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    Clint’s name has become synonymous with fucking things up. When you have a one night stand with him, your whole life gets Bartoned.

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    It was an article for Variety that read: HAWKEYE AND THE WINTER SOLDIER’S SECRET ROMANCE.

    Clint spit coffee everywhere, as he’d unfortunately taken a sip just before reading that. He coughed, swallowing some down wrong even as he spit out the rest, and immediately Bucky was there, patting his back with strong thumps.

    Clint gulped down air before saying, “Wait, what the fuck?”

     

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    5 times Bucky "saves" Clint, and 1 time Clint saves Bucky.

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    Anthony was Hydra-born and raised, given to the organization by his own father. But despite all his training and conditioning, his handlers were unable to keep him from thinking for himself. Once he’d grown, Anthony leaves it all behind.

    As it turns out, however, leaving was the easy part. Staying out and learning to be a person is the challenge - and it certainly doesn’t help that he shares a face with billionaire industrialist Arno Stark.

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    Hawkeye has a long and varied past. He’s been a carnie, a spy, a superhero, even a brainwashed soldier.

    He also was, no matter how much he hates to admit it, an ex-criminal.

    It’s a part of his past he moved on from long ago and hoped he could just forget ever happened. But when an old associate contacts him for help, Clint is reminded that not everything he had so desperately tried to leave behind was something bad.

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    Fantasy AU following Clint and Natasha as they (hopefully) defeat the forces of evil.

    (Yes, I'm aware that I have no idea what the word 'summary' means)

    Will update tags and warnings as they come up.

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    Clint Barton knew a lot about pain given the fact that he got injured a lot. Like, a ridiculous shit ton of injuries. But the only good thing that could be said of pain was the moment when it stopped. That sweet moment of relief after the suffering. It’s that moment, when you’re finally free from pain, that makes you appreciate the pain-free state that we often take for granted.

    Five Times Clint Barton got hurt or injured and the wonderful moments the pain finally stopped, plus one time he actually didn't get injured.

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    basicwhitebucky: guys clints in jail

    sammyclassicsonicfan: Oh my god

    brownrecluse: Not again

    pdarpakr: what did he do

    basicwhitebucky: he climbed to the top of a statue, yelled, "MY NECK, MY BACK, LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK", fell off the statue, then got arrested

    sammyclassicsonicfan: At least he got arrested for a reason like that

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    A group chat fic in an au for marvel while they're in high school.

    Some people are juniors and some are seniors. Also ships are something i am doing, but they won't appear in the first chapter or anything. Imma wait it out to officially introduce them.

    I got a few names from cryptic_potatos skate fast eat ass universe so that's a thing.

    Okay so (possibly) enjoy the story!

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    sticky boi: because i have a will to live
    sticky boi: or at least if i die nobody will be around to protect queens

     

    ill break ur face then ill win ur case: Priorities am I right [MESSAGE SENT VIA VOICE-TO-TEXT]

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    When Matt Murdock ends up accidentally adopting a stray dog, he finds himself getting into all sorts of new trouble. Daredevil isn't the only superhero with a love for canine companions - Hawkeye is more than eager to help out when it comes to rescuing dogs, or any kind of animal really. But can they keep on top of all the animal-related crimes of Hell's Kitchen? Or will "Quacks, Hawks and Paws animal rescue" crash and burn amongst it's flames?

    (Want cute dogs, sweet fluff, a splash of occasional angst, and eventual romance? Then this is the fic for you! But fair warning, it's a slow burner.)

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    It was unorthodox back then, but they'd wanted to. Then Bucky had fallen and Steve had gone under, and so had the fantasy.

    But they've got another chance, and this time, they're not letting it get away.

    Written for the 2020 MCU Kink Bang!

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    When Bucky’s depression hits so hard he can’t even get out of bed, Clint takes over for him.

    Square filled: I2 Bucky learns about the future

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    Clint shuffles over and flops down uncomfortably close to Bucky with half a bagel stuffed into his cheeks like a goddamn chipmunk. “Would you rather vacation on a tropical island or like, I dunno, France or some shit?”

    Bucky pauses, his brain trying to catch up but only registering that Clint looks kind of adorable and now’s not really the time nor the place for that kind of bullshit. “Would I what?”

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    Lucy was just minding her own business when some dirtbags screwed up her date and doused the whole cafeteria with a sex pollen, the symptoms of which can only be relieved by having sex with someone. Despite the discomfort, she is surrounded by our favorite superheroes and Tony Stark himself volunteers to, err, help her with relief. Lucy might think the worst Friday of her life might get better after all, but things take a turn for the downright unbelievable when she ventures to the communal kitchen for a post-coital snack...

    AKA the sex-pollen fic that slowly turns into an orgy, that nobody asked for.

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    I saw a picture on the internet and used it as a prompt to make a series of ficlets featuring an OFC and poly!Avengers. Seriously, that's it. There's even no porn.

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    Clint finds himself in a bit of a bind until he is rescued by a mysterious stranger. Unfortunately, said stranger has never watched Shrek. Fortunately, he does like pizza. Thus begins a tale of romance, adventure, pizza, and an exasperated Natasha.

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    Bucky Barnes did not have a soulmate. Never had one. He had vague memories of writing on his skin and staring longingly at it, hoping an answer would appear the way he’d seen it happen on his ma’s arm, whenever she wrote his dad a note. An answer never appeared.

    That was, until one day halfway through February.

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    Clint keeps running into Steve. Literally.

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    Bucky and Clint traverse the galaxy raiding Hydra ships and outposts. On one particular excursion they happen to find more than they were looking for.

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    The last thing Bucky needs tonight is a drunk, naked, concussed Clint Barton. He knows that if left to his own devices, his boyfriend is likely to submit to gravity’s advances, again. Or, do something stupid like start dancing to YMCA while soaping himself up. Either way, the outcome is slipping, hitting his head, and knocking himself out. And as much as Bucky loathes to hinder karma, he is just too exhausted to spend the night in the emergency room, waiting for CT scans to come back to tell him what he already knows: there is a lot of abnormal activity going on in Clint’s brain. Acting as a shower chaperone is the lesser of two evils.

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    Bucky's not smiling back maybe, not exactly, but the lines of his face have softened a little. He looks good in the dim light of the almost-closed shop; Clint can tell that there's baggage there, but he's got a freight train of his own full of it and that's never once held him back.

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