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The Genialist by Girl_with_Violets
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
18 Mar 2024
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Evetything you can ever imagine is possible to find in the Galaxy, from fluffy grey merfolk to sentient computers and artificial planets. The only things that the Galaxy lacks are basic logic and good coffee. And, maybe, genialists. (Who's that, you ask? Encyclopaedia Galactica defines genialist as the opposite of specialist, someone who can do everything, regardless of talent and skill, mostly out of spite... Do you say it's "generalist"? No one says so on the Galaxy, stop it).
Chris Evans from planet Earth had no idea of Encyclopaedia Galactica and almost never referred to himself as a genialist... Until one especially strange day, when he met a strange guy with bright green car and got involved into adventures with utterly unpredictable consequences.
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- English
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- 7,319
- Chapters:
- 1/9
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The Space Pirate by SuspiciousMoon
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
17 Mar 2024
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The main characters of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy met the space pirates, a group of fierce looters who would have extincted, on their way to a beach resort. The leader of the space pirates turned out to be an old friend of Ford and Zaphod. Then they were taken to the hub of the looters and discovered a secret.
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- English
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- 10,125
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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The Cup Of Gold by deviltownresident
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
16 Mar 2024
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Arthur locates a takeaway espresso cup on the shelf above the sink, and starts pouring coffee into it. It's large enough to hold two shots, so he hopes that if he fills it right up to the brim, it will hold three. Maybe. Just as Arthur is debating the likelihood of him spilling it in the journey from the coffee machine to the counter, he wonders exactly who is the recipient of this death wish of a drink. Quickly, as if not to be caught in the act, he glances over his shoulder to the other side of the counter.
And...
He sees nothing. Well, that is, nearly nothing. The customer has their head turned, so all he can see is a mop of reddish curls, plus the flash of a pinstriped blazer, before he has to turn back to coffee. As he turns the tap off, he pauses.
Did it really have orange pinstripes?
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this won't have to end if it doesn't start by deviltownresident
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
05 Mar 2024
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What if they hadn't gone to Milliways after the Galactic Police shot at them?
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Mission: Slug by FlowerPowerShark
Fandoms: Original Work, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
03 Mar 2024
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A sci-fi, spacefaring, secret superspy short story! Secret Agent E.B. "Joneson" is on an important mission of espionage, gathering valuable intel for his alien homeworld so they can wipe out all humans or something else very important, but it's been long-waylaid. Now he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with some randos. And he's itchy.
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- English
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- 685
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- 1/1
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Mars, the Long Way 'Round by RAHbooks
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
01 Mar 2024
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Six months into their five-year mission to Mars, Artemis and Butler are captured by Vogons on their way to bulldoze the earth for an interstellar bypass. Luckily the Doctor is also on board.
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Poezie Pauly Nancy Millstone by jajafilm
Fandoms: Original Work, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
22 Feb 2024
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Stopařův průvodce: "Nejhorší poezie, jaká kdy byla napsána, zanikla spolu se svou tvůrkyní Paulou Nancy Millstone Jenningsovou z Greenbridge v hrabství Essex v Anglii při zkáze planety Země."
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В борделі добре, а вдома краще by samspiesonyou
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
08 Feb 2024
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Історія про те, як Форд вмовив Артура відвідати бордель на Еритиконі VI, а Дірк і Тодд знайшли рушник із загорнутим в нього дивним браслетом.
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what's in a name by LieutenantDru
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
23 Jan 2024
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Ford Prefect, writer for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, had not been able satisfactorily to explain to the people of Betelgeuse Five what a Hrung was, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven. For that, he'd been renamed Ix, years before he named himself Ford on this backwoods planet. This man had been the boy Ix and now had a personal problem: he was now marooned on Earth, under the identity of Ford Prefect. He had become the mask, the unemployed actor who had tried to shake hands with a car and saved by Arthur Dent.
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Doctor Ken? by HellinHighHeels
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Barbie (Movie 2023), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
15 Jan 2024
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Based on an idea I saw on Tumblr about Ncuti Gatwa's Ken
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[Podfic] Gregor Vorbarra's Guide To The Galaxy. by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2024
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Don't panic!
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Ford Prefect tackles the human mind at the pub, and then in Arthur’s living room. by goldenseelie
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
31 Dec 2023
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‘Because I’m not like that!’ Came Arthur's almost immediate indignant response. Ford ignored how the answer hurt a bit.
‘But even so, is it so bad to be called that?’
‘Yes!’
‘Why?’
‘Uhm…’ Arthur floundered for a moment, looking a tad flustered, ‘because it's not right! It's just simply wrong and unnatural, a man should be with a woman and a woman should be with a man, that's how it is!’
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Ford helps Arthur with his internalised homophobia.
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All Alone in my bedroom by Joeisgay
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
27 Dec 2023
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Ford thinks about Arthur and stuff happens to his body.
Title from the song Wet by Dazey and the Scouts
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think of everything you've got by steviecopeland for Dent (dentarthurdents)
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
24 Dec 2023
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Arthur, in an effort to connect with his daughter, takes Random and Ford on a camping trip.
It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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so long and thx 4 all the blood and whiskey by aquxviiwords
Fandoms: High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
23 Dec 2023
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what if our fave hnoc characters met some people from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?
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- English
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- 253
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Snow Go by Dent (dentarthurdents)
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
06 Dec 2023
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{This work is a 4-page comic!}
Ford gets snowed in at Arthur's.
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A well deserved break by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
24 Nov 2023
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Zaphod leaves for a business trip and comes back to find Trillian is little, and she gets the love she deserves <3
This takes place before the boys arrive at the heart of gold, so it’s just the two of them
Enjoy the results of my midterm stress!! :)
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"Everyone Tell Zaphod You Miss Him" by Frogtotten
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
20 Nov 2023
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A shortened version of the Milliways scene from The Restaurant At the End of the Universe but the characters are switched around. Human Ford and Marvin, Betelgeusian Arthur and Trillian, robot Zaphod.
If I tagged this poorly it's because I have literally not used this site since 2021 whoopsies <3
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through the new strangeness by Dent (dentarthurdents)
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
18 Nov 2023
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It was funny, Arthur thought. At one point in his life - for very much of his life - he would’ve hated this lifestyle. He would’ve resented it, resented everyone around him, complained every minute of every day. And yet -
Arthur has an epiphany about his relationship with a certain gingerish hitchhiker.
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Ben 42: A chat between an old Hitchhiker & a 10-year-old shapeshifter by IGeo
Fandoms: Ben 10 Series, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Comics), Primeval, Dan Dare (Comics), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Martin Mystère | Martin Mystery, The War of the Worlds - H. G. Wells, Half-Life (Video Games)
14 Nov 2023
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Based on an Idea by DAv: In 1992, Arthur Dent finally managed to save the Earth after 14 years of space-based nonsense. All he wanted after that was to get away from it all, which is why he ran away to Mars. When the madness of the greater universe, once again, comes back to haunt him, he soon finds himself press-ganged into less than desirable company: A Home Office Official, the best of America's Super Sentai offshoot, a teen agent of the paranormal, his former childhood hero and a family of three, a boy, a girl, and their Grandpa, an Ex "Plumber." The first, as Arthur quickly discovers, is "No Ordinary Kid." One scouting mission and an armchair later, this is the chat that they share.