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    Many things happen throughout the universe every day- perhaps of your doing, perhaps completely naturally, untouched by any sentient hand- by either a butterfly beating its wings, or by the rapture of sonder, things change. People change.
    Maybe it's that change that makes things better- that turns the tides from good to bad- maybe it's simply natural, for it all to end like this.

    (I.E, Obligatory Sneeg-centric multi POV Space fic because *aliens*)
    "Sneeg's been through a lot in his life, no matter how conventionally "Short" it may be- or how short he is." - OG summary

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    Tommy’s parents passed away when he was young. He couldn’t remember them well enough to care. Dream told him stories, however, stating that their parents were narcissistic and abusive, at best. Neglectful parents and tyrannical rulers of the Dawnwind Kingdom.

    Most would agree, and celebrated their downfall. There was, of course, a spiteful minority, but for the most part, the kingdom was delighted to see Dream take the throne. At first, he proved to be a kind and peaceful ruler, having seemingly broken the vicious cycle of kings and queens set by their great-grandparents.

    But as time moved on, things began to grow worse for the kingdom. Something was dangerously wrong with their new king, and only a few years into his rein, his little brother had gone mysteriously missing.

    Meanwhile, deep in the forest, the young prince thrived, safe within a small family of monsters that had taken him in as their own, unaware of the hunt within the walls of the kingdom, and the prophecy that would lead to it’s destruction.

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    I am Tommy Innit and I was born to be the Guardian of the Cores

    I watched as the Kingdom I was born in was obliterated by the Eggpire

    I stole the Avian and Shulk Cores

    I am the sole survivor of the Origin’s Slaughter

    I am one of the two survivors of the Avian’s Last Stand

    I am hunted by every side for what I have done

    I am alone…

    Aren’t I?

    or

    Tommy is a traumatic Avian who had the world burn around him :)
    And now he’s going to be a part of a rebellion :D
    And yes I love angst endings >:D

    (Inspired by Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun)

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    There are legends of people with wings. The tales say they are horrible creatures built on violence and the urge to kill.

    But surely the kid asleep in his arms can not be what they say.

    Techno has been left on his own for a year, but when he comes across an injured avian in the forest near his home, he must go on a journey to return the prince of the Antarctic Empire to his home. The only problem is—well actually, there’s tons of problems. Humans hate avians, he has no clue where the avians are, Techno’s family has no idea where he’s gone, and more importantly, he has no idea how to take care of a baby.

     

    Or - technodad

    Title from Birds by Imagine Dragons

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    Wilbur is the pilot of a ship too big for one phantom. But somehow, if his increasingly risky decisions don't get him killed, maybe space won't be so lonely anymore.

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    Wilbur, like most people, isn’t sure what to do when he finds a teenager alone on the side of the street. He’s even more not sure what to do when that teenager is three inches tall.

    And then he makes a promise, that the boy will go home soon. And then that promise is broken, and another one takes it’s place.

    Or: a story in which it is a small world, and promises are meant to be broken
     

    Inspired by: The Secret World Of Arrietty

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    Phil tries to care for four kids by himself so of course, he's bound to forget something every so often, it's just that he consistently forgets one of his son's birthdays.

    Poor Tubbo, he just wants to enjoy his birthday with his family.

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    When Technoblade was four, Philza became his father and Wilbur his brother. Of course, he didn’t really remember much from that time, but he had always known he was adopted.

    How could he not? He was a piglin, after all.

    When Technoblade was ten, Tommy became part of the household. The loud and annoying, yet loveable boy was sure to be lodged in his heart forever.

    When Technoblade was thirteen, he and his family moved to a city, far from where he had spent the better part of his life.

    After that, everything went wrong.

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    The first chapter is mainly prologue, then it gets to the plot

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    From the age of five onwards, everything turned right-side up in Thomas Articraft's life. Family dinners were happier, his action figure collection truly began expanding on his bookshelf, and he discovered his love for animals of all kinds--the latter much to the disapproval of his father, who would rather not spend his afternoons trying to clean the carpets of mud that stray dogs brought in. Everything came to a stark halt on the morning of Thomas's eleventh birthday when he noticed an opened letter on the coffee table, addressed to him in wonderful dark handwriting, bearing an emblem on the front he had only seen briefly in his father's old, since then shredded documents. Surely this wasn't anything serious, right?

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    They say gods do not bleed, but he watched all three of them crumble at his feet and turn to stardust. They may not have bled, but they died all the same. They say gods cannot love, for they are too cruel, but he cried for the first, and last time that day, and made a promise to himself; that he'll find them again, no matter how long it takes or the cost. He'll find them.

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    Tommy, Phil, Techno and Wilbur were gods once. Admittedly not the strongest and most feared, but respected nonetheless, or so they believed. They believed a lot of things that weren't true, such that they'd live forever.

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    Wilbur had been in the east part of the city of E'Sempkey on his home moon for a couple of weeks now, playing in markets and bars all over. He'd even managed to find a place to stay for a couple of weeks, free of charge so long as he played in the evening first. He was pretty sure it was what would qualify as what the humans would have called a 'trav'ling minstrail' in medieval days.

    His life was fine. Great, in fact. Fantastic, one might say.

    Loneliness? What's that?

     

    Or, Wilbur ends up getting unwillingly dragged on an adventure to save the galaxy with space pirates and finds family along the way

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    Technoblade is tired of remembering, Wilbur hasn't visited in a while.

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    Alternatively: Author is learning how to write through Wilbur Soot and Technoblade

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    Technoblade has always been an outcast amongst his own.
    But that's about to change: if he manages to kill one of the Monsters attacking his village, no one will be able to doubt his value or loyalty any longer. Only, he didn't expect it to look so... Human.

    Meanwhile, Philza wonders if all Humans treat their chicks so poorly, or if this one is an exception. (And also what he can do about it.)

    Vaguely inspired by How to Train your Dragon (but I made most of the humans evil) and by “Casserole :D” ’s wonderful animations on Youtube

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    It's not okay when your shitty dad (No hate to actual Phil, that man is dadza) decides to visit after years of not being there for his family. It's also not okay is when your older brothers do something dumb and mess with the height of the other one yet again. Only this time, you grow gigantic.

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    Tommy was caught in a staring contest, with himself.
    •••
    OR; Origin SMP meets Dream SMP and it goes about as well as you would expect.

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    “I-I think that’s the- the last of ‘em, mate,” he shakily laughed, eventually forcing himself to sit up, his arm still wrapped around Technoblade. Phil groaned heavily when his vision tilted violently to the side, trying to fight back the sour bile he could feel coming up to his throat. Tightly shutting his eyes, Phil forcefully swallowed to keep the bile down, but all it did was increase the urge to be sick even more.

    As he sat even further up, Phil felt Techno's arms fall limply to his sides, one of them landing across Phil's lap. It took Phil a second to register that the arm laying across his lap belonged to the man he was still hugging close to his chest, but once he did, Phil also realized that there was something else terribly wrong with Technoblade.

    He was leaning too heavily on Phil. 

    "T-Techno?" The Elytrian nervously asked, his voice small as he gave him a shake. “H-hey… Hey, pota’o farmer, now’s a really bad time fer jokes there, mate.” Phil gave him an even firmer shake. 

    And Technoblade failed to respond.
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    Aka, the more angsty, alternate retelling of Chapter 2 from Solanum Tuberosum

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    “So…So you’re vampires? Actual, blood drinking vampires?” Techno asked just to be sure.

    Phil nodded. “That’s right.”

    “And…And you decided that you’d grab some homeless guy to come babysit your kid?” He added.

    Phil nodded once more. “Yes. Although I left it up to Wilbur, it’s kind of his fault.”

    “You seemed nice enough.” Wilbur shrugged. “Look we needed someone desperate enough to accept this job, do you want it or not?"
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    OR: Homeless Technoblade gets taken in by the Minecraft family, who turns out to be a group of vampires. Also he becomes a babysitter? It's not his ideal job, but damn is it worth it for the money he's making.

    (Also maybe Tommy isn't that bad, not that he'd ever admit that to anyone.)

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    Technoblade a toujours été un paria parmi les siens.
    Mais c'est sur le point de changer : s'il parvient à tuer un des monstres qui attaquent son village, ils ne pourront plus douter de sa valeur. Seulement, il ne s'attendait pas à ce qu'il ait l'air aussi... Humain.

    Pendant ce temps, Philza se demande si les Humains soignent toujours aussi mal leurs petits, ou si celui-ci est une exception. Et ce qu'il peut faire pour y remédier.

    Vaguement inspirée par le film Dragon et par les merveilleuses animations de Casserole sur Youtube

     

    Hey, want to read this in English? Look here or go snoop on my account

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    A look into the past of the Hybrids of the Origin SMP

    Every chapter, unless specified, is in a new perspective.

    Join the Hybrids in their struggle for survival against the Hunters that pursue them.

    *Inspired by Casserole on Youtube so please go and check them out*

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    "Why do you hang out with me? Don't you have other friends to annoy". He says in mock annoyance. He is genuinely curious. Tommy has been the first person in town to go stick around.

     

    Some people are nice, especially since he protected the village from raiders and mobs a few times but a lot of the time, he's too scary looking for anyone to approach so easily. Especially kids.

    But Tommy entered his florist one day, looked around, saw Techno, smiled and asked the dumbest question Technos ever heard someone say.

    'What's the worst word you know?'.

    And like that, he never left.

    Techno might seem annoyed but internally, he is rather grateful.

    Tommy stays silent for a while and when Techno looks up to see what the child is doing, he's staring up to the sky, looking at something through the clouds, deep in thought.

    Techno watched him for a minute, seeing his mind flick through thoughts in his head.

    "Not sure yet, I just… got curious".

     

    Techno is a florist but an ex-soldier who holds a soft spot for a blonde haired mystery boy who visits his shop. Having no clue the truth behind those blue eyes.

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