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    They meet in the melting snow of spring, both freshly orphaned and longing for a family that was cruelly taken from them. They grow together over the next 14 years, one mind, one heart in two bodies. Together they race the wind, rule the sky and live for freedom. They are happy, but not content with their lives. And then a wizard appears with thirteen dwarves and an offer for an adventure.

    Bilbo Baggins in not your average Hobbit. He hunts his own game in the woods with a bow and arrow. He doesn't care for growing a flowering garden and still enjoys going hunting for elves in the forest. He is also bonded with a dragon that he rides every day and calls his kin. With Salvius by his side, he is happy and complete in the sense of himself, but when it comes to his life and how he lives it he finds himself lacking.
    Unwanted by most of his kin with a deep desire to soar through the skies, Bilbo finds himself drawn to the band of dwarves and their quest to reclaim their homeland. But the thought of facing a full grown dragon has both himself and Salvius questioning on whether they are ready to face their destiny and show the world just what dragons are made of.

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    Birabelle Baggins was many things; well-read, generous to those who deserved it, an excellent cook, twelve-year reigning champion of the Buckland Spring Festival Conkers Competition, and quite proficient with a needle and thread if called upon. However, she was not what others of her race would call “respectable”.

     

    Heartsong soulmate fic with a longer buildup than I anticipated.

    I may have gotten a bit carried away.

     

    I do not own any of the characters, songs or worlds referenced in this fic. All rights go to the original and licensed owners. (Just to be safe...)

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    Of all the names Bella Baggins ever held over the course of her long life, of those given to her by the various noble peoples of Middle-earth, or the ones she herself took up for one reason or another, most being altogether too bold for any self-respecting hobbit to claim, her first and favorite was Bright Eyes.

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    A retelling of The Hobbit in which Bilbo is Bella and she can grow a beard when even male hobbits can't.

    A tale of growth, love and self acceptance.

    Based on this prompt.

    (New summary as of 08/12)

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    Brenna was neither more Baggins nor more Took. She was something else entirely. So when a group of hopeful dwarves, led by a solemn would-be-king, and a wizard who knew far too much come looking for a burglar, anything could happen...

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    Bilbo Baggins fears for the day when the Breeders will come for him, as that day draws closer an old friend visits, bringing along with him Dwarves, adventure and most all....

    Hope.

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    A brush with death leaves Bilbo as quite the odd Hobbit. Well, many would argue that he was no longer a Hobbit at all. He resides within the depths of the Old Forest, keeping himself isolated from the glares of Hobbits and the arrows of hunters. That was, however, until a Grey Wizard and an Unpleasant Dwarf appeared on his metaphorical doorstep.

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    Podfic (and artwork) for PurrpleCat's story "In Silence."

    Set after the events in the battle of the five armies. Dwalin tries to cope with the losses, and the burden of guilt that comes from failing his king and the princes. He refuses to bow to Dain.

    What is a banished, grief-stricken dwarf to do?

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