17 Works in Help! (1965)

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    (Inspired by tumblr user's @macca-is-art's tiny Paul art which I love with all my heart)
    Ever since they found small Paul in a pile of clothes, John has been two seconds away from having a complete freak-out.

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    Paul finds himself tiny and John, well, he finds that Paul is helpless to do anything but to take it.

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    In a temple hidden near the coast of the Arabian Sea, a small group of cultists are dismayed to find an important tool missing for their yearly ritual sacrifice. Backstage in a London venue, one of the world's most famous drummers receives a mystery package from a fan— a ruby red ring. With the cult closing in and the ring seemingly having a mind of its own, it's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt.

    (A rewrite of Help! to fix plot inconsistencies, poor scripting, racism, and general lack of Ringo love.)

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    Based on the fan art by macca-is-art on tumblr and the 1965 movie Help!
    Ringo has gotten a ring stuck on his finger and as they are trying to get the ring of Rings hand by shrinking it temporarily the needle falls into Paul's leg and he is shrunk, how will The Beatles deal with the situation and unexpected problems?

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    When the scorned Grandmaster sends Banner a mysterious ring, it gets stuck on his finger with the direst of consequences: he's suddenly unable to transform into Hulk. Along with Loki, their newest recruit, the Avengers seek the aid of the last Valkyrie to outwit one of the MCU's most annoying villains. (We mean Grandmaster, not Loki. Sheesh.)

    Yes, this is a parody of Help! No, you may not ask.

    This is the second part of our Fab Four Fiascoes series, but just as the movies upon which they are based, you can read them in either order.

    Chapter 4 posted: Valkyrie makes five more attempts to retrieve the ring from Banner.

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    Having just barely escaped a death cult and two mad scientists, Ringo finally thinks he's free from providing kinky fan service, when all of a sudden his most famous song comes back to haunt him. Then John makes an announcement.

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    What happens when the shrinking serum doesn't wear off as quick as anticipated?

    Based off the movie Help! and the events within, and also the art done by macca-is-art on tumblr. They're an amazing artist.

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    Paul gets into some trouble after shrinking down, and John just wants to protect his little Paul.

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    When Ahme drops the syringe intended to shrink Ringo's finger, Paul is injected with the solution and becomes tiny. Like, very tiny. What are the Beatles going to do when it doesn't seem to wear off?
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    Inspired by Help! (1965) and by the drawings by macca-is-art on Tumblr

    I do not own the Beatles or the original idea by macca-is-art

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    What if events had happened differently when the two scientists kidnapped Ringo using their car?

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    A Grim Up North story; It looks like Dawn's been selected to fill the vacant 'human sacrifice' spot yet again. This time its guys with sharp knives and pots of red paint who want to send her as a gift to their Goddess Kaili.

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    When a sudden resurgence of Thuggee threatens Britain's most beloved sons, the Beatles, the Queen calls in someone with a history of handling unconventional problems - Captain Jack Harkness. Fortunately he has some help in the form of archaologist Carol Lake (who might possibly be better known under a slightly different name), and his usual indestructibility. It might even be enough to keep the Beatles alive...

    This is a VERY wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey crossover between Doctor Who, Torchwood, and the film Help! (1965). Fasten your seat-belt, it's going to be a bumpy ride...

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    [ Anon McLennon prompt: "The Night Before" ] John and Paul have a night of drunken sex, after which, John panics and gives Paul the cold shoulder until Paul finally confronts him about it.

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    Paul gets shrunk... and stays shrunk during the events of Help!

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    Paul stays tiny for longer than anticipated, John can't sleep, and there's an inordinate amount of eyebrow-petting involved. Set in the Help! universe.

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    Crack-flavoured slash. Paul's Adventures On The Floor quickly become sexy when John starts getting ideas for activities to pursue with his tiny bandmate. Set in the Help! universe.

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    Not everyone who learns about the Warehouse uses that knowledge to harm it. These are the stories of five people who brought something there.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1424

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