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    Ten years after the failed Apocalypse, Crowley is captured by Heaven. Gabriel plans to use him as bait to lure Aziraphale into a fight. Can Crowley survive captivity, and will Aziraphale be able to rescue him without walking into the trap?

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    “The miracle is dying because of you!”
    That was the final straw. It was all it took to break the flimsy protection of the encanto. The mountains that kept the outside world out also keep more…unnatural things out, a holy seal that was unknowingly broken.
    While restoring the madrigal household seems like the happily ever after to this story, it has opened the first chapter into a world of literal hell on earth.

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    Nick isn’t stupid. He may be tragically clumsy and sometimes naïve but he isn’t stupid. He’s considerate and emotionally mature and an English major for fuck’s sake. He’s not stupid. He’s not.

    Except sometimes he is. Sometimes he’s like really fucking stupid.

    Or: Nick and Charlie are dating, Charlie is a vampire, and Nick accidentally tells him to go look in the mirror. Which, y'know, he /can't/.

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    The excorsism of Uncle Nasty was inevitable.
    From the get go, viewers of any twitch live streams associated with him where divided. You either where terrified Uncle Nasty and couldn’t bare to look in the direction of the cursed item, or you thought rationally, and believed Uncle Nasty was nothing more than just a strange gift from a strange Lady.

    The people who thought rationally were horribly wrong.

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    AU - Where Ekon's have the ability to turn into a very large bat
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    Jonathan Reid was supposed to be returning from the war when his entire life got turned upside down.
    It all has to be a nightmare, there is no way any of it could be real! He couldn't-... None of this way real, he wouldn't kill his sister.

    Priwen captures him and has to deal with his actions alongside his new body.

    An old friend makes a reappearance at the worst time, Geoffrey McCullum, the man who was so determined to learn first-aid so he could help his colleagues in the 'neighbourhood watch team'. Can Jonathan put aside his feelings about how needlessly cruel Priwen have been and trust his former friend to get him out? Or is the vampire hunter simply using him.

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    The colonies have found themselves a bit rowdy again, and Crowley has found himself up to one of his usual hobbies whilst wondering if he ought to be seen pretending to have something to do with the conflict.

    He would, but barfolk make such excellent company sometimes. Besides, this one is a priest. Sure, he's a demon, and their type tended not to mingle... But then, Crowley's best friend was also his hereditary enemy, so what would it hurt to have a few more drinks with the Father?

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    One shots from me because I can. Probably garbage ideas I can’t express very well but, oh well!
    These are just for the funzies :P
    I guess these are just some ideas! Maybe you can steal the idea…? With me having partial credit. Yeahhhhhh… OK HAVE FUN!

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    Father Joseph wanted to see Olivine about his behaviour in the confessional booth.
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    Warning, This story is full of FILTH, PLEASE READ THE TAGS.
    There will be spoilers for in-game Olivine's holy confession intimate rooms and main story chapter 4.
    Brief Eiden/Olivine in Chapter 5

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    Hoseok is a profesional beast slayer, the best you could find. One day he gets a mission of slaying the powerful vampire Min Yoongi. Unfortunately for Hoseok, the mission didn't go according to his plan.

    (Also posted on Wattpad)

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    8/?
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    This monstrosity is a story comprised entirely of things I have seen the 'straight' boys do to each other or say to each other in school.

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    A collection of stories starring the Ineffable Wives and their relationship:

     
    CH.2:

    She wanted.

    Wanted Aziraphale close and warm against her - on the couch, in a bed, against the bloody register - getting to roam her greedy fingers over every roll of fat and soft skin available to her. Wanted to press blood-red kisses onto the light skin and bring that pretty pink blush that she knew travelled lower and lower and to find out just how low it went. Wanted to wake up every day wrapped in the naked warmth that radiated off Aziraphale, that she'd loved since that first evening on the wall.

     

    For the #MissCrowleyVisit Event from Miss Fell's Bookshop

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    Hoseok's parents invite him to church thinking he has given up his homosexuality after him and Seokjin ended their relationship. But Hoseok accepts the invitation for another reason, and brings Yoongi to help.

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    Aziraphale starts to look around the flat. They enter the study and the smell of holy water hits their nose, and they pale. They look and see the puddle of holy water, a plant mister, and a puddle of demon goo. Demon goo. Was that Crowley? Thoughts started to swirl around Aziraphale’s head. Was their best friend dead?

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    1/1
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    25
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    jesus onii chan appears in front of pickle chan?? what will he possibly do to the uwu kawaii pickle???

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    Crowley and Aziraphale never see each other during the seven days between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday— at least, not since Aziraphale started panicking about rivers of holy water.

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    There. Standing in the water, halfway concealed and naked, stood a girl. Nine years of age, and with hair colored a rich crème, a dessert only seen in signs and heard in stories. Eyes closed with a hand over her chest, as if praying. A single golden cross stood engraved on her left hand. Her fair skin gleamed a holy glow, and she stood with practiced grace.

    The knight choked out a single word.

    “R-run-“

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    2/?
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    The world has yet to end. There are nearly eleven years until the antichrist will come into his power. Aziraphale and Crowley have time to try and do something about it. But Aziraphale can’t get in touch with Crowley. That's odd.

    When a demon appears in Crowley’s flat with a sly smile and threats on her tongue, Crowley has to think fast if he's going to protect Aziraphale, and himself.

    (Updates daily!)

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    Dean’s wife cheated on him, and the best way to get back at her is getting fucked by her celebrity crush.
    But what started out as revenge turns into something far more and Dean falls in love with Castiel.

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    Crowley asks Aziraphale for holy water when they meet in St. James Park. It doesn't go well, until it does.

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    3,189
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    1/1
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    27
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