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    It was a sunny day after school, and here Karkat was sitting cornered behind the school by a vampire.

     

    Dave’s cold fingers brushed the side of Karkat’s face, coaxing him to look at him. He chuckled when Karkat continued to refuse to look him in the eye.

     

    “Scared?”

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    3/?
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    You can pick out a suit and shit for me to wear, Strider says, and I’ll wear it. You’re not sure this is part of any deal. You tell him he’d basically already agreed. Yeah, he says, but I’m only gonna do it if you pick one out for this asshole. He points at the boss, like there's a fourth asshole in the room it could be.

    Oh, you say. You should be more eloquent.

    No hats, he says. He’s not part of the Crew, he says. Wouldn’t be right to wear the hat.

    Yeah, you agree, and you don’t say that you think he would be if he wanted to wear the hat, because you know it ain’t about the hat at all. Instead, you say you’ll introduce ‘em both to your tailor. You tell the boss he’s gotta behave. Slick says fuck you he always behaves, and you think you and Strider nearly roll your eyes at the exact same moment, because he says fuck both of you, he does behave, but the tailor better not put any needles in anywhere else there’ll be a knife in somewhere in return.

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    Пять лет назад компьютер Дэйва подцепил неизвестный вирус. Вирус оказался продвинутым ИИ, который стал опорой для Дэйва. Спустя пять лет это ИИ помогает дэйву социализироваться и вернуться в общество. Дэйв не знает лишь одного. ИИ нестабилен, он может самоуничтожится, но последняя информация, которую он пытается сохранить, это инфорация о нём, Дэйве.

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    Kanaya Maryam has always felt a little bit trapped. Granted, she does keeps these particular feelings to herself, but she’s growing a bit tired of playing the mediator for all these ridiculous high school romances. She’s growing so tired of it, in fact, that swearing off romance forever is starting to look pretty appealing. That is, until she gets stuck acting as a glorified tour guide for an odd new student who, like her, has an interest in the macabre: one Rose Lalonde.

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    1/?
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    John moves to a new city to start over. Karkat just wants to forget. A chance meeting of fate, two souls learning how to trust and love again. They will discover a way, together, to rewrite their stars.

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    4/?
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    You liked the feeling of being close to her. It made your chest feel weird. Your friend Equius had asked if it made you feel butterflies in your stomach, but that made no sense. Why would butterflies be im your stomach? You had never eaten one. Okey that was a lie. You ate one when you were younger since you loved cats, you wanted to be one. You copied what your cat did then and ate a butterfly. But you don’t think Equius was referring to that…

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    5/?
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    i don't really know where this story is gonna go tbh but all you need to know is that it's homestuck characters at hogwarts :)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    22
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    Dave Strider thought that getting away from Bro would solve all of his problems. Little did he know, the foster care system has other plans in mind, including rooming him with the grumpiest human in existence: Karkat Vantas.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    Dave and John have lived together for almost a year now, and they’ve always liked to have “challenges” such as Who Can Stay Awake The Longest, Who Can Avoid Crying The Longest While Watching Big Hero Six, and Who Won't Drink Anything For The Longest Amount Of Time. The two boys have always had innocent fun while doing these until Dave has an idea. Who Can Hold Their Piss In The Longest? Suddenly, the fun isn't so innocent anymore.

    A Dave/John smut story

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    4/?
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    Karkat Vantas is a normal kid. He's got a dad who loves him, a shitty old house in a small, rural Texan town, friends, dreams, chronic insomnia, and the worst set of classmates that he could ever have not wanted.

    He goes to school, spends time with friends, does his homework. He gets hurt. He has fun. He grows up. He has a life, just like anybody. And life is boring, isn't it?

    Well, that's the thing.

    It never is.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    Roci Strider is many things, confused and closed off makes up a lot of those things, so, of course, middle and high school are absolute hell. Friends, opening up, and confronting herself aren't things that come naturally and it's practically impossible to get past her wall that she's built up. Doesn't mean people don't try relentlessly--like holy shit can these guys lay off?

    or

    humanstuck AU that I've invested too much time into.

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    1/?
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Equius and Horuss are not very popular. Maybe it's because of their disdain for those "socially lower" than them. Maybe it's because of their strict father. But whatever the reason, it certainly makes relationships difficult.

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    Chapters:
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    Vriska Serket cuts a drunken swath through the tiny, close-knit population of the lesbian bars of Seattle, leaving a trail of stunned ex-lovers and affronted girlfriends-of-same in her uncaring wake. But one well-built and formidable somebody refuses to take her shit, and it knocks her onto her back... In more ways than even she saw coming.
    But aren’t those just the loveliest encounters?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Cronus and Kankri have a distinct morning ritual.

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    This is just, domestic fluff. That's all. Enjoy

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    1/1
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    10
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    You, personally, never really believed in love at first sight. You've always wanted a love like in the movies, sure -- but you always were taught that was fake.

    That is, until you met Dirk Strider.

     

    A one-time pressured birthday visit to a gay bar after years of depression & isolation results in a certain John Egbert meeting his future boyfriend. And, these are the events that followed after.

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    2/?
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    just a shitty humanstuck vrisrezi story. theres more ships too

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    2/?
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    In an alternate universe, the Archangel Foundation uses every resource at their disposal to contain the reborn gods of a long since dead world before they destroy said universe. Their methods are unethical at best.

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    English
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    Dirk just wanted to get through high school, not be hunted down by an evil organisation but apparently he doesn't get a say in the matter, also why won't this ghost leave him alone and what is he hiding? Hopefully all the shit he's going through doesn't affect his social life and grades.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    11
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    26
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    4
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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    “So, why won’t you just make Jade a scarf or something? I’ve seen you whip up two scarves in an hour.”

    “There’s said to be a curse.”

    “There’s no such thing!” Dirk protests.

    “I’m dead. My baby sister, swayed to darkness and witchcraft, she’s going to be burned at the fucking stake…” Hal is laughing hysterically. "What kind of curse?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    6

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