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    Hello!

    These are just little snippets and scenes that come from the infamous Training Trip of Taylor Hebert. Some are for fun, some are canon, but all are meant to be an insight into how one young Parahuman became what she is today!

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    "There’s a theory that goes like this: anything that can happen, will happen." An exploration of many worlds.

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    Am I doing Omovember again this year?
    Yes. Yes, I am.
    Am I dropping the prompt list here early so that I remember to do it?
    Also yes. Yes, I am.

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    "Zaphod," he cleared his throat and nodded to his son, "do you remember the last time a Beeblebrox was president?"
    He looked up from his fingernail when his father cleared his throat a second time, and answered.
    "Well, that was years ago. My great-great... Great grandfather, Zaphod Beeblebrox the Sixth."

    "Right you are, son. And the Beeblebrox family has been involved in politics ever since. Not quite at the level of Galactic President, but still influential in some way or another," he sat down at the desk, and looked his son dead in the eyes, "It's time you knew why. And you begin your work to carry on the tradition.

    --PLEASE READ THE NOTES--

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    Major 1920's AU! Booze! Drugs! Sex! Gangsters! Nazi's! Witches! OH MY! See your favorite cartoon characters struggle in the Great Depression and the rise of WW2! Massive crossover!(My Little Pony, Gravity Falls, Loud House, Steven Universe, Star vs the Forces of Evil, Owl House, Amphibia, Lion Guard, Harry Potter, One Piece, Oddworld, Shark Tale, Invader Zim, Jackie Chan, Bioshock, DuckTales, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Code Lyoko, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Adventure Time, Wander Over Yonder, The little Mermaid, The Amazing World of Gumball, Futurama, Star Wars, Fran Bow, Legend of Korra, American Dragon, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Legends of Chima, Solar Opposites, Saints Row, Xiaolin Showdown, Ninjago, Marvel, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Dilbert and many more!)

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    This is my idea of what the poem “Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”, mentioned in “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, says. Yes, it’s suitably gross. Fair warning to those who don't want to be grossed out! It agrees with “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy” canon but I’m not trying to make it the official canon, it’s just my idea and others can have theirs.

    This is written like an irregular Earth ode, which is coincidence in-universe as it was written by an alien (Grunthos the Flatulent, a Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria). It doesn't scan, but I've decided that's the difference in-universe between Earth odes and Kria odes.

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    The Doctor stumbles into the Guide universe, and Arthur stumbles upon the Doctor. Will the Doctor find a way back to where he belongs? After what happened in the Last Great Time War, does he even want to?

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    This is my idea of what the book “Fifty-three More Things to do in Zero Gravity”, mentioned in “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, says. It agrees with “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy” canon but I’m not trying to make it the official canon, it’s just my idea and others can have theirs. (And yes, all these things have actually been done by at least one person in zero gravity.) In regard to some of these things being Earthling-specific as far as we know (like "send a tweet") I figure the writer of “Fifty-three More Things to do in Zero Gravity” got the idea of writing those from some alien who had visited Earth and heard about these things; after all, we know aliens can visit Earth in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-verse. In regard to some of these things (like Twitter) not having been invented/done when "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was written/filmed, I figure they were invented/done in-universe before the time the book “Fifty-three More Things to do in Zero Gravity” was written.

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    "... The Babel fish doesn't teach you another language or culture, it just gives it to you in your native language and recontextualises things into your cultural framework. I've never used masculine language for Zaphod when speaking naturally, it's just convenient for the Fish to use language that you'd understand."

    Trillian and Ford discuss gender and language on the Heart of Gold.

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    Когда повезло стопануть Серенити.

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    Позвольте представиться, я – мисс Минутка! Устраивайтесь поудобнее! На время вы становитесь властелином Священного Таймлайна и судеб любимых героев. Священный Таймлайн создали Хранители, остановив разрушительную Мультивселенскую войну. Но неугомонный Стив Роджерс решил вмешаться в единственно верный ход времени. А вам предстоит сопровождать его и помогать делать правильный выбор. Направо или налево? Камень Времени или Камень Реальности? На каждой такой развилке история делает новый поворот, и чем она закончится, зависит только от вас. Но если финал вас не устроит, всегда есть возможность начать сначала!

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    Ford Prefect has been trapped on Earth for over a decade and it's taking its toll. He also doesn't understand this whole gender thing that the English have going on.

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    Arthur Dent is still trying to grasp onto the fact that his planet has been demolished to make way for a new interstellar bypass. Ford Prefect is still trying to grasp onto the fact that Arthur can't let go.

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    Arthur sasses Ford more thoroughly in two ways.

    (As a reminder: sass — be aware of, meet, know, have sex with. Today we are concerned with the first and the third, though not in that order.)

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    Literally a collection of fandom based sketches, doodles, and cartoony things that aren't really connected to any other projects. I hope they make you smile. ♡

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    In a pub somewhere near London Soho, an improbable (though not impossible) scenario played out that wouldn't have been out of place in a corny joke.

    The joke starts like this: a demon and an alien walk into a bar.

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    Ford doesn't understand the Earthers' view of alcohol. Arthur is concerned.

    in short, Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's first meeting, and their adventures from there on out. Enjoy! title from David Bowie's "Hallo Spaceboy."

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    Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. In the sub-levels of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Arthur discovers a logically impossible blue box.

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    The problem with building a computer to give you the Question to the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, is the same as the problem with building a computer to give you the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: you miss out on the millions of years of science and philosophy and general arguing that you need to understand the Question and the Answer in the first place.

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