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    “Sometimes I ask myself why I ever got involved with you."

    Arthur has a tone problem. Ford is appalled. Nevertheless, all they have is each other. Would they really want it any other way?

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    After the events of the fifth (and last) book, Aarthur finds himself in a weird place and starts thinking about his life when the Guide decides to help him see things that might have been...

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    you guys, in the discord server…. You brought this upon yourselves.

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    Ford gets Arthur some tea when he’s sick.

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    "I can't believe you figured out flight before I could."
    Ford did his best to say it with his usual detached cheerfulness. Nevertheless, as he watched Arthur swoop through the air above him, he couldn't help the jealousy creeping into his voice unabated.

    Arthur gives Ford a flight lesson.

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    Arthur learns a shocking truth about his parentage and isn't quite sure how to cope with it.

    "What the hell do you mean, only half Earthling?"
    Frankie rubbed his face with his tiny paws. "We tested your DNA and the results show that only your father was human. Was that easier for you to comprehend?"

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    Arthur was at the bar drowning his sorrows in whatever fancy drink the bartender put in front of him. Ford was on the dance floor trying to forget the look of heartbreak he had seen on his friends face earlier. Both wished they could go back and take back the words they had said.

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    Starscream meets the least ambitious immortal in history.

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    He closed his eyes and laughed, and when it was all over-

    - Arthur Dent opened his eyes again.

    In which the end of the story wraps back around to the beginning.

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    "Hey! I dropped that, don't - oh, Ford? Ford Prefect, is that you?"
    "Trillian? Oh- hell, let me help you with that."

    Ford's alone in the galaxy. Trillian is looking for a new adventure. Boy-being meets girl-being in a crowded spaceport, except hopefully nothing explodes.

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    A very different type of alien appears over the skies of New York, but Tony is just as willing to fight for humanity.

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    Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect ran as quickly as possible, chasing after the improbably-flying Chesterfield sofa.
    And then, it disappeared entirely.

    Arthur and Ford reunite at the beginning of the world, still stuck as ever.

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    Jeremy drags Nicole on an adventure across the galaxy.

    Nicole gets to climb. Waverly gets handsy. Wynonna is sarcastic. Jeremy gets hot in the pants. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz reads poetry.

    Reposted

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    When he opened his eyes again, he seemed to be on the bridge of the Heart of Gold. He couldn't hear anything. He couldn't seem to move, either. His whole body felt… strange.

     

    The mice take Arthur's brain, but he gets better. In fact, his consciousness gets a brand new body.

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    Dear Ford,
    I can't do this anymore I'm going home
    I'm sorry

    Love,
    Arthur

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    Ford jumped up, at the same time digging in his satchel for his Electronic Thumb. He had one shot- 10 years, and this was his first and only chance so far to get off this planet.

    Ford gets an early lift off the planet- only, it doesn't go according to plan.

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    "Don't I recognise you from somewhere?"

    Ford and Arthur keep running into each other. When Arthur picks up Ford out hitchhiking in a rainstorm, they get a chance to spend some quality time together.

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    After being laughed out of the complaints office, she sat on the kerb just outside the spaceport, willing herself to muster up the energy to seriously research through the Guide. There were a lot of things she found she didn't know about the Galaxy at large.

    Fenchurch finds herself alone in the galaxy, but not forever.

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    Original Description:
    At the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, two generic fangirls, Anna and Bella, are invited to lunch by the Axis trio from Hetalia. Unfortunately, Anna is a USUK shipper and Bella is a FrUK shipper. To determine which is the superior pairing, they summon other shippers who have lost sight of the true meaning of fandom to duke it out, ruin the Hetalia name, and prove haters right.

    New Description:
    Blast from the past! Here's a look at the world of fandoms back in 2015, back when shipping wars held so much weight in life, when cringe was a concept that described other fans, but not you, and back before the release of the fandom of fandoms, Undertale! There's a lot to go through, so take your time and bring a paper bag to throw up in! (Not responsible for physical illnesses caused by this fic.)

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