18 Works in Hit With A Clue-By-Four

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    Don't think thrice.

    (How did the masters get together, anyway? or, the one in the not too distant post-canon future where a trio of apprenticed keyblade wielders each give their take on just how exactly it got to soriku endgame, actually.)

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    Corellian Security Force Officer Rostek Horn tried his best to keep things under control: working an undercover case, surviving sabotage attempts by his corrupt colleagues, and hanging on to his best friend Scerra for dear life. He was managing.

    And then he arrested a Jedi named Nejaa Halcyon.

    Now Rostek can't decide if he was more nervous about Nejaa destroying his career and possibly the city, or about his increasingly inconvenient crush on the green-eyed Jedi Knight who was upending his entire life.

    (A prequel to the AU fic At Their Own Speed and Peril)

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    “I don’t know why I bother,” Farah offered, hoping Todd would join her in self-deprecation.

    “I’m starting to ask myself the same question,” he said slowly, flashing her a lopsided grin.

    Starting?” Dirk scoffed, punching Todd in the arm. “It’s about two months too late for that, and you sampled the goods. No take-backsies.”

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    Dean and Sam receive a very strange letter from a very dead man. Mostly canon for HP up until the summer before sixth year, out-of-series timeline for SPN. Written by Request: Dean, Sam, and Castiel teach DADA while Dumbledore is still alive (there's a meme...)

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    "You know, in almost two years I haven't asked you for a thing."

    AND/OR:

    an exact statement or description of the nature, scope, or meaning of something.
    "our definition of what constitutes..."
    the action or process of defining something.
    2.
    the degree of distinctness in outline of an object, image, or sound, especially of an image in a photograph or on a screen.

    Sam and Dean are tired of the way things may lack definition.

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    In Tash’s defense, she did NOT realize they’d be THIS STUPID.

    Bucky's trying to be subtle and romantic. This... this is not a good plan when dating Tony Stark.

     

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    Harry's pretending to be Draco's boyfriend in front of the Malfoys. But Harry bungles it in the worst best way.

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    Harry says to Draco, "I owe you one." Why, Harry. Why?

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    Jim is back at the hospital, and finally gets a clue.

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    A collection of random (and sometimes distressing) Hannibal fan art. Full table of contents on chapter one, because I am apparently that sad.

    5- "Like You Like An Arsonist ('Cause You're My Perfect Match)"- more Hannibal & kid!Will
    6- "(The Definition of) A Picture-Perfect Frame"- Winston and prison!Will
    7- "Beverly Katz Gets Even (Angels' Revenge)"
    8- "The Only Crime He's Guilty Of (Is Simply Loving Me)"- prison-break; Will and puppies!
    9- "Abigail Hobbs Vs The Zombie Apocalypse"
    10- "(Sh*t Rolls) It's All Downhill From Here"- comic
    11- "Monster Dinners Are Really Great (We Eat The Food & Then the Plate)"- Team Sassy!Science
    12- "Come Inside My Coffin (You Can Kiss My Bones)"- Abigail goes trick-or-treating.
    13- "We Don't Need Boys (To Save the World)"- Abigail & Jeanne (crossover w/ Falling Skies)
    14- "They Never Taught Us (What We Needed To Know)"- comic
    15- "(Strictly Something For) Your Leader"- comic
    16- "The Moral of the Story" [-or- "The Bluebird of (un)Happiness"]- Stag!Hannibal and Mongoose!Will, with BlueBird!Bedelia
    17- "Rhyme (Without Reason)"-- bb!Will and the Stag, as a page from Dr. Seuss. @_@
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    Years after the events of the '50 Shades Trilogy', Ana comes to a realization

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    Extended version of the scene in refugee housing when James gets his N7 ink; Batarian tattoo artist hits James with a clue hammer.

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    Neal is not as alone at Christmas as he thinks.

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    When Stiles is seven years old a sorcerer visits him in his back yard and offers to buy his soul.

    He’s not a very impressive sorcerer, Stiles thinks. He is of middle height, middling weight, and middling-even tone. He has bland, bland hair the color of dry straw and empty, empty eyes the color of dirty water. His clothes are clean, but a little cheap looking and his shoes haven’t been shined recently.

    Despite that, he parades a visual feast of wonders in front of Stiles’ widened eyes. The sorcerer shows him all sorts of delights; flying ponies, dinosaurs who can be ridden, tiny bags filled with a bottomless supply of toffees, and everything else you could imagine that might turn a young boy’s head plus a few you can’t.

    Stiles considers the offer (looks wistfully at the brontosaurus with its cherry-red saddle) and says “No, thank you.” His mother tells him stories every night before bed and no story that has ever started with the brave little boy saying ‘yes’ to that question ends well.

    “I understand,” says the sorcerer. “Perhaps another time.”

    The very next day Stiles’ mother gets sick for the first time.

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    After all, they say the definition of insanity is ‘doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different response’.

    (Or, how the Master's TARDIS finally got tired of her charge's romantic moping and applied a clue-by-four, with grace, style and verve.)

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    His stomach dropped when he saw John sat there with a bag by his feet

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    It was all because of the fucking photo!

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    St. John ended up sitting at the Good Kids Table for dinner and the clue-by-four steadily whacking him on the head, all courtesy of Jubilee.

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