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    The war was over and Harry Potter watched his friends move on without him. Now two years later, he’s directionless, living alone in a half torn apart dilapidated house and the crushing weight of the Wizarding World’s expectations had finally caught up with him. And so, he decided that if he was already considered a disappointment, he might as well be spectacularly disappointing.

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    Eddie Munson thought he was a goner—until a bonafide wizard stepped right off a D&D character sheet and saved the day.

    It was pretty damn metal.

    (Or: the one in which Harry gets stuck in the Upside Down, puts a beatdown on a swarm of demobats, and introduces Hawkins, Indiana to the strange brand of luck that follows him everywhere. And if in the meantime, he lets himself get distracted by a couple of bat-toting, head-banging boys? Well, who's going to stop him?)

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    Its the Summer before Harry's Third Year. He is left unsupervised in Diagon Alley for five weeks. What else is he going to do but explore?
    But things aren't always what they seem.

    This is the rewrite, the original is still up if you want to read it

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    He doesn't trust Riddle. Doesn't trust the glint in his eyes, the calculating look before he helps another student, the smile that warps him into something angelic. He's learned well enough not to trust perfection.

    It's still too little, too late.

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    The realization that even legends must die, and the havoc it reaps.

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    The summer between her fourth and fifth years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have been difficult for Harry Potter as she has spent too long being able to mull over her feelings. She's confused, and hurt that her friends haven't spoken to her, and with a slight crisis about her identity she's had nobody to turn to.

    We join her on her last evening before rejoining her friends.
    You know the characters, you know the settings, but with a *slight* tweak of fate, her life begins to diverge from canon.

    I hope you enjoy, and this is my first fanfic, please be nice...

    It won't be explicit but there may be mature aspects, hence the rating. I'll put a warning on the chapters if it goes above a teen in actual content.

    As of chapter 31, fifth year is complete and we're back into summer.

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    He was an older boy. He was popular. He was kind and funny. He was everything Harry wasn’t and more. It shouldn’t have worked. It should have exploded in Harry’s face the second he pronounced those cursed words. But it didn’t. That’s what kept Harry hoping, praying, begging every day for his luck to extend even further. Every shared smile, every furtive glance, every inside joke formed a resolution in Harry’s heart. Maybe it could happen. Maybe Harry would finally get exactly what he wanted. He could be the person he wanted to be.

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    this is entirely self indulgent, so i do this for me, but if you enjoy my stuff good for you.
    not my first fic but my first on here. onto the actual summary!

    Percy and Annabeth were on a date in the woods than got called to the big house by Nico, and got told magic exists! now they have to juggle being teachers while also trying not to die.

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    Harry waits, but the hex never comes. In the mirror, Malfoy’s eyes dip shut, and he lets out a soft sound that goes right through Harry, heat rising in his body, pushing out against his chest.

    Malfoy turns slowly, careful not to dislodge Harry’s hand. He swallows, Adam's apple bobbing, then speaks, his voice low. “Don’t start something you won’t finish.”

    ***

    Harry’s not sure why he’s started hooking up with Malfoy. Boredom, or the heat of the summer, maybe. Whatever it is, it’s nothing too complicated. Right?

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    Malfoy drops in on Harry's semi-reluctant return to Hogwarts, and Hermione somehow makes it Harry's problem, which means he's forced (forced, I tell you!) to confront both his emotions and the idea of Malfoy in no pants. The two topics are unrelated.

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    It was Andromeda who, on hearing that Harry planned to restore the Black family tapestry, insisted that the best tapestry thread could only be found in a tiny little shop in Hogsmeade.

    The same tiny little shop where Draco worked.

    Which is how Harry had found himself trying to make an appropriate amount of eye contact – look at his eyes, Harry, not his soft hair and just-right arms and the dimple in his left cheek and – as Draco explained how the thread worked.

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    PROMPTS:
    - In which Harry and/or Hermione find or send a message in a bottle
    - Where Harry and Hermione both pine for each other.

     

    Harry's tense rivalry with a certain bushy haired witch unfortunately means that the girl he loves will likely never return his feelings. Deciding to spill his frustrations on paper, he puts the message in a bottle and throws it in the lake before promptly forgetting all about it.

    But, what he doesn't know is that the message in the bottle is found by none other than Hermione Granger.

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    Harry Potter has left the wizarding world behind and ended up involved with the mafia as an independent information broker.

    He's not terribly surprised.

    He ends up acquainted with Reborn and the cursed baby asks him to join him in Japan for a job.

    The fact that he accepts is more out of ennui than surprise. Really.

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    8th year fic. Relationship dramas. AU where Cedric lived and goes on to date Harry. But a blond slytherin throws a spanner into the cogs of their relationship. Lust and hurt and longing and confusion.

    Originally published by me on fanfiction . net

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    I'm marking this as finished because it has been/being rewritten and continued in new story. (hence why this has old after the title).

     

    Its the Summer before Harry's Third Year. He is left unsupervised in Diagon Alley for five weeks. What else is he going to do but explore?
    But things aren't always what they seem.

    Is being edited! Follow my Facebook page for more info: https://www.facebook.com/groups/978892529311873

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    27/?
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    Harry didn’t, Harry tried, Harry failed.

    And then he picked himself up, one piece at a time, with the help of his friends and one Draco Malfoy.

    In which your vice is not my vice, and Harry discovers that he can just be.

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    “Alright, but you are aware that this is a Candy Shop, right?”

    “Not really, but does it matter? Just fix it. I will pay whatever it is, in money, that is. I need to get that thing to work and stop ruining my life.”

    So what if he was being dramatic. It was very tiresome to have to buy one phone every other day because they always exploded, just stopped working, got transfigured accidentally, or vanished.

     

    OR

    Harry Potter is so done with his magic making all his cell phones explode, so he decides to find someone who can fix it. He was thinking of a Wizard, but that wasn't specified in the runic array. Now, he's in Japan and he thinks he's being probably experimented on.

    But, oh well, if he makes the phone work, it will be fine.

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    ... and one of them is trying to convince hobbit to go on an adventure, and the other three are really interested in his anatomy. Oh, and there are also 13 dwarves eating his food.
    Bilbo is so done.

    Or Harry, Hermione and Draco end up in another world due to some portal shenanigans, try to steal a dragon and find new ways to become immortal.
    They're also gay.

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    Hair ruffled, glasses askew, Harry is blinking owlishly at having to suddenly face the sunny daylight brightening up their bedroom. Not for the first time, Severus wonders why his heathen heart decided to fall for someone so anarchic.

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    Harry held his breath for a month waiting for someone to tell him this was all some big joke. Except the punchline never comes. But what happens when Harry isn't what the Wizarding World was expecting?

    Slytherin!Harry
    Good!Snape

    ¡¡Corporal Punishment utilized as a school punishment!! (not graphic depictions)

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    Hermione scans the parchment that one of the twins placed in her hands. "And you simply found it?"
    "If you consider it easy to break into Filch's office and steal a few confiscated items, then yes, we simply found it," Fred tells her. That day he decides to wear the green sweater Molly sewed for him last Christmas.
    The prefect closes her eyes and hands him the paper. "I consider it illegal."
    "We might as well play it cool this time." Ron looks at her hopefully, "It's a treasure map, Hermione!"
    "There really is a risk of taking home the most valuable thing in all of Hogwarts." Ginny, with her head resting on George's shoulder, shows off two big puppy eyes and bites her lip. She clearly needs some money again.

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