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Simple Messages by MyrddinDerwydd
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
30 Sep 2020
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What happens after Garrus and Shepard meet up in a yoga class, have a night of fantastic sex, and then go on with their lives on the Citadel? Will he actually send her a message, or just file the night away under "Flexible?" What happens when Saren goes rogue a year later?
Follow up to the night of the Yoga AU, "Are you flexible anywhere?" but keeping each snippet to <500 words as a challenge.
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- Part 2 of It Began on the Citadel (Yoga AU)
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Buttercup is horribly scarred in battle one day. Everyone begins to treat her as a monster, and soon she begins to think of herself as just that. Will she ultimately become the very thing she once fought against... a villain? REWRITE of my fic Villain (2008) Please review. X-posted on FFnet.
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“Sasuke...could you...say that again?”
“Will you have a baby with me?”
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"Hello, Chris," sings a honeyed voice from behind.
Chris' attention snaps toward the intruder, his gun already out of its' holster and aimed at whoever it is — a boy, apparently, with braided russet hair, a red jacket, and wise eyes. He's wearing a gas mask, but Chris can tell by the way his eyes crinkle around the edges, the way sun-burnt sand swirls in his irises, that he's smiling.
Chris cocks his gun.
"You killed my father," he says.
"No offence, but he totally deserved it," the stranger agrees with cheerful solemnity.
"What the hell are you doing in my home?" Chris demands. The kid is perched on a windowsill in Chris' office, as nonchalantly as if this were something he did every day, as if they were familiar.
"I was just wondering," the kid speaks softly, fond amusement sewn through with a peculiar resignation, "how you'd feel about putting down some nazis?"
[Or: The one where Stiles goes back in time and subsequently fucks with everything.]
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he stared at me like I was a part of some grand cosmic joke, and I couldn’t blame him. waking up 3,700 years in the future is pretty fucking bizarre.
my three best friends save the world. I offer moral support and free ramen.
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In the wake of a zombie apocalypse, only a few survivors remain unturned. Nick finds himself trapped in his own apartment and has to defend against his favorite undead bunny, who spends all hours of the day trying to find a way in to see him.
She swears she'll just take a nibble.
For realsies. Binky promise.
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Watch as Hinata Shouyou weaves his way into the other teams' hearts; unintentionally. His sunshine smiles and fluffy demeanor is enough to get anybody weak in the knees. Nobody can resist his charm, not even his opponents. But he's still an idiot, so he's gonna need a little help sometimes. Or all the time.
Featuring an overprotective family of volleyball players that could spike you out of earth's orbit.
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Or a series of fluffy oneshots where our tangerine makes friends with every other team as Karasuno loses their sanity.
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Someone in the fifth form is playing harmful, dangerous tricks on their fellow fifth form sinners at Malory Towers...who is this self described "Punisher"? How mysterious! Who is this? Why is she doing this? And who will she strike next? Teenage drama and conflict ensues, as expected.
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The Dream Team/Minecraft YouTuber AU No One Asked For by NumberOneEverything
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
30 Sep 2020
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Haru, Daisuke, and Shinnosuke are the latest sensations and very popular Minecraft YouTuber friends.
StrawberryMilk, aka Haru, is a very secretive and unknown person from this group. No one knows his real name nor what he looks like-- no, not even his biggest fan, DaisukeFK.
Cracky but super high effort story.
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“Yeah, you’re right. His work ethic and discipline are admirable. I can understand what you see in him now, his honor. That’s what my mom saw in him all those years ago and why she fell in love with him,” Trunks said thoughtfully.
Bulma clenched the scissors in her hand, almost dropping them. Hearing the word actually spoken out loud was like hearing about a death. She had not dared herself to even allow her thoughts to go there before. To that word. She couldn’t go there. Not now. Her heart hammered in her chest so loudly that she was sure Trunks would be able to hear it from where he sat in front of her. Her gut clenched and her whole body rushed with heat. It’s not as though her feelings mattered anyhow. She didn’t have the slightest idea what the future held. What was the point in trying to figure out how she felt? It’s not like Vegeta was capable of reciprocating any sort of feelings. He didn’t even attempt to save her and baby Trunks when Dr. Gero blasted the ship. It was easy for the future version of herself to throw around words like that because the Vegeta that she knew had died. In this timeline, it was what was between them that had died.
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- Part 2 of Closer
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Something Corporate by Plastic_crowns
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Sep 2020
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Dabi has somehow manged to land himself a nice job working in an office. This was going to go great.
Set in an office setting. Shigaraki and Chisaki are the bosses of the place. Dabi starts to develop a crush on Shigaraki but will his other asshole boss get in the way of this? Lots of jokes and humor to come and maybe even a date on the moon??
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- Part 1 of Something Corporate
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Of Magic Tricks and Paperwork and Pudding-Heads by AnonymousDandelion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
30 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale catches Crowley up on some things that he missed during his little nineteenth-century nap. Banter ensues, along with a revelation or two, and some light foreshadowing.
Mainly banter, though.Series
- Part 1 of We're On Our Own Side Prompt Fills
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A group of teens who couldn't be more different, all subjected to the same fate. Kicked out of their homes, they found comfort with each other. Well, more specifically, in their weekly DnD nights! After an unlikely turn of events, each one gains the ability to transform into their character. Unfortunately, this comes with the side affect of random monsters popping up all around. Luckily, these kids are master players.
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- Part 2 of Original Trash
- Part 1 of #Loser_Squad
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Luke Patterson owns a very wealthy and wide spread company, but has huge anger problems and habits dealing with the stress that comes with his job. His doctor sends him to a hippie named Ryan, who shows him the art of relaxation and inner peace. They help each other despite a rough start, they help pull the nonchalant and leadership out of each other.
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- English
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Twilight Perfected by JamesFirecat
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VIII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
30 Sep 2020
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A general who only wants to make up for his past mistakes, a science experiment who only wants to be a hero, a bar owner who only wants to get back what Shinra took from her, a coal miner who only wants to build a better world, and a flower girl who only wants to make people happy. Individually they’re nothing more then pebbles in Shinra’s shoe. Together… they could be an Avalanche.
Eventually Aerith/Sephiroth.
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As much as he didn't want to admit it, Lance still clearly remembered the day he had first met Keith.
Keith had stood out from that crowd of vague faces the moment Lance had spotted him. He had worn a constant frown and drawn attention to himself by throwing around words Lance had never heard before. It was the first time Lance was hearing words so clearly meant to insult and hurt. Even when his parents told him not to listen, Lance couldn't turn away.
At first Lance watched him from afar, how he would glare at adults and refuse to let them approach him. He would fearlessly call them names and throw insults at them, seemingly unafraid of consequences. It was mystifying to Lance.
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Now that Lance and Keith are dating, they face an entirely new set of problems. With Lance struggling to deal with his overnight fame and Keith too busy with being a celebrity to help him cope, can their relationship really last?
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- Part 2 of Cookie Jar
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Y podrían pasar más años, podrían estar a años luz de distancia, pero siempre volverían a estar juntos, siempre volverían a verse, siempre volverían a los brazos del otro.
Quizás solo quiero ser tuyo.(HimuIzu/HimuZuki/HimuroxIzuki)
(Mención de KagaKuro, MidoTaka y MoriZuki)La portada de este fanfic es esta xd
https://breeze-18.tumblr.com/post/630646040681480192/el-himuizu-merece-m%C3%A1s-amor-xd-son-mi-otp-y-quer%C3%ADa- Language:
- Español
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Jasper’s attack on the Beach House didn’t end up with her defeated, the arm ship destroyed and Steven and the Gems celebrating, but with heavy uncertainty and a family torn apart. Now, it’s up to the ones who are left to pick themselves up and keep moving.
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Sustained Misunderstanding on Cato Neimoidia by theZanyArthropleura
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games), Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Sep 2020
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Damaged on the way to Manaan and in need of immediate repairs, the Ebon Hawk is forced to make an emergency landing on Cato Neimoidia. As a member of the expedition party, Mission Vao’s primary concern is navigating the local populace and acquiring the needed replacement parts. Secondary concerns include unraveling the mystery of that weird anomaly that pulled them out of hyperspace, and figuring out why the planet is crawling with random patrols of enemies called ‘stormtroopers.’
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The dark haired girl blushed slightly and looked over, but before she could say a word, Cassandra's eyes widened as the boy too turned around to face her. Her jaw fell open as their eyes locked.
What the fuck, was Harry fucking Bingham doing in her dorm room.
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or a pre-canon oneshot about what went down at yale admitted student's weekend
