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  1. 9

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    but I didn’t do it right / can i try again, try again, try again?
     

    or: 5 times ricky kisses gina + 1 time she kisses back

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    Bodhi Lives. How, why, and what happens next.

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    Luke seeing Julie wear their band's old T-shirt has him feeling some type of way. Julie seizes this opportunity to mess with him a little.

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    It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.

    (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

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  5. 6

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    Izo paled as their newest commander started to descend the ladder.

    "Ace - dear. Now's not the best time."

    Ace quirked a brow. "What's up? How come you're all down here by the - "

    And then his nose twitched, and he fell the last few rungs down the ladder.

    "Holy shit."

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    When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.

    Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*

    (*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).

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    For years Jiang Cheng lost to Lan XiChen in everything, from academics to something stupid like ranking of who’d make the best boyfriend.

    When he ended up kissing his rival because of a bet, Jiang Cheng finds out that life isn’t always about who’s first and who’s second. But rather would he ever be the last one remaining in another person’s heart.

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  8. 18

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    Jason decides drastic measures are in order, when his workaholic little brother refuses to take a day off. Tim is going on vacation whether he wants to or not.

    As always the bat’s antics confuse the hell out of the team. Especially since Red Hood is officially a highly dangerous wanted criminal.

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    "ah-ha!" yoongi yells, as if he's the fucking 'eureka' greek philosopher guy jungkook did a presentation about in middle school. he points straight at seokjin. "i knew you liked namjoon too, just ask him out on a goddamn date, jesus—"

    jungkook isn't sure what he's thinking, but in half a second, he fumbles for the nearest tray, grabs a chocolate-covered croissant, and shoves it into yoongi's mouth.

    everyone freezes, including jungkook. especially jungkook. the croissant is in yoongi's mouth, jungkook's hand inches away from it, and the only thing jungkook's scumbag brain can think about right now is that one fucking vine with the dude who's like, "i almost dropped my croissant."

    (in which jeon jungkook works at house of cards café and kind of accidentally shoves a croissant down yoongi's throat. everything goes downhill from there.)

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  10. 3

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    Ni-ki chuckles and slowly leans in even more. Now, their noses were touching. "You have to trust me. In a world without light, I'll be your eyes."

    Sunoo's thumbs linger over Ni-ki's lips, gingerly touching them before leaning closer and whispering, "Well then...I trust you with all my heart."

     

    Alternatively; Kim Sunoo lost his eyesight in a past accident. While trying to enjoy the little things in his life, Sunoo struggles to live happily. One day, Sunoo bumps into Ni-ki -- a once promising kickboxer before something in his past caused him to disassociate himself from everyone. Sunoo's smile brings out a change in Ni-ki, as Ni-ki's determination to help Sunoo in any way he can brings out hope for Sunoo.

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    Exactly what the title says. Short/long hurt/comfort/fluffy Dad Might stories because Dad Might is such a precious, wonderful thing and I love it. This will focus mainly on Izuku and Toshinori, because it's just. Precious.

    Will be updated at random because what is an update schedule wheakjd. XD Enjoy!

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    A system event causes our happily settled transmigrators to return to their original lives! But don't worry, their husbands are being sent along right after! What fun is a special event if you can't get an amazing prize at the end? And this is a pretty unique prize.

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  13. 9

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    Doctoral Professor Jeon Jungkook, Head of the Biology Department, was a genius. A prodigy with multiple accolades and awards littering his teaching desk. But why is it that his 160 IQ suddenly drops in the negative digits when Park Jimin speaks?
    A crush, that’s why. Or so his best friends say. But what does PhD Kim Namjoon and PhD Min Yoongi know?
    That is, until said crush, drunk texts Jungkook that he hates his guts.
    Shenanigans ensue in the form of one biology college student, Park Jimin.

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    Naruto is adopted by Konoha's resident sadists. What starts as a very bad idea ends up changing the world for the better.

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    “Can I be a hero? Even with a useless Quirk?” Izuku asked.
    All Might coughed, covering his mouth very quickly. “What is your Quirk?” He asked.
    Izuku held out his arm and broke it.
    “What-” All Might said, eyes wide, then broke down coughing. And he changed - from being the big recognizable ‘All Might’ to being a thin skeleton man.
    “What?!” Izuku yelled, “All Might?”
    All Might nodded. “Yeah.” He looked at Izuku’s arm. “That… you should probably go to the hospital.” He turned to the side and coughed blood on the ground.
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    Midoriya Izuku, Quirk: Bone Break

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  16. 37

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  17. 95

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    He smiles at his hyungs, blushing as he thanks them one by one, until his gaze lands on Taehyung — whom he most wanted to hear the reaction of, and he finds the elder staring at him with his mouth open.

    “Uhm Tae?” he prompts, and Taehyung shakes his head, his previous glassy eyes changes in a snap, and it focuses on Jungkook with a heated gaze that made him gulp audibly.

    “And that’s our cue.” Jimin announces, pulling Yoongi with him out of the room, the other members on their heels, leaving Jungkook and Taehyung alone in the kitchen.

    or Jungkook colors his hair, and Taehyung loses his shit AU!

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  18. 30

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  19. 7

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    When Meng Yao singlehandedly succeeded in killing Wen Ruohan and ending the Sunshot Campaign, he was in the perfect position to finally be acknowledged by his father. It would be everything his mother had ever wanted for him. It would be everything he’d ever worked for. It would mark the beginning of the life he was always meant to have.

    There was only one small problem.

    "Sect Leader Jin is dead!?"

    Really, that was the least of it...

    (Or, in which Jin Zixuan decides to legitimize his half-siblings. Whoever they are.)

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  20. 99

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    That title is a lie, there’s nothing romantic or fantastical about prince Castiel's life whatsoever. Married off to king Dean for political reasons, his role is to manage the castle and help raise prince Ben, the son of Dean’s first wife. Lisa was the one Dean truly loved, her loss years ago bereaved the entire kingdom. Castiel is a pale replacement nobody cares for much unless they have a problem or something to complain about. Castiel, for his part... well, it was stupid to fall in love with his husband, but he’s always been a dunce and an embarrassment according to Michael. Why change now.

    Then Dean’s sister by marriage, Queen Eileen, decides to show Castiel what his true place in the castle is…

    … and maybe he is in a romance and a fairy tale after all. Just a little bit.

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    • 24 Oct 2020

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    • 03 Oct 2020

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      The Romance of the Daisy ~ a fairy tale
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      Summary:
      That title is a lie, there’s nothing romantic or fantastical about prince Castiel's life whatsoever. Married off to king Dean for political reasons, his role is to manage the castle and help raise prince Ben, the son of Dean’s first wife. Lisa was the one Dean truly loved, her loss years ago bereaved the entire kingdom. Castiel is a pale replacement nobody cares for much unless they have a problem or something to complain about. Castiel, for his part... well, it was stupid to fall in love with his husband, but he’s always been a dunce and an embarrassment according to Michael. Why change now.

      Then Dean’s sister by marriage, Queen Eileen, decides to show Castiel what his true place in the castle is…

      … and maybe he is in a romance and a fairy tale after all. Just a little bit.

    • 03 Oct 2020

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