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    “I oughta grovel, huh?” Your temper crack-pops like kindling. “Beg for absolution? I oughta fucking mourn your cause! Woe unto thee, Kanny Vantas, so pious you’d blow every angel in the host, bested by the sins of the flesh! Deliverance!”

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    At age twelve, Dave begins getting strange dreams that allude to a life he once had. Now a struggling young-adult that has long abandoned his interest in such childish things, his life is changed forever when he delivers pizza to a very familiar face.

    Co-written with KittyMotor, my boyfriend. Chapters are alternating in point-of-view; he writes Karkat's chapters, and I write Dave's.

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    1/?
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    Sixteen teens on a two month luxury cruise for the summer provided for by their rich friends with four twenty four years old college students to chaperone them.

    Late night parties, pool misadventures, fun laser tagging action, bribing bartenders to give a seventeen year old alcohol, and travelling through tourist sights.

    A last hurrah to the last summer they can all be together before they become seniors and go on their separate paths after high school.

    What could go wrong?

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    "No chance of me seeing you shirtless, then?"

    "You have to pay to see the national treasure, Kitkat. I don't think you're rich enough to afford it, so I'll give you a fifty percent discount. The exhibit is located back in the cruise ship, inside your cabin."

    You scoff. "You're fucking ridiculous, Dave."

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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the thieving Strider duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    Sixteen-year-olds and The Afterlife.

     

     
    “No. Uh, I’m not Death. Not as far as I know, at least. That’d be major weird, right?”

    “That’d be weird? Yeah. This situation hasn’t been weird at all so far. But that! That would be weird.”

    “Bro, you don’t have to tell me this is weird.” Dave crosses his arms. “I’m not Death. I’m dead, just like you. I just haven’t been allowed to move on for some stupid reason. Look, I’m sorry you’re dead. I’m trying here, okay? Are you alright or something?”

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    While exploring the tidal pools one day, Tavros Nitram finds a beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, he sees a mysterious creature disappear beneath the water of a hidden sea cave.
    Intent on discovering the identity of the creature, Tavros and his friends go begin an investigation of the town's local folk tales to find any hints that may lead to an answer.

    ~~~

    While swimming around one day, Gamzee Makara loses his beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, while searching for it, he narrowly escapes being spotted by a human.
    The next day, he discovers that a human has his necklace.

    (Updates every two weeks on Monday!)

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    Your name is Feferi Peixes, and you're about to go on your first date with your crush.

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    Tavros seemed to fall from a cloud into your life out of nowhere. Smart, sure of who he was, a punk ass, but not in a way that lept for attention, tried too hard. He just was that way, for all that the boyish exterior was golden brown sparkles and pretty, pretty, pretty. The shaved sides of his head, the tongue ring, his ripped jeans and Birkenstocks, gave hints to the rebel he was, but no one expected what “that quiet guy” said when he really got going.

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    5,357 years ago, Midworld was created. The space between the two worlds of Earth and Heron, Midworld was filled with magic and science. Now, after years of peace, another war is on the rise, without the public's knowledge. Rose Lalonde, a student at Skaia University, must navigate her way through double lives as a college student but also as the leader of an extremely illegal group of people living under the city as she uncovers deep secrets about the city of her birth.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider in hopes of winning $100 billion dollars to preform in a famous Reality TV Show called ‘Sanibel Island’. You can finally provide enough food and pay rent on time for both yourself, and your little brother Dirk. But— great news! Fortunately you have been nominated to win the money, but there’s a catch; you have to challenge against the 11 other contestants for the money. Try not to get eliminated, and you win.

    Do you take the deal?

    Yes. Yes the fuck you do.

    P.S. THESE HOES IS GREEDY.

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    3/?
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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    98/?
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    In which there is aftercare and Dirk doesn't notice.

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    "¡Bruja!"
    "¡Malvada!"
    "¡Matará a nuestros hijos con su magia!"
    "¡Sirvienta del demonio!"
    Esas eran algunas de las cosas que estabas acostumbrada a oír. Era simplemente normal para tí, al fin y al cabo, eso era uno de los inconvenientes que tenía que ser una hechicera...

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    Before the Cryptobusters' fateful encounter with Mothman, there was the episode where they came face to face with Goatman.

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    10/10
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    Karkat Vantas has come back to live in Sburbtown after a few years of living overseas. However, the circumstances of his return are not happy, and he has given up on a part of his family.

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    "Witch!"

    "Evil!"

    "She will kill our children with her magic!"

    "Devil's maid!"

    Those were some of the things you were used to hearing. It was just normal for you, after all, that was one of the inconveniences that had to be a sorceress...

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    And as his world ended, his journey started.
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    John Egbert. mission? kill your gran gran the condesce. Why? She killed your dad.

    But you can't possibly do this alone, that's why you'll need help (you need therapy my dude)

    But in the meantime, let's see what's cooking in the oven.

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    4/?
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    Karkat is a cop and Dave is a DJ. They both are forced to move in with one another because of circumstances. Dirk is under Dave's care, and drama ensues.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    11
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    He wasn't going to care, Dave told himself. Not a single fuck would be given about the stoner clown. That was until said stoner clown took a fucking bite out of a shitty high school elite.

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    29,270
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    12
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    Unlucky are the ones who never find their soulmate. But even unluckier are the ones who find their soulmate to be someone they cannot have.

    A year into high school, Rose Lalonde realises that she is in love with her teacher, and it doesn't take her very long after that to, to both her horror and delight, realise that her teacher crush is, in fact, her cosmically chosen soulmate.

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    English
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    2,526
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    15
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    3
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    70

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