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    They've been together for ten years now. That's what experts call "a long-ass time", especially when you're twenty-five. Rose and Kanaya may have decided that this they might as well get married, but for Dave and Karkat, things haven't been so clear-cut.

    Between trying to get his life together, and convincing himself that he deserves love, Dave is in for an existential ride that'll take him unexpected places, where he'll maybe--just maybe--find himself.

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    In the Great Empire of Alternia, the twelve noble Houses partake in a deadly dance on intrigue, plotting and assassinations, using technology, magic, and daemonic bargains to get one over on each other. Each of these Houses are caught up in their own troubles and conflicts. And underneath these Houses are the common-folk, who grow tired of their mistreatment. How much more can they take before they snap, and before heroes rise up to free themselves and their brethren.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    Kankri is feeling neglected by his "friends", his boyfriend cheated on him with Damara and Horuss. Having enough he runs away to California and meets an old friend that he hasn't seen in ages.

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    Not necessarily new to heartbreak, Eridan Ampora meets the cracking china doll that is Aradia Megido.

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    Terezi Pyrope was a high school freshman when she first encountered enigmatic upperclassman, Vriska Serket. She was a sophomore when they broke up.

    And that year in between?
    Therein — as the bard would tell you — lies the rub.

     

    AKA Self-indulgent Vrisrezi humanstuck high school AU

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    In which Dirk needs a distraction and obviously sex paperwork is the answer.

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    The beta kids run a shitty cryptid hunting show that...somehow got popular. In this episode, they're hunting for Mothman, and they might wind up getting more than they bargained for.

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    It's been a year since the two childhood friends started dating. They plan to commemorate it by finally having their first time together.

    -
    Can’t live without your love inside me now,
    I’ll find a way to slip into your skin somehow,
    I wanna fuck your love slow-
    Catch my heart, go swim,
    Feel your lips crush-

    Hold you here my loveliest friend ♡

    ((Loosely inspired by the song "Crush" by Cigarettes After Sex))

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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

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    One moment could change everything.

    For Karkat, that one moment was when he came home from a pool party at the Peixes residence to find that he's one parent less than before.

    Dave was there to support him through it though.

    ((Prequel to 'You Belong With Me' but can be read independently.))

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    Dave and Karkat had been friends for as long as either of them can remember.

    They did everything together and had been there for for one another throughout the years. From the mind numbingly stupid ideas to holding each other at the death of the other's mother. They knew each other inside and out and shared everything with one another. All their dreams and wishes, all their secrets and desires.

    It was bound to happen that one of them would fall in love with the other. And that's exactly what Karkat did.

    There's only one problem.

    Dave is dating Jade Harley.

    ((Loosely based and inspired by the song "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift.))

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated: Irregularly

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    Dave has just killed his brother with newfound magic that allows him to access a strange world Rose calls Derse. The problem? He might become stuck in Derse if he doesn't get a handle on the magic.
    Karkat, having received generations worth of knowledge about magic from his family, just wants to keep idiots like Dave from being consumed by it.

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    It's not that alarming when the government issued warning is released.
    It's worrying when Dave's neighborhood is quarantined.
    It's a full blown panic when the virus takes over.

    A month after the apocalypse, four teenagers are taking shelter in the back of a gas station. They're desperate to reunite with their guardians, find their friends, and wish the world would go back to normal.
    It's not going to, so they make the best of it.

    (Prologue is Pesterchum, the rest is written normally so feel free to skip the Prologue, it aint a biggie)

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    Band camp has a meaning to everyone: her life, his family, their hell, and to Karkat, his biggest mistake yet. He doesn't know why he put band on his junior schedule, and he doesn't know if he'll survive, but one thing is for sure, he will not go unnoticed, and will not take anything from anyone.

     

    Cover by Ikimaru. I do NOT own any of these characters. I was tempted to name the band director Kortany (he's a dude) but I knew there were better things out there. All characters belong to the ONE and ONLY Andrew Hussie

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    You're not an organized guy. Your extended family's disorganized enough to be drastically different (one friend of yours argued successfully that you guys cover every MBTI type, BIG yikes). That doesn't mean you're immune to weirdness, though—sure, you'd considered yourself some degree of impervious but this minor pantheon seems determined to prove you wrong...

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    this is a fic where the homestucks won the game, but when they traveled through, they were transported outside the sunny town of riverdale, and well... shenanigans ensue. dave has to deal with bro, cheryl has to deal with Penelope, and karkat and Toni are concerned significant others. secrets come out, and secrets are buried.

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    CG: ANYWAY YOU KNOW HOW I MENTIONED HAVING A BROTHER ONCE AND REMEMBER HOW YOU’VE LITERALLY NEVER LET ME FORGET?
    TA: you found hiim?

    Karkat groaned, rubbed his eyes and shoved another strawberry into his mouth.

    CG: MORE LIKE HE FOUND ME.
    CG: AND NOW I HAVE HIS CREDIT CARD DETAILS, MONEY AND MEMBERSHIP TO THE FUCKING PORTRAIT GALLERY OF ALL THINGS AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
    TA: well obviiou2ly the fiir2t port of call ii2 two get iintwo hii2 bank account.
    TA: fuckiing iidiiot.

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