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    Charles has absolutely zero sense of self preservation and that causes Henry Stickmin much grief and exasperation.
    Only person who might be slightly more exasperated is Ellie, who has to watch these two oblivious morons pine after each other, bless her and her infinite patience.

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    Triple Threat just be vibing it up, till Charles gets kidnapped :/
    Angst ensues ;)

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    Charles Xavier is a billionaire playboy and powerful telepath. He has no reason to settle down. Driven by carnal desire, he stalks nightclubs across the country in search of fun, meaningless sex. But after one passionate night aboard his yacht with Erik Lehnsherr, Charles finds himself in an unfamiliar position.

    Because Erik is the one who just walks away. And Charles is facing a barrage of feelings that are brand new to him.

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    “You honestly thought there would be nothing wrong,” Erik growls, “with reading out incantations from a book literally titled Book of the Dead.”

    “Well, when you put it like that,” Charles says weakly. “Look, you didn’t stop me either!”

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    Or Erik is a hapless ex-soldier hunting his mother's killer down, Charles is a professor, and together they accidentally raise the worst sort of mummy they could possibly raise.

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    Based on this post about a Vampire waking up and hanging out in a library.
    Erik is a cranky professor and Charles is a chipper old vampire pretending to be a student. Hank is just hanging in there for the credit and maybe immortality. Whichever comes first.

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    It is unsafe to be so exposed. It is unsafe to be in a five-pointed box--

    "You gonna be okay, Erik?" Logan asks, and it's like he knows before a word is uttered in reply.

    His lips feel tight and dry, ready to split at the cracks when he smiles. "I survive."

    By the skin of his teeth.

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    By you, this World has everything left to lose. / And I, your sentry of ice, shall allways protect / what your Joy so dangerously resumes. / I'll destroy no World / so long it keeps turning with flurry & gush, / petals & stems bending and lush, / and allways our hushes returning anew. — Mark Z. Danielewski

    Everyone is born with an Indication determining their Dominant or submissive score. Those lower on the scale are naturally inclined to defer to those higher. Erik Lehnsherr is one of the 27 global population of D5s, hyperdominants that can use vocal persuasion to make anyone, of any score, do anything. Charles Xavier happens to be his generation's first recorded S1, a hypersubmissive and the only Indication capable of resisting a D5 and retaining their own agency.

    Some stories start out inevitable. And while there are sparks, there is also one small caveat: Erik Lehnsherr is in a CIA detention facility after blowing up a government building in an act (Langley feels is) of terrorism. Charles Xavier has been assigned by Moira MacTaggert as his forensic psychiatrist.

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    Erik Lensherr has been 'fighting for mutant rights' for the last couple years. Some might call it terrorism, but those people were narrow-minded. Unfortunately, this means that when Magda Maximoff died, no one was able to locate him to let him know that his children were without a guardian. Charles Xavier was selected as their foster parent instead, and had been doing an excellent job for the past year. Erik is back now and has no intention of being separated from his children, but working together for the kids is easier said than done.


    In a different situation— some anonymous bar in some overpopulated city, perhaps— Erik would absolutely have been interested. He was slender and looked about Erik’s age, but his eyes took up the majority of his face and were almost alarmingly blue. His dark curls looked like they were made for a hand to fist in. His anger was nearly palpable, sparking off him in waves that Erik could physically feel. Under any other circumstance, he’d be attracted, would have immediately started things working to get the pretty little Englishman back to his place.

    Not this circumstance.

    “You will not,” the Brit snarled at Erik, “Not be taking custody of my children.”

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    Charles didn’t realise En Sabur Nur succeeded in putting his consciousness into Charles’s body before it was too late.

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    War breaks between the Four Mutant Kingdoms and the humans, leading to the fall of three of the Mutant Kingdoms by the hands of Sentinels, created to hunt and kill mutants; the only kingdom still standing is Genosha, the oldest of the Four, ruled by King Erik Lehnsherr. Thanks to the war, Genosha turns into a refuge for the other kingdoms and their people.

    Westchester was the only Mutant Kingdom where telepaths could live freely, where they weren't collared and turned into pets, ruled by King Charles Xavier — a telepath himself. When the Sentinels attack, the Westchester King flees the kingdom, taking the few Westchester survivors with him to Genosha. With his home destroyed and the safety of what remained of his people in mind, Charles makes a plan to guarantee he will raise his kingdom from the ruins it became as well as keep his people safe, even if it meant he'd lose his crown and his freedom.

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    DarkER Erik. Erik was never truly the same after everything that had happened over the years. Getting out of prison, losing his family twice the camps, Nazis, Apocalypse, SHAW. He may be fine physically. But emotionally not so much.

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    Charles does what he can for mutants - helps them towards safety, or guides them to Logan's freakshow where they might find a home. He knows society's views are wrong, but there is little he is able to do within the law. Things change when he finds himself attacked in his home by someone with murder on his mind.

    Erik knows all about scientists, what they are capable of. And on paper, this Doctor Xavier looks terrible. He suspects the world would be better off without him. With his powers, its easy to slip into the manor at night. But he wasn't expecting a telepath.

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    The moment when Charles realized he was in love with Pierre and decided that playing the piano was the way to go.

    Or, Charles living in a dream, not knowing how to separate it from reality, fluff ensues

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    Erik Lehnsherr has been locked away in a plastic cell for 20 years. The only time he is ALLOWED outside is when Trask and Stryker run their experiments on him. And they have him run missions for them. He assumes everyone he knows is dead. So he gave up hope that anyone was going to save him. Or at the very least kill him to spare him from fate. Then one day a powerful mutant with 3 minions arrives and saves him. Erik thought it was the happiest day of his life. However, when he found out that not only were the x-men were alive. The BROTHERHOOD was alive. He was heartbroken to find out that everyone moved on. Moved on from HIM. Naturally of course he….did NOT take it well.

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    “So I was thinking...” begins Charles, and oh — Seb does not like what his well-honed senses are telling him.

    “Can you give me a red envelope?” asks Charles. “Because you’re married and I’m not.”

    Seb doesn’t know why anyone’s marital status means that he should give Charles a red envelope. Not for the first time, Seb struggles to understand Charles’ logic.

    It is the week before Chinese New Year.

    Charles finds out from Wikipedia that it’s a Chinese New Year tradition for married people to give a red envelope filled with money to unmarried people. The red colour symbolises good luck and is supposed to ward off evil spirits. On impulse, he decides to request a red envelope from Sebastian.

    Things happen.

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    Thorin Oakenshield is captured and enslaved. He is given a choice to either rape you or have members of his people killed by slavers. However, there is something about you that Thorin finds extremely intriguing way before he was put into this dilemma, and he can't figure out why. What is a dwarf to do?

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    Erik Lensherr and Charles Xavier have broken up, and Erik is done with the whole 'mourning' period. He goes to Rhyscorp Memory Care in order to have his memories of the relationship removed, aiming to improve his focus on his missions with the Brotherhood rather than the end of his relationship. Unfortunately, he has to see the memories as they're collected for removal, and in the process remember why he was in that relationship in the first place.

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    Prince Erik in the middle of a kidnapping gone wrong. He finds himself drowning. Only...not in the way he expects. And he soon discovered that there is a whole new world out there. And that everyone including his parents has been keeping things from him.

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    Erik is a part human, part sorcerer, part nature spirit. Hated and feared by all three beings, except a certain sorcerer king and a human. He is the consort of the immortal king, who falls for a mortal.

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    After Kennedy's assassination, Charles pays Erik exactly one visit in prison.

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    Charles has been living his life as a baseline, unbonded man for years. He didn’t need a soulmate or a mutation. However, an unexpected encounter forces him to recall and confront his painful past, in more ways than one.

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