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    "... The Babel fish doesn't teach you another language or culture, it just gives it to you in your native language and recontextualises things into your cultural framework. I've never used masculine language for Zaphod when speaking naturally, it's just convenient for the Fish to use language that you'd understand."

    Trillian and Ford discuss gender and language on the Heart of Gold.

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    Когда повезло стопануть Серенити.

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    Ford Prefect has been trapped on Earth for over a decade and it's taking its toll. He also doesn't understand this whole gender thing that the English have going on.

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    Arthur Dent is still trying to grasp onto the fact that his planet has been demolished to make way for a new interstellar bypass. Ford Prefect is still trying to grasp onto the fact that Arthur can't let go.

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    Arthur sasses Ford more thoroughly in two ways.

    (As a reminder: sass — be aware of, meet, know, have sex with. Today we are concerned with the first and the third, though not in that order.)

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    Literally a collection of fandom based sketches, doodles, and cartoony things that aren't really connected to any other projects. I hope they make you smile. ♡

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    In a pub somewhere near London Soho, an improbable (though not impossible) scenario played out that wouldn't have been out of place in a corny joke.

    The joke starts like this: a demon and an alien walk into a bar.

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    Ford doesn't understand the Earthers' view of alcohol. Arthur is concerned.

    in short, Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's first meeting, and their adventures from there on out. Enjoy! title from David Bowie's "Hallo Spaceboy."

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    Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. In the sub-levels of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Arthur discovers a logically impossible blue box.

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    The problem with building a computer to give you the Question to the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, is the same as the problem with building a computer to give you the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: you miss out on the millions of years of science and philosophy and general arguing that you need to understand the Question and the Answer in the first place.

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    Ford's drinking problem is getting increasingly out of hand. Arthur tries to hold an intervention for him. Ford reacts, and Arthur reacts to Ford's reaction.

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    As one of the few remaining members of the one fearsome Black Plasma space pirates, "Piper" now struggles to keep her head above water. After being captured, and suffering a life-changing injury, she and her small crew are given one last chance at freedom by the very people she hates most.

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    Совсем немного про Зигги Стардаста.

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    Request from Tumblr:

    "the reader and zaphod just dancing like dumbasses in some outer space club, having fun and mayhaps it leads to a love confession? it can come from either person like in the heat of the dance (or after) they just confess how happy @ other person makes them sumn like that???"

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  15. Marriage Law Rejection Letters by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Ben 10, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Supernatural, 天地無用! | Tenchi Muyo!, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Steven Universe - Fandom, Dragon Ball, Doctor Who, Berserk, Bleach, Sword Art Online, Once Upon A Time - Fandom, Tenchi Muyo GXP, 艦隊これくしょん | Kantai Collection, Bravely Default (Video Game) & Related Fandoms, RWBY, Fairy Tail, Batman: The Animated Series, Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Frozen (2013), Gargoyles (TV), X-Men Evolution, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Comicverse), The Sandman (Comics), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Beauty and the Beast (2017), Beauty and the Beast (1991), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, Silent Hill (Video Game Series), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, God of War (Video Games), Soul Eater, The Little Mermaid (1989), ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Tales of Phantasia, Girl Genius (Webcomic), Red vs. Blue, Metal Gear Solid, Overlord - Maruyama Kugane & Related Fandoms, うる星やつら | Urusei Yatsura, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Slayers (Anime & Manga), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files, Hellsing, Avengers (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Hetalia: Axis Powers, Labyrinth (1986), Bendy and the Ink Machine, Code Geass, Sekirei (Anime & Manga), Isekai Shokudō - Restaurant To Another World, Inhumans (Comics), Inhumans (TV 2017), Garden of Avalon, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer - All Media Types, Saints Row, Final Fantasy VII, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Seventh Carrier Series - Peter Albano, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, slenderman - Fandom, Creepypasta - Fandom, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Senjou no Valkyria | Valkyria Chronicles, Duke Nukem (Video Game), Prototype (Video Games), Bones (TV), Animaniacs, Hotel Transylvania (Movies), Aladdin (1992), Aladdin: The Animated Series, High School DxD, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Godzilla (2014), Godzilla - All Media Types, Gojira | Godzilla (1954), モスラ | Mosura | Mothra (1961), Final Fantasy IV, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Undertale (Video Game), The Librarians (TV 2014), The Librarian (Movies), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types, Resident Evil (Movieverse), Darkstalkers (Video Games), Street Fighter, Naruto, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note (Anime & Manga), ゲート 自衛隊彼の地にて斯く戦えり - 竿尾悟 | Gate: Jietai Kanochi nite Kaku Tatakaeri - Sao Satoru (Manga), Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Lucifer (TV), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), A Nightmare on Elm Street - All Media Types, Annabelle (2014), Tom and Jerry (MGM/Hanna-Barbera), Game of Thrones (TV), Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Homestuck, Code Name: Sailor V, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types, Devil May Cry, She-Ra: Princess Of Power, Five Nights at Freddy's, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Bionicle - All Media Types, Elfen Lied, Super Paper Mario (Game), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout (Video Games), G.I. Joe (Cartoon), G.I. Joe - All Media Types, G.I. Joe (Marvel Comics), G.I. Joe (IDW Comics), Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic, Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey, Species (1995), Species II (1998), SEAL Team (TV), Kingsman (Movies), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (Cartoon), D.Gray-man, Wynonna Earp (TV), Slime Rancher (Video Game), Fate/Apocrypha, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/Zero, Hollow Knight (Video Game), Split (2016), Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHoLic, Cuphead (Video Game), Queen's Blade, Koisuru Asteroid Science Club, Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha | Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Miraculous Ladybug, 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, Freakazoid (Cartoon), 賢者の孫 | Kenja no Mago | Wise Man's Grandchild (Anime)  

    14 Mar 2021

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    When the Ministry of Magic enacts a Marriage Law some time after the final battle against Voldemort, this is the reaction from most of the population who’s against the idea.

    (The Marriage Law Rejection Letters can also be found over at fanfiction.net under the author name Sakura Lisel.)

    Taking submissions for letters for anyone who wants to do one.

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    Arthur Dent has settled on Betelgeuse and decided to start his life over when he meets the beautiful and seductive Anastasia Steele. Their relationship may end the universe as we know it.

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    Это вечер воссоединения бетельгезийских ребят, и землянин уже давно лежит под барной стойкой.

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    Arthur tries his best to take care of Ford after a long night spent partying. I imagine that this takes place before the events of the first radio drama, when Arthur and Ford are in that stage of a queer friendship where everything is a little gay, but they're not fully aware of it yet. I started writing this to explore Ford’s sense of isolation on Earth, but I think I just ended up psychoanalyzing myself, so this story feels a bit heavier than I was anticipating. Side-note: Arthur is a trans man, and I’m experimenting with they/them pronouns for Ford!

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    История о том, как Форд уговорил Артура отправиться в бордель на Эротиконе Шесть, а Дирк и Тодд нашли полотенце с завернутым в него странным браслетом.

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    Дирк не скрывает о своих прошлых любовных связях, Тодд не то чтобы осуждает.

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