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    On the subject of Number Five, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy says: "Highly successful instrument of chaos. If he smiles at you, run. Can be neutralized with coffee."

    The one where Dolores is an alien.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    295
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    The Vogons never destroy Earth. Neither Ford or Arthur are ever made aware of this.
    This means that neither of them will get to go home anytime soon.
    So what comes next?

    Set in an AU where the Vogons never destroy Earth.

    Language:
    English
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    8,444
    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    44
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    Zaphod is BORED.

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    26
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    'Stanley liked to press buttons, and while everyone else on that planet were unhappy for most of the time, Stanley led a simple life, and therefore, Stanley was happy.

    The man had—well, was going to have—a problem, which was that his life was going to become much more complicated, and therefore a bit less happy, with a distinct lack of pushing buttons.'

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
  5. Marriage Law Rejection Letters by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Ben 10, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Supernatural, 天地無用! | Tenchi Muyo!, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Steven Universe - Fandom, Dragon Ball, Doctor Who, Berserk, Bleach, Sword Art Online, Once Upon A Time - Fandom, Tenchi Muyo GXP, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Bravely Default (Video Game) & Related Fandoms, RWBY, Fairy Tail, Batman: The Animated Series, Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Frozen (2013), Gargoyles (TV), X-Men Evolution, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Comicverse), The Sandman (Comics), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, Silent Hill (Video Game Series), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, God of War (Video Games), Soul Eater, The Little Mermaid (1989), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Tales of Phantasia, Girl Genius (Webcomic), Red vs. Blue, Metal Gear Solid, Overlord - Maruyama Kugane & Related Fandoms, Overlord (Triumph Video Games), うる星やつら | Urusei Yatsura, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Slayers (Anime & Manga), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files, Hellsing, Avengers (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Hetalia: Axis Powers, Labyrinth (1986), Bendy and the Ink Machine, Code Geass, Sekirei (Anime & Manga), Isekai Shokudō - Restaurant To Another World, Inhumans (Comics), Inhumans (TV 2017), Garden of Avalon, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer - All Media Types, Saints Row, Final Fantasy VII, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Seventh Carrier Series - Peter Albano, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, slenderman - Fandom, Creepypasta - Fandom, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, Duke Nukem (Video Game), Prototype (Video Games), Bones (TV), Animaniacs, Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Aladdin (1992), Aladdin: The Animated Series, High School DxD, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Godzilla (2014), Godzilla - All Media Types, Gojira | Godzilla (1954), モスラ | Mosura | Mothra (1961), Final Fantasy IV, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Undertale (Video Game), The Librarians (TV 2014), The Librarian (Movies), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types, Resident Evil (Movieverse), Darkstalkers (Video Games), Street Fighter, Naruto, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note (Anime & Manga), ゲート 自衛隊彼の地にて斯く戦えり - 竿尾悟 | Gate: Jietai Kanochi nite Kaku Tatakaeri - Sao Satoru (Manga), Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Lucifer (TV), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), A Nightmare on Elm Street - All Media Types, Annabelle (2014), Tom and Jerry (MGM/Hanna-Barbera), Game of Thrones (TV), Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Homestuck, Code Name: Sailor V, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, Devil May Cry, She-Ra: Princess Of Power, Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Bionicle - All Media Types, Elfen Lied, Super Paper Mario (Game), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout (Video Games), G.I. Joe (Cartoon), G.I. Joe - All Media Types, G.I. Joe (Marvel Comics), G.I. Joe (IDW Comics), Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic, Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey, Species (1995), Species II (1998), SEAL Team (TV), Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman (Movies) RPF, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (Cartoon), D.Gray-man, Wynonna Earp (TV), 星空のカラス | Hoshizora no Karasu, Slime Rancher (Video Game), Fate/Apocrypha, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/Zero, Hollow Knight (Video Game), Split (2016), Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHoLic, Cuphead (Video Game)  

    03 Mar 2019

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    When the Ministry of Magic enacts a Marriage Law some time after the final battle against Voldemort, this is the reaction from most of the population who’s against the idea.

    (The Marriage Law Rejection Letters can also be found over at fanfiction.net under the author name Sakura Lisel.)

    Taking submissions for letters for anyone who wants to do one.

    Language:
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    122,720
    Chapters:
    271/313
    Comments:
    264
    Kudos:
    525
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    17927
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    As Rincewind and Twoflower fall off the edge of the Disc world, they are miraculously rescued by the only ship in existance that has on board an improbability drive. The wizard and the tourist will soon come upon Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent and the rest of the Heart of Gold's crew.

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    English
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    2,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Hits:
    33
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    Twoflower wakes Rincewind up for a once in a lifetime experience. Well, we can hope it only happened once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    26
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    This was certainly not how Arthur had wanted to spend his weekend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,989
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    79
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    突如的一場大雨,令Singh家的少爺只能先放棄今日的開採返航。

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    中文
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    2,877
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    Arthur wants a tin opener almost but not quite as much as he wants tea.

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    36
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    My apologies to Douglas Adams, this is basically bastardized plagiarism. It’s based on the book, not the movie, and grew from a Twitter prompt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    455
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    A collection of one shots involving

    Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

    Everett Ross/Stephen Strange

    Khan/John

    Arthur Dent/Khan

    Bilbo Baggins/Smaug

    Alan Turing/John Watson

    Hector Dixon/Peter Guillam

    Patrick Melrose/Phil Rask

    Iain Mackelpie/Patrick Melrose,

    Martin Crieff/Paul Maddens

    Lester Nygaard/Patrick Melrose

    Milton Fruchtman/Alan Turing

    Vincent Van Gogh/Rembrandt

    Shere Khan/Fleck

    Martin Crieff/Tim Canterbury

    Tim Canterbury/Rory Slippery

    Toby Fisher/Jamie

    All chapters will have an abundance of lewdness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,860
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    243
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    11250
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    Skystuck season one

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.
    Dave didn’t think that saving the only survivor from the crashed government freighter would cause him this much trouble, but then again he didn’t really know what he was expecting in the first place. He did know what he wasn’t expecting on the other hand, and what he wasn’t expecting was this. Not any of this. Maybe he saw some of it coming, but most of the things had just materialized out of the void to smack him right across the face, one after the other.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    63,989
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    586
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    Ford doesn't understand the Earthers' view of alcohol. Arthur is concerned.

    in short, Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's first meeting. Enjoy! title from David Bowie's "Hallo Spaceboy."

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,757
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    283
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    A daft poem using one single element of the Hitchhikers movie. It has a blindingly obvious meter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    21
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    There is something strange with the pipes in town. but will anyone be able to figure it out in time?

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    918
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    49
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    Drabble requests from my tumblr. I used this prompt list for requests:
    https://vampiricallyinclined.tumblr.com/post/167696802748/festive-prompt-list

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,705
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    61
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    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    1,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    6
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    It is December, or it would be if Arthur was still living on Earth. However, he is not, and as Christmas comes ever closer, he is feeling gloomier. Ford is determined to cheer Arthur up and make his first Christmas in deep space a Christmas to remember.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,401
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    Ford wins a holiday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    264

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