he'd learned to control them, keep them at bay.

    There were still days when they got to be too much, of course.

    _______________

    In which things get to be a bit too much sometimes, and Phil's there to help.

    Later on, Techno gets the chance to do the same.

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    Sapnap,a blazen born and raised in the overworld,thinks he got himself good friends that wouldn't hurt him if they found out he wasn't completely human.Using his....gifts...(?)to help them out of a deadly situation,seems to bring him alone in another.This time though,there's someone else to help.

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    Or; a group of 12 crackheads assemble for MCYT oneshot requests. Give us (some money-)

    The title literally says everything lmao there's not much to it.

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    TommyInnit has always been a ticking timebomb ready to explode if some pushed him too far.

    If only some people had understood that before bringing him the news.

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    The Angel of Death had five children, each entered his life in a different way and each left in a different way.

    Phil's journey in gaining and losing children. A father scourned by the actions of others and himself.

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    Phil and Techno meet Dream and Puffy.

    It doesn’t start well.

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    Technoblade doesn’t fear death, it was pointless to fear something that you could easily come back from. Albeit the scars and pain it causes, but they don’t last long so why should it matter? At least that’s what he thought until he got invited to join a new world with the new opportunity to make friends and meet old ones.

     

    Or: Technoblade joins the DreamSMP and debates with himself if it was a good idea.

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    "Phil," Tommy croaks, barely breathing, barely comprehending the words as they leave his lips, "where... where are your wings?"

    Phil's mouth opens, closes, opens again, a shaky breath creaking between his lips. All the color drains from his face as confusion gives way to dawning horror, and the response he finally gives is one that shakes Tommy to his core.

    "...Tommy," Phil whispers, and the world comes apart at the seams all over again, "where are yours??"

    -

    Something has been stolen from Philza's sons, something they don't even remember losing.

    Healing lies down a long and difficult road, but they'll get there. Family of a feather has to flock together, after all.

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    "you'll be here soon.."

    But Techno can't bring himself to do it.

    Song: My Time by bo en

    I'm aware this song is about Insomnia/Sleep (bo en confirmed it)! But with how the song goes and my craving to write Technoblade angst and improve my writing I couldn't resist! Hope you understand.

    This is gonna be really short! Just a drip of some Techno angst. Also, yes there is going to be a sequel.

    Disclaimer: This may not be an accurate description of mental illnesses. I, myself, have not been diagnosed.

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    Wilbur ran away after a fight with Techno. Wilbur didn’t return.

    In fact he didn’t return for many, many (seven) years.

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    Wilbur runs away and then returns with an injured child seven years after the fact.

    Techno's guilt has been brewing since his brother ran away.

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    Tubbo’s job as a grave druid was not one of glory. He wandered battlefields near his homelands and but the foreigners that fought over his land to rest. Returning plant life to the lands with air heavy with gunpowder and fallen soldiers on both side.

    One such time, he came across a man, bloody and bruised. Adorning a generals clothing. And, just barely, breathing.

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